Friday, March 30, 2012

 

Surprise!

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Sipping on Canadian Mist and Diet Pepsi at 2125. Sip. Tomorrow's hangover will be intense. Oh, well.
Interestingly, as I have been doing my blog over the most recent few weeks, it has 'dawned on me' that my blog tends toward 'extremes:'
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Up/Down
Good/Evil
Here/There
Love/Hate
In/Out
Ugly/Beauty
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The usual state of affairs exists in between those extremes. We love those extreme concepts because they represent boundaries. We live within those boundaries. It is a huge world out there in which we live!
We each find ourselves at various points living between The Extremes.
Surprise! Surprise!
 

Golden Beauty.

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I'm listening to the most recent music (Cosi Fan Tutte) as I write this. I love listening to Mozart while I play Drench! Highly recommended. My other favorite Mozart opera is, 'Figaro.' I've never got past the first part of either opera: Parts one of both opera's are too beautiful! I could never find it in me to abandon them. Maybe someday. Maybe not. Not yet.
Sipping on my last drink for tonight: Canadian Mist and Diet Pepsi.
(And by the way, the title of the previous post might suggest to some of you that I find visual examples of 'masturbation' beautiful. Not so. What I find 'beautiful' is that intense golden feeling between my knees and my waist during orgasm. THAT is beautiful!)
Question: Is 'The Jewish love of gold' related to infrequent orgasm due to circumcision?
 

The Beauty of Masturbation.

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Kootch just waved 'Goodnight' as she passed by the door to my room at (thump) 1722. Time for 'The News'... and I'm back at the computer. Suzie Orman was commenting on the huge mega-jackpot now 'selling out' (on one of the newscasts) and she seemed to indicate that 'money alone will not make you happy.' True. That observation fits with my next subject, The human Male Foreskin:
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The prepuce is a product of millions of years of evolution. That much is certain. I think you will agree, for example, that male dogs really value their respective prepuces because it serves them quite well (for obvious protective reasons.)
Same with the human prepuce, which fascilitates masturbation to orgasm (among other advantages). It also aids copulation with the female, fascilitating female orgasm. Even the human female has a prepuce! And certainly, the female prepuce also aids masturbation-to-orgasm. I think we can all agree that orgasms are extremely desirable 'self-nurturing events:' Orgasms aid individual mental health (by for example, acting as 'The ultimate sleeping pill'). But is there more?
Apparently, yes: A recent article (forgot the source) indicated that there was evidence suggesting that 'old sperm' was genetically inferior to 'young sperm.' Apparently, human sperm deteriorates rapidly en prostratus, and the best sperm is young sperm. Old sperm produces more birth defects, including those 'marginal' defects like Autism Spectrum Disorder.
Therefore, (frequent) male masturbators are likely to produce more perfect children because they eject younger, more perfect sperm, a clear evolutionary advantage. Thank you, prepuce! Lesson: Uncircumcised males produce more perfect children. Therefore, male Jews ( honorary and otherwise) should masturbate to ejaculation recently before injecting sperm into the female for reproduction purposes.
Beer # nine has gone 'downhill.' No more beer. Sipping on whiskey at 1850.
 

Seeing Beauty, Remember: God is Close.

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Kootch and I just finished today's M as she ate supper and I drank beer. Now what?! Beauty is the theme. Here is a quote from Osho (aka Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh) on the subject of 'beauty:'
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'Beauty is the first glimpse of the divine. Wherever you see beauty, remember you are on holy ground. Wherever, I say: in a human face, in a child's eye, in a lotus flower, or in the wings of a bird in flight, in the rainbow, or in a silent rock. Wherever you see beauty, remember, you are on holy ground - God is close.'
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That above quote is from 'THE BOOK (A to H)' by BSR. (Also from, COME FOLLOW ME, Volume III).
Sipping on beer #8 at 1703. Yum.
And speaking of Beauty, you will no doubt agree with me that the following image qualifies as beautiful:


 

Up and Down and Up and Down and Up...

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Somehow I stumbled on this lovely music last week or so. Before you listen, have a hanky ready. And it also helps to be slightly buzzed. Working on beer #4 at 1432, buzzing beautifully.
The Women's Bible?! Who knew? (And by the way, see God from a different perspective, here.)
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(And suddenly we have gone from beauty to ugly! Argh!)
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But we prefer Beauty. Right? So... back to Beauty!
Is this not Beautiful? I think so. It's so... 'anti-Biblical!'
Back from the fridge with beer #5 at 1401. Sip. Yum.
The experience of 'beauty' can be amplified. We are, after all, 'electro-chemical' beings. (And in my case, emphasize 'electro'.)
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Uh-oh. Back to Ugly. Really, really, ugly. Yuck.
More Ugly. Can we oscillate back up to Beauty?!
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Yes we can! Beautiful music!
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I'm Baaaack...

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Sipping on beer #1 at 1318. Sip. Rereading the last post just now I spotted a spelling error... standby... done. The main reason for the 'booze break' was to get a read on how booze affects my cognitive functions, and how long it takes me to recover. Looks like I'm 90% recovered after one week and 95% recovered after two weeks. Sip. Back from the fridge with beer #2 (of 9) at 1336. Sip. Buzzing slightly. By the way, I use Drench (tap) as a tool to check CF. It's a fun little game and I usually listen to Mozart while playing it. (Hint: if Drench seems not to load properly, click on any screen offer, then click the <- button. Works every time.)
Regarding the bike accident, my injured right sholder muscle is mostly recovered, and the injury gave me some more insight into the effects of intense microwave radiation: CW (continuous wave) radiation penetrates well into the flesh below the skin/fat layer, causing a constant but subtle muscle contraction on those parts of the muscle nearer the surface. (tap) I was able to use the pain in my right sholder to estimate whether (and how intensely) they were zapping me. No pain, no CW. Interestingly, PR (pulsed radiation) did not cause pain even though it did cause a generalized 'vibration' in those muscles in the path of the beam. They often use intense PR to 'wake me up' at night or in the morning.   

Friday, March 23, 2012

 

Not Tonight, Honey...

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TGIF, but no blogging tonight as I take a break from the beer. See ya next week!

Friday, March 16, 2012

 

Sensual Beauty.

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Whew. We need some pussy. Lessee... Yum!
Ok. Now for some music: Tribute to Mozart. Sensual beauty, folks! Guaranteed to make you smile! And cry. I love the piece at 2:44 but don't know its name.
Working on beer #10 at 2003.
Argh. Hacker problems are causing me to stop (tap) blogging for tonight.
See you next week. Maybe.
 

My GTH Score is Zero.

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But wait! There's more! Question: 'Do you really, really, want to go to Heaven after you die?' The question has really, really been nagging at me lately, so I decided to call the Jewish god WHTZSNM. I dialed 666 on the Brown Telephone and 'extended the antenna.' God answered immediately: Sip.
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gd: Hello?
me: A recent accident has me wondering about my current GTH Score (GTH: 'Go To Heaven').
gd: This is a joke. Right?
me: Actually, yes. But can you give me a number in that regard?
gd: Zero.
me: Darn.
gd: Yep. Nothing personal.
me: (click)
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Overjoyed, I then called Lucifer.
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lu: Hello?
me: I just checked my GTH score. Wanna guess what it is?
lu: Zero.
me: Correct!
lu: I keep track of that stuff. It's my job.
me: Yes, I know. But I'm wondering: Suppose I make a Perfect Act of Contrition just before I die. Will that change anything?
lu: This is a joke. Right?
me: Just thought I'd check...
lu: Anything else?
me: How's Jesus' Psychiatric Business going?
lu: Booming!
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Whew.
 

Soothing French Vanilla.

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Sipping on beer #4 at 1712. Kootch is in her room watching Japan TV and eating ice cream. She had just cooked up a batch of Edamame (frozen soybeans) and seaweed, and after sampling it, seemed a bit queasy. I suggested the ice cream (French Vanilla). The ice cream worked.
I'm recovering from a bike ride gone wrong last Monday. My (loose) left shoe lace got caught in the pedal and my plan to recover using my right leg didn't quite work out, so I took the resulting crash on my right sholder and right shin. Don'tcha just hate it when that happens? Sore right sholder is recovering nicely, and (I hope) so is a hematoma in my right shin muscle. I haven't offered any prayers to The Idiot in the Sky yet, but I did put on some new white cotton panties just in case I die suddenly from an embolism. I'll save that 'perfect act of contrition' for the last possible minute. Yasss. Will it be convincing enough? That's the 'gotcha question,' is it not? Yes it is.
Beginning beer #5 at 1751. I'm missing The News, darn it. Kootch just waved 'Goodnight.' Sip. 
 

Tonight's Link Dump.

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Sipping on beer #1 at 1540. Only 17 beers left. (Whiskey backup, thank god.) Sip. This is part of my 'fun life' of course. Sip. Tomorrow will not be fun. Sip. By the way, Happy Saint Patrick's Day - a good day to be hungover. I have a small link dump this week:
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Causes - Vaginismus.com. 'Helping women overcome sexual pain.' What is so interesting about this site is that it seems to be totally clueless regarding the single largest cause of female sexual pain: male circumcision. I did a site search for 'circumcision' which returned a zero result. Hilarious!
Medical Research Studies on Circumcision. For your information.
Foreskin Restoration can eliminate much female sexual pain and also restore much lost male sexual sensation. (Caution: photographs of penises being 'restored.')
Why are millions of Americans locked up? The 'War on Drugs' is not mentioned. Neither is the recent 'Wall Street Fiasco.' Shallow. A good related question is: 'Why are many thousands of Americans NOT locked up?'

The CDC is in the news recently because it has actually addressed a HUGE health problem: Cigarette smoking. Yay for the CDC!
(First sip of beer #3 at 1632. Buzzing nicely. Sip.)
Colorado Marijuana Legalization Qualifies for November Ballot. We shall see...
Debate on Ending the War on Drugs Gains Momentum. Sir Richard Branson is 'on board the airplane...'
Flying over the Earth at Night. APOD.
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Well, that turned out to be a tad larger than I anticipated. Darn.

Friday, March 09, 2012

 

Suppertime!

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Which brings us to an interesting subject: 'The purpose of life.' Why were we 'created?'
1. To worship God?
2. To have fun?
3. No reason. We were inevitable.
I vote for #2, but the question is really ludicrous, philosophically. #3 is the 'correct' answer (given the choices).
Once I realized that, I set about the task of adding meaning to my life. I am all about 'fun.' I am one fun son-of-a-gun! Sip. (Buzzing moderately now as I continue with my policy of 'moderation.' No way do I want to repeat last Saturday's hangover.)
Just finished last sip of beer #8 at 2020. Suppertime!
 

Mellow America.

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Sipping on beer #7 at 1855.
Pat Robertson favors legalizing Marijuana!? Alright! This signals that the question of Marijuana Legalization has been pretty much 'settled,' folks! I predict that the Federal Government will (relatively soon) remove Marijuana from 'Schedule 1,' allowing the various states to tax and regulate that substance appropriately. Music, maestro!
There is no doubt in my mind that removing 'that great drug lie' will improve our national mood significantly and also improve our overall economy. Mexico will also benefit significantly. The dam has burst!
 

Slurp.

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My Jesuit high school teachers made it clear that because we had 'free will,' 'eternal punishment' was justified. I didn't argue with them, of course, but I could never reconcile myself to the thought of burning in Hell forever just because I'd jerked off and had not yet confessed it. So I became quite good at doing 'a perfect act of contrition:'
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'Oh my God I am heartily sorry for having offended Thee; and I detest all my sins because I fear the loss of Heaven and the pains of  Hell; but most of all because they offended Thee, my God, who art so good and deserving of all my love. (Kootch just waved 'goodnight' at 1712.) I firmly resolve, with the help of Thy grace, to confess my sins, to do penance, and to amend my life. Amen.'
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The only caveat was that, 'You must really mean it. Or else...' Oops.
The Jesuits provoked in me an interest in Metaphysics that later evolved into an interest in Philosophy, which eventually destroyed my religion. Be careful what you teach!
Concerning 'Free Will' I obviously don't have it, or else I'd weigh 180 instead of 230. But clearly I have 'choice' to some extent. It's just that some 'choices' are much more difficult to 'effect' than others. It's a 'logic' vs 'emotion' (L-brain/R-brain) problem. Slurp. Paradoxically, there are 'Systems' that amplify the 'logical (knowing) forces' by enhancing the 'emotional (doing) forces' of the mind (brain). They are sometimes fun to explore. Certain drugs (LSD for example) can initiate interest in such 'systems.' I have evolved my own individual 'system' based on 3.2 beer.
 

Nine is Enough

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The 14-beer hangover was ugly. Whew. Working on beer #2 at 1548. Sip. I don't have a 'plan' for this week, so I'll just list the links in my 'interesting file' and we'll see what follows from that. Beginning beer #3 at 1554. Yum.
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1) The Illusion of Free Will.
2) Pat Robertson Says Marijuana Should Be Legal.
3) The Magic Mushroom home that LSD built.
4) Seven Months of a Rotating Sun.
5) “I became obsessed with the idea that my boyfriend should be circumcised." From chapter 6 of Circumcision: The Painful Dilemma, about 45% downpage.
6) Brooklyn Infant Dies Following Circumcision.
7) Why Women Moan During Sex.
8) Flirting With The Great Satan?
9) A New Role for the 1%.
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Sipping on beer #4 at 1647. Buzzing slightly.

Friday, March 02, 2012

 

See you all next week.

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Was that not beautiful?
See you all next week.
Nighty-night!
 

My Beautiful Life.

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What happened today in my beautiful life?
I woke up. I got out of bed. I turned on our TVs.
I did my meds.
I popped open my first Diet Pepsi.
I remembered that it was Friday, blogday. I sipped DP.
I watched TV, including TiVo'd stuff.
I philosophized (to myself) regarding my existence.
I felt my underpants below my belt as I walked around. Fun! Sensual fun!
(I was wearing JMS white cotton size 12 hi-cuts. Beauty is - in my life - very sensual.)
I watched TiVo's morning programs, feeling my underpants around my upper thighs.
Eventually I (faint boom) took a shower. (That is another very complex blog post).
I enjoyed my shower as usual.
I slipped into yet another pair of white cotton Hi-cut panties. Just my size!
I went to Kaiser for a blood test. (boom)
I came home and enjoyed Kootch and my computer, and began doing my blog about three PM.
Since then I have been drinking beer, and writing this blog. Beer is beautiful.
 

Beauty is personal.

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Kootch just did a reprise, pottywise, at 2048. Very unusual. Go Gobo, girls!
Now what?
Sipping on beer #12 at 2055. Buzzing my brains out! Four beers left. Beauty: (tap) Auditory Beauty; Visual Beauty; Sensory Beauty. Ha! 'Beauty' is a result of sensation! Beauty is the ultimate perception in any given sensory category.
Sipping on beer 13 at 2132. Sip.
We need Beauty before we wrap this up.
 

Trusting God. Not!

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Reading Job just now I can understand why Israel considers the United States to be more reliable than God concerning 'national preservation.' History teaches lessons! Lesson learned! The Brick Testament is interesting in that regard. Hmm! Yahoo and O'bomber are scheduled to meet soon regarding Iranianian-Israeli-American relations. (Eheh. I'm secretly betting on April first! Should be fun to watch... on TV. Hopefully I'm wrong.) Sip. (Kootch just walked by on the way to the PT to pee (I presume). I'd asked her about the language in the 'panty photo' and she said that it could be either Chinese or Japanese. I think Japanese. She agreed. It figures: in a culture bent on limiting progeny, naughty photos would be suppressed and not commonly available on the internet. I'm wondering how the spike in male population has affected Chinese Culture sexually. Is Chinese Pussy finally paying off financially?! I'll bet it is! I'm also guessing that male sexual mutilation (circumcision)  would not be attractive in such a culture.
Kootch just walked by again on the way to the potty. Unusual, given that it has been less than an hour since her last visit. So I accosted her. She replied that in this particular case it was not liquid but fibrous in nature: 'Gobo,' She said.
Ah, so.
 

Sleeping With The Enemy.

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The Book of Job is interesting. It's about halfway down the second column. Try it.
Last night was ugly: I went to bed about 2200, and got to sleep at about 2300 (I like to 'cool off' in bed after a hot shower while contemplating and planning). The 'fun' (microwave radiation) began about 0330 and lasted until 1000 at which time I gave up and got up. Twelve hours in bed and I still feel somewhat sleep-deprived. It happens every night, of course, (tap) but last night was unusually lengthy in that regard. And they didn't even use full power! True, I am 'guestimating' based on experience, but I estimate that they used only about half of their total capacity over those 5 1/2 hours. Heating was a factor, as usual, but cold air blown into my bedroom next to me kept my body temp reasonably low. Also, they used pulsed radiation most of the time. I shielded (thump) my head (the prime target) with metal cookie sheets, but even so, unwanted rythmic (tap) muscular contractions in my face and neck kept me awake most of the time. Occasional dreams (tap) suggested that I got at least intermittent sleep. I am often able to judge the direction from which the microwave radiation is originating, and as usual, it was from both above (mostly) and below. I can feel the muscular contractions produced by pulsed radiation, but CW (continuous wave) radiation is less obvious. (Back from the fridge with beer #8 at 1826. Sip.) CW produces detectable heating, and skin effects like random stinging and skin-crawling sensations. There also seems to be a 'deep penetration' (thump) mode which produces bone pain. (Don't worry about your Cell Phone.) Gas, the historic method of harrassment, has been reduced to less than ten percent.
Question: Is microwave radiation ugly or beautiful?
Oops. Let me re-phrase that: Is microwave radiation, aimed at your close neighbors, ugly or beautiful? You decide.
 

Contemplating Beauty.

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Sipping on beer #1 at 1507. Sip. Let's listen to Mozart while I do some 'blog maintenance:' Piano Sonata in A major... Ok, maintence done at 1534, and I'm sipping on beer #2 (of 16) at 1535. The music is simple and beautiful. (Here is the second movement.) Speaking of 'beauty,' I found this interesting piece about 'Beholding Beauty' on CNN Health. 'Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.' Question: is this photo 'beautiful?' (Caution: woman hanging upside down on bar wearing yellow nylon panties.) I think so. One spectator seems to agree. What about this photo? Beautiful? Ugly? One spectator (Mama?) seems to think it's beautiful. I think it's ugly. You decide. Working on beer #4 at 1620. I've read this page. I think it's beautiful. What do you think?
Colorado Marijuana Legalization Qualifies for November Ballot. I think it's beautiful. Democracy is the least ugly of the alternatives, therefore 'beautiful.' (Working on beer #5 at 1645.) Booze can be both ugly and beautiful. Booze and Marijuana is beautiful. (But that is only my opinion.)
What about Chemistry? Is it beautiful? Is Carbon beautiful? It better be! You are mostly it!
Is LSD beautiful? Yes! (Ever tried it?)
What about The Bible? Is The Bible beautiful? Have you read it? No?

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