Friday, March 30, 2012
The Beauty of Masturbation.
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Kootch just waved 'Goodnight' as she passed by the door to my room at (thump) 1722. Time for 'The News'... and I'm back at the computer. Suzie Orman was commenting on the huge mega-jackpot now 'selling out' (on one of the newscasts) and she seemed to indicate that 'money alone will not make you happy.' True. That observation fits with my next subject, The human Male Foreskin:
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The prepuce is a product of millions of years of evolution. That much is certain. I think you will agree, for example, that male dogs really value their respective prepuces because it serves them quite well (for obvious protective reasons.)
Same with the human prepuce, which fascilitates masturbation to orgasm (among other advantages). It also aids copulation with the female, fascilitating female orgasm. Even the human female has a prepuce! And certainly, the female prepuce also aids masturbation-to-orgasm. I think we can all agree that orgasms are extremely desirable 'self-nurturing events:' Orgasms aid individual mental health (by for example, acting as 'The ultimate sleeping pill'). But is there more?
Apparently, yes: A recent article (forgot the source) indicated that there was evidence suggesting that 'old sperm' was genetically inferior to 'young sperm.' Apparently, human sperm deteriorates rapidly en prostratus, and the best sperm is young sperm. Old sperm produces more birth defects, including those 'marginal' defects like Autism Spectrum Disorder.
Therefore, (frequent) male masturbators are likely to produce more perfect children because they eject younger, more perfect sperm, a clear evolutionary advantage. Thank you, prepuce! Lesson: Uncircumcised males produce more perfect children. Therefore, male Jews ( honorary and otherwise) should masturbate to ejaculation recently before injecting sperm into the female for reproduction purposes.
Beer # nine has gone 'downhill.' No more beer. Sipping on whiskey at 1850.
Kootch just waved 'Goodnight' as she passed by the door to my room at (thump) 1722. Time for 'The News'... and I'm back at the computer. Suzie Orman was commenting on the huge mega-jackpot now 'selling out' (on one of the newscasts) and she seemed to indicate that 'money alone will not make you happy.' True. That observation fits with my next subject, The human Male Foreskin:
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The prepuce is a product of millions of years of evolution. That much is certain. I think you will agree, for example, that male dogs really value their respective prepuces because it serves them quite well (for obvious protective reasons.)
Same with the human prepuce, which fascilitates masturbation to orgasm (among other advantages). It also aids copulation with the female, fascilitating female orgasm. Even the human female has a prepuce! And certainly, the female prepuce also aids masturbation-to-orgasm. I think we can all agree that orgasms are extremely desirable 'self-nurturing events:' Orgasms aid individual mental health (by for example, acting as 'The ultimate sleeping pill'). But is there more?
Apparently, yes: A recent article (forgot the source) indicated that there was evidence suggesting that 'old sperm' was genetically inferior to 'young sperm.' Apparently, human sperm deteriorates rapidly en prostratus, and the best sperm is young sperm. Old sperm produces more birth defects, including those 'marginal' defects like Autism Spectrum Disorder.
Therefore, (frequent) male masturbators are likely to produce more perfect children because they eject younger, more perfect sperm, a clear evolutionary advantage. Thank you, prepuce! Lesson: Uncircumcised males produce more perfect children. Therefore, male Jews ( honorary and otherwise) should masturbate to ejaculation recently before injecting sperm into the female for reproduction purposes.
Beer # nine has gone 'downhill.' No more beer. Sipping on whiskey at 1850.
