Friday, April 25, 2008

 

Oyasuminasai

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hg: Wnndtgtgth! Ilvvyrhstry!

me: I agree. I would suggest a weekly interaction.

hg: Doneseral!

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The phone call ended there. I got the impression that HG liked me, and was looking forward to further communications. I was especially fascinated by HG's interest in Hallucinogens.

But here I sit in Denver Colorado typing my blog at twenty minutes after midnight. Time to wrap this up.
 

Living Alone

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JF forces have struck twice recently. These strikes are no doubt related to Kootch's recent departure. In the first case, they struck the tires of Kootch's Toyota, unbalancing at least one of them. The vibration was very obvious as I drove Kootch to the airport Tuesday morning. They struck again sometime between then and this Friday afternoon when I attempted to start Kootch's car. The battery was totally dead. It was so dead, in fact, that the radio had lost all memory.
Interestingly, as I pondered what to do, a rescue truck appeared, apparently called to the scene by a strange woman driving a strange car. She needed help. I requested that the driver assist me after he had finished with her. He agreed. Meanwhile I got the jumper cables out of the trunk. Then a young woman appeared near me, obviously intending to drive away. I requested her assistance in the form of a jump-start and she agreed with a smile. Glorious! What a woman! I love that woman! But I was unfortunately unable to tell plus from minus on my battery, which had been sprayed with a thick red goop. I decided not to risk damaging her car by guessing (and being wrong). I thanked her. She left. The rescue truck dude then jump-started Kootch's car. Cost me 20 dollars. But just as he was about to leave, the motor died and I requested another jump-start. He did it for free, then suggested that the problem was the generator. I thanked him and he left. I drove around for about 45 minutes, charging the battery, then I bought two six-packs of Mickeys and headed back to the apartment.
I then punched in the code on the digital lock. (The key lock was not initiated in this particular case ( I forgot)), then I opened the door. Two chains secured the door from the inside. Each chain was connected by a digital padlock. I pulled the written keys to the two digital padlocks out of my socks. I dialed in the written combinations - which I had previously tested - into both padlocks. They opened, and I entered our apartment.
This is how I live when Kootch is in Japan.
 

Talking With the Holy Spirit

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Well folks, as you can see from the previous conversation, The Holy Ghost has something of a communications problem, whereas Both WHTZSNM and Jesus are able to communicate reasonably well. In the HG case, however, we seem to be faced with some kind of an aphasia (speech impediment). Nevertheless, HG can express rudimentary ideas quite well to a careful listener, and we are careful listeners, if nothing else. The conversation continued:
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me: Could You repeat that?
hg: (garbled)
me: Acid generates self-knowlege.
hg: Comprendiocius!
me: I thought you would like that.
hg: Whtsyrnbr!
me: I don't give that out. Sorry.
hg: Bmmmrrlonius. Whrru?
me: Earth.
hg: Nvrhrdft.
me: NGC number is zero.
hg: Prmssg!
me Near Alpha Centauri.
hg: Bnngg! Imnffwy!
me: Four light years or so if I am not mistaken.
hg: (garbled)
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Tuesday, April 22, 2008

 

Further Conversations with Diety

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me: Maybe, but I need the telephone number of the Holy Ghost.
gd: Pray tell me why you need that number?
me: I am a student of philosophy.
gd: Philosophy?
me: Philosophy is somewhat related to Theology.
gd: Theology?
me: Theology is the study of God.
gd: The number is 321, but good luck getting any 'information.' (hangs up)
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I then punched in 321:
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hg: Helughga?
me: I am an investigator.
hg: (garbled)
me: God gave me your number.
hg: Bzzthfoff!
me: I am in contact with Jesus also.
hg: Statfffficus?
me: Yes, but we think it might be temporary.
hg: Wii?
me: Me.
hg: Whcnidufru?
me: I wondered whether you were interested in Earth.
hg: Shuudl Ibee?
me: Yes. We do Acid.
hg: Acid!?
me: Lysergic Acid Diethlamide.
hg: (garbled)
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You're Drunk

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I just called Kaiser Permante about some information they recently requested (in a letter). I dislike using the telephone, and I especially dislike talking to a machine on the telephone, but in my inebriated condition I had a bit of fun doing it. It seemed to me, therefore, that here was an auspicious time to call the Jewish god WHTZSNM on the brown telephone. Earth Day was my excuse for calling. I extended the antenna and punched in 666. God answered immediately.
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gd: Hello?
me: Me again.
gd: (silence)
me: Today is Earth Day.
gd: Earth?
me: We are beginning to realize our responsibilities in regards to our home planet.
gd: Standby... I'm looking you up... be a minute or two...
me: NGC number is zero, if that helps.
gd: Earth! Of course!
me: Right next door.
gd: Well, not exactly.
me: By the way, Jesus' signal was below the static level last time I checked. Are You having the same problem?
gd: Yes. I think it's temporary.
me: Made any progress, hadronwise?
gd: Get off this subject or I will terminate this call.
me: Forgive me, but I am really in the mood for some esoteric information.
gd: You're drunk.
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Technology Amplifies

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Happy Earth Day! In fact, happy Earth week! Green is everywhere, even here in Colorado as the trees around us slowly do their spring thing. It will be a while yet before the plants here become very sexual, but I had the pleasure (yesterday) of witnessing a couple of birds do their spring thing several times on the patio railing near the food dish. I thought, 'Well, it doesn't last very long but they at least get to do it often!' The male seemed (as usual) to be having the most fun, while the female, on the other hand, only needed to stand there and look sexy. I supposed that the reason for this disparity had something to do with the difference in energy required for copulation, an example of Natural Economics. Interestingly, Human Economics does not necessarily follow that energy/reward path. It usually does, but modern technology amplifies certain instances nowadays. (Bill Gates is only one example.)

Kootch is winging her way to Japan for her yearly vacation and I am left alone, totally paranoid. I don't go along with her because I would only be a distraction. Her family would have to 'accommodate me.' Bummer. Kootch deserves to be free from her American Husband at least once a year. Anyway, I need to 'hold down the fort' so to say. I shudder to think about how JF forces would defile our domicile if given that chance.

Thursday, April 17, 2008

 

Ann and Anne

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Been playing a lot of C-III lately and not much Comcast chess. Also been gassed and irradiated more or less as usual. I'm early this week both because I got adequate sleep last night and the weather forcast for Saturday was way too nice for me to be hungover. (Getting autosave errors at this point at 1954L - problem disappeared.)
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The above was the final recorded blog entry from last thursday night. Autosave soon failed again and I played some Comcast chess for a while, then lost interest in booze and ate supper. I suspect hackery (of course) as the cause of my problems with Blogger that night.
I've long since forgotten whatever I was going to write in the next few posts but I do remember that I wanted to commiserate with Ann over the recent death of her father. Interestingly, this song was a favorite of my high school girlfriend, Anne.
 

The Women's Encyclopedia of Myths and Secrets

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The problem with ancient religion is that it is ancient. Human morality has advanced considerably since the old rules were 'handed down' two or three thousand years ago (or more!). Humanism is the new modern religion. Humanism includes secularism, plus the more enlightened aspects of ancient religion (of which there are very few). Given this definition, neither Catholicism nor FLDS 'religion' falls within the category, although some few aspects of both religions might. Humanism also includes drug induced mystical experience (both ancient and modern). Humanism includes - and this is perhaps Humanism's most important contribution - the awareness that we humans are affecting our home planet in a negative way, and that it is our sole responsibility to repair the damage we have done. Humanism includes all of science. Humanism recognizes no gods. Humanism is the modern religion, appropriate to modern times. Prove me wrong if you can.

Before leaving this subject I should mention the connections between ancient religion and misogyny. This aspect of ancient religion is obvious in both the pope's visit and the FLDS interviews. In the Catholic case, although a pragmatic appraisal of modern problems with Catholicism would suggest the ordination of females, 'The Church' rejects this obvious solution based on ancient antipathies. In the FLDS case it is clear and obvious that 'male superiority' is a fundamental tenet of that 'faith.'

For more on this general subject, see The Women's Encyclopedia of Myths and Secrets. Highly recommended.
 

A Confluence of Ancient Evil

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My suggestion to 'grow Marijuana' in the previous post below should not be taken too liberally, of course, but I don't think the law would be very upset about two or three plants grown for personal use and experimentation. (This link is self-referential, so you need to scroll down a bit.)
By the way, seeds are easy to obtain by mail. High Times magazine has some good sources. We used the seeds which came with the Ganja provided by Mark (Colombian Gold).

Ancient Religion is very big in the news this week: The Pope's visit to America, and Texas Authorities' raid on an FLDS (Fundamentalist Latter Day Saints) 'ranch,' taking many children into protective custody. News Media has presented us with some very interesting interviews, all by FLDS women (mothers) but FLDS men were apparently too shy to participate in those interviews. I found the interviews with those women interestingly creepy. They (the women) seemed to be very deceptive. They smiled phoney smiles and spoke phoney words. They were something of a caricature, suggesting, 'Stepford Wives' meets 'Pleasantville.' I thought, 'Whoa! These girls need a total makeover!'

The 'Pope story' was much more familiar, including the associated 'child abuse by Catholic priests' scandal. Notice that 'ancient religion' and 'child abuse' connects both stories. The only part missing from this trilogy is the child abuse associated with Jewish infant sexual mutilation (circumcision). This leg of the triad could not be mentioned by Jew-leery media, of course. Nor will any media commentator make that common connection. This leaves the subject to us bloodthirsty bloggers. Eheh.

Friday, April 11, 2008

 

Grow Marijuana! Acid Saves!

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Enter drugs. Drugs modify 'thought proceeses' by interfering with 'massive neural loops,' allowing individuals to experience new neural proceeses to which they would otherwise have been oblivious. The result is that 'change happens.' This produces new behavior. Most social and economic behavior is not affected because those 'neural loops' are so massive as to defy such change. But the 'neural loops' which have been weakened by 'doubt' (such as religious loops) are affected. The result is that people experience astonishing changes in religio-philosophic life after doing Acid (for example). Acid is the premier example in these regards but lesser drugs (marijuana, for example) can produce similar results. (I should mention that the above is only a theory. Prove me wrong if you can.)
What is the final result?
Good question. I don't know, but I have some advice: Grow Marijuana! Acid Saves!
 

Ultimate Questions

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Time for some links:
The Atheist Delusion. A funny parody.
Sexology 101. I love this woman!

I see that some of you want me to revisit last week. Fine with me. Here is the situation: Ancient 'religion' having been proved to be nonsense, we are left with the startling idea that when we die we will die forever. Bummer. Yet this relevation is also liberating in the sense that it frees us from the priests and preachers who want to enslave us: we are alive and we are free! Astonishing! But unfortunately we will all die eventually. Everything dies. It is the law of Nature. There is no more fundamental law. Meanwhile we must necessarily go about our daily lives until we die. How to proceed?
We obviously need to honor our cultural commitments. We need to observe our economic duties, for example. Our world would collapse if we abandoned these most basic duties, and we would all die suddenly and prematurely. It is our duty to proceed as if the priests and politicians were correct. This is what I call 'our public duty.'
But our new found knowlege (about personal death) suggests that we also have a private duty to 'comprehend our world.' The priests are phoney, and the politicians are phoney too, but are at least correct economically (whereas the priests are correct about nothing).
We therefore abandon religion and focus on science. Science produces technology. Technology produces wealth. We grow economically. But as death approaches, the existential questions become more important. There comes a time when we are ready to abandon 'economic activity' in favor of 'spiritual activity:' we have enough to eat, but 'we want to know the truth before we die forever.'
 

Is Google Jewish?

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Speaking of idiots, two of them between the ages of about 18-22 recently knocked on my door. Such knocks are rare. After observing them through the peephole I decided to 'answer the door.' One of the idiots said that they were selling something. I replied that I was not in the market to buy anything. I then closed the door. Little did they know that they were talking to someone who had a loaded .357 in his hand. I got the impression that they were there either to harrass me or to 'identify' me. Hmm.
Back to the subject for tonight: crypto Jew. During my search I stumbled across several sites which I found very interesting. This is one of them. I had no idea whether the allegations were justified, but I have to admit that I giggled. Naughty me! And here is another site which got my attention. I especially liked the questions at the end of the piece. Good questions!
I should mention that my search for anything Jewish on Google brought up this screen, warning that I might be offended by the results. I was not at all offended, of course, but I wondered about the Google motivation behind this ludicrous 'warning.' Was the message intended only for Jews? Christians? Others? What in the fuck does Google mean by this message?!
Is Google Jewish?
 

Crypto Jews

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60 Minutes had an interesting interview last Sunday with Douglas Feith, who served under Donald Rumsfeld (Secretary of Defense) during the first half of the disasterous Bush Administration. The interview was essentially a Feith attempt to defend his performance during that period. To me, Feith came across as a complete idiot who should never have occupied such a high position in government. You really must see the interview to believe it. Feith worked with Wolfowitz under Rumsfeld. All three later resigned. All three, in retrospect, appear to have been complete idiots, along with their commander-in-chief, Bush, with regard to the Iraq War. But was there more to the story beyond obvious all-around idiocy? I thought so.
My knowlege of Jewish surnames suggested to me that all concerned (except Bush) might be Jews. Feith and Wolfowitz were later confirmed as such, but Rumsfeld remained 'religio incognito' in that regard. Vice president Cheney was also suspect, but a search of both Cheney and Rumsfeld turned up no mention of personal religion in either case: they might be or might not be, Jews. What were they, religionwise?
This brought me to the idea of 'sleeper Jew'. After a bit of searching I came across the concept of 'crypto Jew.' This was the concept I was looking for. I needed it to fill out my conjecture that Rumsfeld was a hidden Jew along with Cheney. My conjecture posited the scenerio that the Iraq War was the result of Jewish Tribalism gone apeshit. That is to say that influential Jews in American government influenced a dumbass president to attack Iraq in response to an attack by Afghanistan, a totally different country. The purpose of this misdirected aggression was to increase Israeli security by involving America in a war which was very close to Israel geographically, bringing hundreds of thousands of American troops into positions near Israel, which was the emotional if not actual state to which these crypto Jews owed their allegiance.
Prove me wrong if you can.

Friday, April 04, 2008

 

Solving Puzzles Slowly

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Yoshi! Mitsuko Uchida plays Beethoven's Piano Concerto #5, 3rd movement. Glorious! You Acid Lovers need to avoid the 4th movement, of course, at least while doing Acid. My memories of this piece are that we would all do Ganja in the living room while constructing a giant puzzle on the coffee table while listening to BP#5. For hours on end we would all pleasantly search hopelessly (more or less) for some or other piece while listening to the music, giggling. We eventually always solved the 1000 piece puzzle (after several weeks) but we always did it to this music. The 4th movement only bothered me while I was doing Acid alone in the LR. You must do Acid, but take care to understand the total environment... otherwise I cannot guarantee the result.
Your life is the process of 'solving puzzles slowly.'
 

Mostly Static

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(I tried formatting the previous post to see whether JF agents would dare to interfere. Apparently they did not, or did so minimally. A problem is that Blogger's 'preview' function does not quite accurately reflect the final published result. Blogger needs to fix that.)

Continuing the logical train from the previous post, it would seem that Jesus' life and death represented a 'full stop' in monotheism (including Mohammedism), at least insofar as the true nature of 'The Creator' is concerned, leaving Humanity with the question of, 'What The Fuck...?!'
(But this is an esoteric conclusion. Most folks will sail blithely by this red flag, suspecting nothing. For those of you who clearly see that red flag I shall continue the conversation with Jesus:)
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me: You died.
js: I'm not dead yet.
me: In your previous life you died to please your Father in Heaven.
js: (static)
me: Your death saved us all from Hell.
js: (static)
me: And now Earth is in danger of being swallowed by a black hole before you get home to Proxima Centuari.
js: So (static) what?
me: We think that you are scheduled to save us all again.
js: (static)
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The conversation ended there after several minutes of nothing but static, and I concluded that Jesus was speeding through a gas cloud which inhibited the propagation of His weak signal. I shall attempt to contact Him later in the week.
 

A Logical Conclusion

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Today is the 40th anniversary of Martin Luther King's assasination, and the news channels are buzzing away on the subject. (TODAY had an excellent series in that regard.) This unexpected development strongly suggested that I should cancel the previously planned 'blurb.' I suspect I would have canceled or ignored it anyway but a good reason is a good reason!

What to say about MLK. Hmm... I liked him. Most of us liked him. I don't think that J. Edgar Hoover liked him, but JEH was a wierdo, and a 'wierdo in power' is a dangerous wierdo, Bush being the most recent example of that class of wierdo.

As I watched the various media manifestations of today's unfortunate anniversary I was struck by something mentioned from time to time but generally overlooked: MLK, a Baptist minister with a glorious gift of language did not derive his central idea (thesis) of 'non-violence' from his religious inheritance (Christianity), but from another religion entirely (Hinduism, a religion older than Judaism)! That amazed me. It amazes me even more that this fact is little noticed by modern media, with the result that most 'moderns' think that MLK's pacifism is devived from the teachings of Jesus. Not so!

We all know from a cursory reading of the Very Old and Odius Testament that Judaism is an extremely violent religion and always has been, but most of us were conditioned to believe that Jesus reformed Judaism into something much less violent. Wrong. Jesus brought us the concept of 'eternal punishment,' which is clearly the most violent possible expression of a deranged deity. Jesus therefore brought Judaism to its logical conclusion.

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