Friday, February 21, 2014
Oyasuminasia.
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Sip. Time to wrap this blogger session up, eat supper, and hit the sack.
See you all next week!
Sip. Time to wrap this blogger session up, eat supper, and hit the sack.
See you all next week!
Interesting Links.
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Working on beer #8 at 1956. Sip. This series is not as much fun as last week. Hmm. I need some interesting links:
TPM Online: (http://www.philosophersnet.com/)
The Periodic Table of Videos: (http://www.periodicvideos.com/)
The Heart and Soul Nebulas: (http://apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap140211.html)
The Brain from Top to Bottom. (http://thebrain.mcgill.ca/intermediaire.php)
Starry Night for you armchair... (http://store.simulationcurriculum.com/)... astronomers. Sip.
Science magazine.
(http://www.sciencemag.org/site/feature/misc/webfeat/125th/)
God is imaginary. (http://godisimaginary.com/) I love the part where they say, 'Imagine that you are a normal person.'
Eheh.
Working on beer #8 at 1956. Sip. This series is not as much fun as last week. Hmm. I need some interesting links:
TPM Online: (http://www.philosophersnet.com/)
The Periodic Table of Videos: (http://www.periodicvideos.com/)
The Heart and Soul Nebulas: (http://apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap140211.html)
The Brain from Top to Bottom. (http://thebrain.mcgill.ca/intermediaire.php)
Starry Night for you armchair... (http://store.simulationcurriculum.com/)... astronomers. Sip.
Science magazine.
(http://www.sciencemag.org/site/feature/misc/webfeat/125th/)
God is imaginary. (http://godisimaginary.com/) I love the part where they say, 'Imagine that you are a normal person.'
Eheh.
Exit Strategy.
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Back from the fridge with beer #5 at 1824. Sip. And I am one of them. Sip. The difference is that I am 'weird' in a good way. Sip. They are not. Sip. Now what? Sip. I think we should continue (faint thump) in the current direction. So, how about another Imaginary Q&A? Sound good? Sounds good to me too!
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Q: I can't think of a good question.
A: Next:
Q: Go get the next beer.
A: Next.
Q: Your 'War with the Jews' is madness. You can't win. Give it up.
A: Are you a Jew? (notice the font change)
Q: I might be. I might not be.
A: Check your dick.
Q: I'm interested in the weapons being employed. You have described the weapons being used against you. Tell us about your weapons.
A: Good question! My weapons are: Brain, fingertips, Computer, World Wide Web. I am a gentle person. I fight gently.
Q: But you have admitted that you have in your possession a (tap) .357 Magnum revolver which is always loaded and ready to kill.
A: A 'last resort.' Actually, I think of it as my 'instant exit tool.'
Q: Exit?
A: From this life, should life become too painful.
Q: But you would kill (tap) an intruder?
A: Yep. But my .357 is also an excellent practical/psychological weapon in my unwinable war with The Jews.
Q: Why dont you surrender?
A: To who?
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Back from the fridge with beer #5 at 1824. Sip. And I am one of them. Sip. The difference is that I am 'weird' in a good way. Sip. They are not. Sip. Now what? Sip. I think we should continue (faint thump) in the current direction. So, how about another Imaginary Q&A? Sound good? Sounds good to me too!
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Q: I can't think of a good question.
A: Next:
Q: Go get the next beer.
A: Next.
Q: Your 'War with the Jews' is madness. You can't win. Give it up.
A: Are you a Jew? (notice the font change)
Q: I might be. I might not be.
A: Check your dick.
Q: I'm interested in the weapons being employed. You have described the weapons being used against you. Tell us about your weapons.
A: Good question! My weapons are: Brain, fingertips, Computer, World Wide Web. I am a gentle person. I fight gently.
Q: But you have admitted that you have in your possession a (tap) .357 Magnum revolver which is always loaded and ready to kill.
A: A 'last resort.' Actually, I think of it as my 'instant exit tool.'
Q: Exit?
A: From this life, should life become too painful.
Q: But you would kill (tap) an intruder?
A: Yep. But my .357 is also an excellent practical/psychological weapon in my unwinable war with The Jews.
Q: Why dont you surrender?
A: To who?
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The Atmosphere of Menace.
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First sip of beer #1 at 1715. Sip. One 12-pack of NL is available tonight, with the usual back-up. Sip. Reading last week's posts while sober left me unimpressed, but I'll defer judgement until I'm buzzing again. Sip. Sober, I'm something of a self-critic. Chug. End of beer #1... Back with beer #2 at 1726. Sip. Buzzing slightly. Sip. While I was at the fridge, the BSLWT (Bat Shit Looney Wall Tapper) 'tapped' the hallway wall with his key (or similar metal object). He Does this two or three times a day, but rarely times it so 'closely.' He's also tapped the bathroom part of the wall a few times. This has been going on for a couple of years, I think, and is part of what I call, 'The Atmosphere of Menace.' TAM is a psychological attack which includes stomping from above, wall-banging from above, and other less violent taps and squeeks which seem to be 'comments' on what I say to Kootch, or what is happening on TV. Kootch is never 'commented on.' TV, yes. Me, Yes. Kootch, no. Huge burp. End of beer #2 at 1743.
First sip of beer #3 at 1745. Sip. Buzzing nicely, time to reread last week... Ah yes. Funny when I'm buzzing! Sip.
TAM also includes microwave attacks, of course, and these attacks are often used to prevent me from sleeping. 'Sleep-deprivation' is a well known and much-used form of torture (faint boom). (But I count my blessings: they can't 'water-board' me. Yet.) Sipping on beer #4 at 1804.
Those 'comments' on what is currently happening in my life are designed to remind me that I have absolutely no privacy. Never, ever. And I use that information in a positive way to 'remember myself.'
There are some very weird people living in this building.
First sip of beer #1 at 1715. Sip. One 12-pack of NL is available tonight, with the usual back-up. Sip. Reading last week's posts while sober left me unimpressed, but I'll defer judgement until I'm buzzing again. Sip. Sober, I'm something of a self-critic. Chug. End of beer #1... Back with beer #2 at 1726. Sip. Buzzing slightly. Sip. While I was at the fridge, the BSLWT (Bat Shit Looney Wall Tapper) 'tapped' the hallway wall with his key (or similar metal object). He Does this two or three times a day, but rarely times it so 'closely.' He's also tapped the bathroom part of the wall a few times. This has been going on for a couple of years, I think, and is part of what I call, 'The Atmosphere of Menace.' TAM is a psychological attack which includes stomping from above, wall-banging from above, and other less violent taps and squeeks which seem to be 'comments' on what I say to Kootch, or what is happening on TV. Kootch is never 'commented on.' TV, yes. Me, Yes. Kootch, no. Huge burp. End of beer #2 at 1743.
First sip of beer #3 at 1745. Sip. Buzzing nicely, time to reread last week... Ah yes. Funny when I'm buzzing! Sip.
TAM also includes microwave attacks, of course, and these attacks are often used to prevent me from sleeping. 'Sleep-deprivation' is a well known and much-used form of torture (faint boom). (But I count my blessings: they can't 'water-board' me. Yet.) Sipping on beer #4 at 1804.
Those 'comments' on what is currently happening in my life are designed to remind me that I have absolutely no privacy. Never, ever. And I use that information in a positive way to 'remember myself.'
There are some very weird people living in this building.
Saturday, February 15, 2014
?
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Which brings us to 'Modernity.' What should we be studying? Depends on what you mean by 'we.' Discovery is an explosion.
Last glass of CM and DP.
GNAGL. SYNW!
Which brings us to 'Modernity.' What should we be studying? Depends on what you mean by 'we.' Discovery is an explosion.
Last glass of CM and DP.
GNAGL. SYNW!
I Like Daruma.
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Sipping on Canadian Mist and Diet Pepsi at 0013. Sip. I gotta get some Ganja! Sip. I like the idea that THC and CBD in Marijuana are also common brain chemicals. This 'commonality' suggests that Humans evolved with some very interesting plants over millions of years! Hmm! And we love each other!
That also explains why Marijuana, near the end of an Acid Trip, decreases that feeling of hyperactivity, and 'strangens things up.'
Some drugs go well together. Others don't.
And drugs tend to be 'synergistic' as they impinge on specific neural systems. Sip. Booze and Ganja are examples. Sip.
My 'take' is that Mother Nature arranged this interesting scenerio.
Booze is the original example.
Sip.
(Daruma is staring at me at 0041 as I type this, buzzing outrageously.
I can tell by his expression that he doesn't like me. Sip. Hmm. I've noticed this for several years. I've finally admitted it. But I like Daruma. I will always like Daruma.)
Sipping on Canadian Mist and Diet Pepsi at 0013. Sip. I gotta get some Ganja! Sip. I like the idea that THC and CBD in Marijuana are also common brain chemicals. This 'commonality' suggests that Humans evolved with some very interesting plants over millions of years! Hmm! And we love each other!
That also explains why Marijuana, near the end of an Acid Trip, decreases that feeling of hyperactivity, and 'strangens things up.'
Some drugs go well together. Others don't.
And drugs tend to be 'synergistic' as they impinge on specific neural systems. Sip. Booze and Ganja are examples. Sip.
My 'take' is that Mother Nature arranged this interesting scenerio.
Booze is the original example.
Sip.
(Daruma is staring at me at 0041 as I type this, buzzing outrageously.
I can tell by his expression that he doesn't like me. Sip. Hmm. I've noticed this for several years. I've finally admitted it. But I like Daruma. I will always like Daruma.)
Friday, February 14, 2014
Remember...
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Damn this is fun! Sip. Last beer. Sip. Whiskey in reserve. Sip. (Oh Canada!) Sip.
My take on the history of religion is that the various religions were trying to instill that 'ritual methodology' in their most faithful believers. For example, the 'examination of conscience' in Catholicism, and the idea that God was always watching what we're doing and thinking.
Even Thinking! Huh?
The problem with all that was that 'esotericism' often got lost in the process because the early practicioners had no scientific ground on which to base their teachings. The Human Brain had yet to be 'invented.' Esoteric Theory took the human brain into the equation.
'Psychology' became a study worth believing.
'Religion' became less 'believable.'
Modernity rejects religion and embraces psychology as a way of knowing. Sip.
Back from the fridge with whiskey #1 at 2335. Sip. I would have done a hit of Ganja, but all I have is whiskey. (thump)
So. My advice remains viable: Do you want to become Enlightened? Then do your shopping while wearing the underpants of the opposite sex.
And remember. Remember. Remember.
Damn this is fun! Sip. Last beer. Sip. Whiskey in reserve. Sip. (Oh Canada!) Sip.
My take on the history of religion is that the various religions were trying to instill that 'ritual methodology' in their most faithful believers. For example, the 'examination of conscience' in Catholicism, and the idea that God was always watching what we're doing and thinking.
Even Thinking! Huh?
The problem with all that was that 'esotericism' often got lost in the process because the early practicioners had no scientific ground on which to base their teachings. The Human Brain had yet to be 'invented.' Esoteric Theory took the human brain into the equation.
'Psychology' became a study worth believing.
'Religion' became less 'believable.'
Modernity rejects religion and embraces psychology as a way of knowing. Sip.
Back from the fridge with whiskey #1 at 2335. Sip. I would have done a hit of Ganja, but all I have is whiskey. (thump)
So. My advice remains viable: Do you want to become Enlightened? Then do your shopping while wearing the underpants of the opposite sex.
And remember. Remember. Remember.
Entering Enlightenment via Underpants.
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So.
Do you want to become enlightened? Then follow these simple rules:
1. Wear the underpants of the opposite sex while shopping at the supermarket.
2. Use the resulting sensory feelings and awareness of 'alien underwear' as an 'alternative awareness' while you shop. (For example: 'I need some eggs... lessee... on the lower shelf... I need to bend over but my panty lines will show... argh... I am alive...')
3. Invent other ways to remind your brain that the 'current game' is to create a kind of 'meta-awareness' where you are conscious of not only what you are doing, but everything else too. If you are successful in that regard you will have created a new ritual, The Ritual of Awareness. Sip.
Will you thereby avoid 'dying like a dog?'
Will you thereby acquire Eternal Life?
Beats the heck outa me. Sip. But you will be less impulsive.
And not only that, you will spend less time 'imagining.'
Sip.
What is a 'ritual?'
A ritual is a complex behavior performed by the CNS which is 'automatic' in the sense that conscious thought is not required. The 'conscious mind' can think and talk and do other complex stuff, while also doing a 'ritual.' One of the most common examples of a 'ritual' is 'putting on shoes and socks in the morning.'
So.
Do you want to become enlightened? Then follow these simple rules:
1. Wear the underpants of the opposite sex while shopping at the supermarket.
2. Use the resulting sensory feelings and awareness of 'alien underwear' as an 'alternative awareness' while you shop. (For example: 'I need some eggs... lessee... on the lower shelf... I need to bend over but my panty lines will show... argh... I am alive...')
3. Invent other ways to remind your brain that the 'current game' is to create a kind of 'meta-awareness' where you are conscious of not only what you are doing, but everything else too. If you are successful in that regard you will have created a new ritual, The Ritual of Awareness. Sip.
Will you thereby avoid 'dying like a dog?'
Will you thereby acquire Eternal Life?
Beats the heck outa me. Sip. But you will be less impulsive.
And not only that, you will spend less time 'imagining.'
Sip.
What is a 'ritual?'
A ritual is a complex behavior performed by the CNS which is 'automatic' in the sense that conscious thought is not required. The 'conscious mind' can think and talk and do other complex stuff, while also doing a 'ritual.' One of the most common examples of a 'ritual' is 'putting on shoes and socks in the morning.'
The Ritual of Enlightenment.
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(Generally speaking, I was polite to other people, but I had no desire to interact with them. I loved being alone.) So I read books. I discovered Ouspensky and The Fourth Way. Asleep?! Huh? I tested myself. I flunked. I was indeed 'asleep' most of the time! Hmm! I began trying to 'self-remember.' My favorite test was to try to remember that I was alive while shopping at the super market. Difficult! 'Dual Awareness' does not come naturally. It has to be learned. But I had a methodology: wear nylon panties while shopping. Try to use the feel of that 'alien underwear' as a reminder of 'being alive,' while at the same time concentrating on what to buy as I pushed my shopping cart around the store. The method worked pretty well, but there were frequent failures, each of which produced a kind of 'psychic shock' when I realized that I had 'forgotten myself.' And it was a shock. Every time. But I worked on it for months... years. I got pretty good at it, eventually, and the day finally came that whenever I switched my attention from whatever I was doing to 'remembering myself' there was no shock at all, just a smooth transition from one mental state to another. And back. And forth. And back. And forth... I was awake! I am still awake! Sip.
Gurdjieff taught that 'becoming awake' was the process of 'creating your soul.' 'Awakening' was 'Soul Creation.' He taught that you were not born with a soul, and that unless you 'created your own soul,' you would 'Die like a dog.'
Well, maybe.
My characterization is somewhat less 'esoteric:' 'Becoming Awake' is the process of creating a ritual. 'Enlightment' is a learned phenomenon.
(Generally speaking, I was polite to other people, but I had no desire to interact with them. I loved being alone.) So I read books. I discovered Ouspensky and The Fourth Way. Asleep?! Huh? I tested myself. I flunked. I was indeed 'asleep' most of the time! Hmm! I began trying to 'self-remember.' My favorite test was to try to remember that I was alive while shopping at the super market. Difficult! 'Dual Awareness' does not come naturally. It has to be learned. But I had a methodology: wear nylon panties while shopping. Try to use the feel of that 'alien underwear' as a reminder of 'being alive,' while at the same time concentrating on what to buy as I pushed my shopping cart around the store. The method worked pretty well, but there were frequent failures, each of which produced a kind of 'psychic shock' when I realized that I had 'forgotten myself.' And it was a shock. Every time. But I worked on it for months... years. I got pretty good at it, eventually, and the day finally came that whenever I switched my attention from whatever I was doing to 'remembering myself' there was no shock at all, just a smooth transition from one mental state to another. And back. And forth. And back. And forth... I was awake! I am still awake! Sip.
Gurdjieff taught that 'becoming awake' was the process of 'creating your soul.' 'Awakening' was 'Soul Creation.' He taught that you were not born with a soul, and that unless you 'created your own soul,' you would 'Die like a dog.'
Well, maybe.
My characterization is somewhat less 'esoteric:' 'Becoming Awake' is the process of creating a ritual. 'Enlightment' is a learned phenomenon.
Leaving Society.
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Sipping on beer #2 at 1908 after watching the evening news. Sip. Buzzing slightly. Sip. I'm kinda late, having grabbed a short nap. I won't bore you with the details. Suffice it to say that Valentine greetings from a looney hater like Gerash are not exactly sensory delights. Sip. I'm buzzing enough to reread last week. Standby... Ah yes. (And nothing personal there sherrif). Sip.
Back with beer #3 at 1925. Sip.
I read Ouspensky at a time when everything in my life had pretty much 'gone wrong' and I... (Being zapped with DPR (Deep Penetration Radiation), causing coughing. This form is usually felt 'asymetrically' (more in one lung than in the other). My guess is that it is difficult to aim the microwave cannons in such a way as to produce an even burning sensation in both lungs.) ...had not yet figured out that I was being stalked by batshitlooney elements of the Jewish Tribe and the Homosexual Community. Sound crazy? Uhuh. Sip.
(Doncha just love those complex sentences? I do. But it takes beer! Back with beer #4 at 1948. Sip.) For example, after quitting Honeywell (tap) and getting a new job at the National Center for Atmospheric Research, my first day on the job revealed (in the first 30 minutes!) that my workmates disliked me intensely. Furthermore, I was immediately placed in an extremely (tap) noisy room alone, doing some dumbass job. My hearing (tap) suffered some long-term damage, I think. I quit after a week or two. I needed to 'figure things out.' I read books. Sip. And I could go on and on and on...
I had fun being unemployed and alone. Really. People were such assholes. I didn't need people. I still don't need people.
Sipping on beer #2 at 1908 after watching the evening news. Sip. Buzzing slightly. Sip. I'm kinda late, having grabbed a short nap. I won't bore you with the details. Suffice it to say that Valentine greetings from a looney hater like Gerash are not exactly sensory delights. Sip. I'm buzzing enough to reread last week. Standby... Ah yes. (And nothing personal there sherrif). Sip.
Back with beer #3 at 1925. Sip.
I read Ouspensky at a time when everything in my life had pretty much 'gone wrong' and I... (Being zapped with DPR (Deep Penetration Radiation), causing coughing. This form is usually felt 'asymetrically' (more in one lung than in the other). My guess is that it is difficult to aim the microwave cannons in such a way as to produce an even burning sensation in both lungs.) ...had not yet figured out that I was being stalked by batshitlooney elements of the Jewish Tribe and the Homosexual Community. Sound crazy? Uhuh. Sip.
(Doncha just love those complex sentences? I do. But it takes beer! Back with beer #4 at 1948. Sip.) For example, after quitting Honeywell (tap) and getting a new job at the National Center for Atmospheric Research, my first day on the job revealed (in the first 30 minutes!) that my workmates disliked me intensely. Furthermore, I was immediately placed in an extremely (tap) noisy room alone, doing some dumbass job. My hearing (tap) suffered some long-term damage, I think. I quit after a week or two. I needed to 'figure things out.' I read books. Sip. And I could go on and on and on...
I had fun being unemployed and alone. Really. People were such assholes. I didn't need people. I still don't need people.
Friday, February 07, 2014
Wake Up!
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Sipping on beer #6 at 1751. Sip. Buzzing outrageously. Sip. Hey, that was fun! Sip. I can think up lots of possible questions during the week, but when I actually sit down and booze it up, they seem to disappear. Hmm. Lessee...
I need some music... Ingrid Habler... Mozart... 18th Piano Concerto...(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DVKf4CS8zM) Nice music!
I think it was Gurdgieff (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Gurdjieff) who came up with the idea that most of us go through our lives as 'sleepwalkers.' Other disciples then elaborated on Gurdjieff's teachings, the most famous being, P. D. Ouspensky (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/P._D._Ouspensky). I've read some of Ouspensky's writing, and I highly recommend Ouspensky. His teachings make sense to me. Sip. The Fourth Way (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fourth_Way_(book)) is his 'instruction manual.' I've also read some of his other books, all of which are quite interesting. Sip. 1849. Sip. I think I'll watch The News...
I'm back at 2035 after eating supper. No more booze tonight.
Goodnight!
But wake up!
Sipping on beer #6 at 1751. Sip. Buzzing outrageously. Sip. Hey, that was fun! Sip. I can think up lots of possible questions during the week, but when I actually sit down and booze it up, they seem to disappear. Hmm. Lessee...
I need some music... Ingrid Habler... Mozart... 18th Piano Concerto...(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DVKf4CS8zM) Nice music!
I think it was Gurdgieff (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Gurdjieff) who came up with the idea that most of us go through our lives as 'sleepwalkers.' Other disciples then elaborated on Gurdjieff's teachings, the most famous being, P. D. Ouspensky (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/P._D._Ouspensky). I've read some of Ouspensky's writing, and I highly recommend Ouspensky. His teachings make sense to me. Sip. The Fourth Way (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fourth_Way_(book)) is his 'instruction manual.' I've also read some of his other books, all of which are quite interesting. Sip. 1849. Sip. I think I'll watch The News...
I'm back at 2035 after eating supper. No more booze tonight.
Goodnight!
But wake up!
Imaginary Questions.
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Back from the fridge with beer #4 at 1655. Sip. Another nose blow using a twice-used tissue! I'm so stingy... Sip. And yet another at 1657 using the same tissue! Right eye watering at 1658... new tissue called into service... generalized scalp-itching indicating increased rad at 1659... more swallowed mucus... (Isn't this fun!) Another nose blow using the previously 'teared' tissue...
But enough of that. Now what? (Kootch has 'hit the sack.') Sip. Hows about 'Imaginary Questions.' Sounds interesting (since I have nothing on the 'agenda,' and my readers never get to 'ask questions' or 'comment.' Hmm. You don't want to do something like this when you're too drunk... but I'm buzzing nicely... (nose blow at 1709 using previous thrice-used tissue)... Now that I think about it, this could be fun... Lessee... sip...
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(Another nose blow at 1712. This particular microwave attack is much longer and heavier than usual, probably because I am commenting on my blog in real time. So no more of that.)
Q: My take is that you enjoy being zapped by Jews with Microwave Cannons.
A: Totally wrong. Next question.
Q: Go get the next beer before I ask my question.
A: Back with beer #5 at 1724. Sip. Question?
Q: Oops. I forgot the question.
A: Next.
Q: Do you have any new video recommendations?
A: Yes: National Geographic Channel. Brain Games.
Q: Recently, a retired Cop Killed another person for 'texting in a theater.'
A: And your question?
Q: Why haven't you killed any of your 'attackers?'
A: The answer is complex: I am awake.
Q: We're all awake...
A: No. You are asleep. You are sleepwalking. You don't Know it yet. Next.
Q: What do you mean by 'awake?'
A: Higher Consciousness.
Q: Huh?
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Back from the fridge with beer #4 at 1655. Sip. Another nose blow using a twice-used tissue! I'm so stingy... Sip. And yet another at 1657 using the same tissue! Right eye watering at 1658... new tissue called into service... generalized scalp-itching indicating increased rad at 1659... more swallowed mucus... (Isn't this fun!) Another nose blow using the previously 'teared' tissue...
But enough of that. Now what? (Kootch has 'hit the sack.') Sip. Hows about 'Imaginary Questions.' Sounds interesting (since I have nothing on the 'agenda,' and my readers never get to 'ask questions' or 'comment.' Hmm. You don't want to do something like this when you're too drunk... but I'm buzzing nicely... (nose blow at 1709 using previous thrice-used tissue)... Now that I think about it, this could be fun... Lessee... sip...
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(Another nose blow at 1712. This particular microwave attack is much longer and heavier than usual, probably because I am commenting on my blog in real time. So no more of that.)
Q: My take is that you enjoy being zapped by Jews with Microwave Cannons.
A: Totally wrong. Next question.
Q: Go get the next beer before I ask my question.
A: Back with beer #5 at 1724. Sip. Question?
Q: Oops. I forgot the question.
A: Next.
Q: Do you have any new video recommendations?
A: Yes: National Geographic Channel. Brain Games.
Q: Recently, a retired Cop Killed another person for 'texting in a theater.'
A: And your question?
Q: Why haven't you killed any of your 'attackers?'
A: The answer is complex: I am awake.
Q: We're all awake...
A: No. You are asleep. You are sleepwalking. You don't Know it yet. Next.
Q: What do you mean by 'awake?'
A: Higher Consciousness.
Q: Huh?
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Being a Goy Isn't Easy...
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That maintence went quicker and easier than expected. Only one problem: I'm totally sober. We can't have that... Back from the fridge with beer #1 at 1553. Sip. Hmm. Looks like my security program is doing some maintenance of its own... Sip. That was quick... about 5 minutes. Sip. I'm afraid to reread last week unless I'm buzzed... Sip... Back from the fridge with beer #2 and some facial tissues (being zapped with face rad) at 1611, buzzing slightly... sip. By the way, I managed to get enough sleep last night by staying in the sack about 11 hours, about 5 hours of which was spent vibrating slightly from pulsed microwave radiation. Being a Goy isn't easy. Sip. Especially at night when I'm a fixed target. Sip. Another nose blow... Nasal mucosa swollen slightly... I usually save a used tissue for the next blow, but occasionally the tissue is so totally soaked with mucus that I commit it to the waste basket... Sip... My plan for tonight is to 'make it up as I go along...' Sip. Sniff. Good thing I can swallow most of the mucus, otherwise my 'tissue bill' would be larger... another nose blow at 1629. Sip. I used the saved tissue from last time. Another blow at 1627. Sip. End of beer #2 at 1631. Back with beer #3 at 1633. Sip. Local news: Our beloved (probably Jewish) Sheriff is retiring soon, according to (another nose blow at 1636) local Jewish news. Seems he is retiring 'early' in order to be in a position to name his successor (another possible Jew) who is likely to benefit significantly in the next election by being the incumbent. So it rolls in Arapahoe County. Sip. Oh, and by the way, we are getting another Management Company here. (Another nose blow at 1641 using the previous tissue.) Sip.
Ok. Enough 'streaming consciousness.' Time to reread last week: Ok. It wasn't as bad as I thought.
That maintence went quicker and easier than expected. Only one problem: I'm totally sober. We can't have that... Back from the fridge with beer #1 at 1553. Sip. Hmm. Looks like my security program is doing some maintenance of its own... Sip. That was quick... about 5 minutes. Sip. I'm afraid to reread last week unless I'm buzzed... Sip... Back from the fridge with beer #2 and some facial tissues (being zapped with face rad) at 1611, buzzing slightly... sip. By the way, I managed to get enough sleep last night by staying in the sack about 11 hours, about 5 hours of which was spent vibrating slightly from pulsed microwave radiation. Being a Goy isn't easy. Sip. Especially at night when I'm a fixed target. Sip. Another nose blow... Nasal mucosa swollen slightly... I usually save a used tissue for the next blow, but occasionally the tissue is so totally soaked with mucus that I commit it to the waste basket... Sip... My plan for tonight is to 'make it up as I go along...' Sip. Sniff. Good thing I can swallow most of the mucus, otherwise my 'tissue bill' would be larger... another nose blow at 1629. Sip. I used the saved tissue from last time. Another blow at 1627. Sip. End of beer #2 at 1631. Back with beer #3 at 1633. Sip. Local news: Our beloved (probably Jewish) Sheriff is retiring soon, according to (another nose blow at 1636) local Jewish news. Seems he is retiring 'early' in order to be in a position to name his successor (another possible Jew) who is likely to benefit significantly in the next election by being the incumbent. So it rolls in Arapahoe County. Sip. Oh, and by the way, we are getting another Management Company here. (Another nose blow at 1641 using the previous tissue.) Sip.
Ok. Enough 'streaming consciousness.' Time to reread last week: Ok. It wasn't as bad as I thought.
Testing...
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Testing... OK. Looks like the editor works well enough to blog. Gotta do some maintenance first...
Testing... OK. Looks like the editor works well enough to blog. Gotta do some maintenance first...
Saturday, February 01, 2014
Undo The Jew in You!
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The bizarre spacing is due to unfriendly Jew modification of the Blogger Editor. Sip. But the message is clear: Undo The Jew in You!
Think about it this way: Abraham was an ignorant Jew who lived thousands of years ago. He was also a sexual pervert (circumcision fetishist). He failed his family by too much faith in god. He believed the 'voices in his head.' He was ready to kill his son. And he would have done it.
Incredibly, millions of Jews, Muslims, and innocents have suffered sexual mutilation over thousands of years as a result of Abraham's 'psychosis.'
Compare Abraham with Mother Nature:
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AB: Mutilates.
MN: Waits patiently.
AB: Suffers constant subliminal pain and discomfort.
MN: Secretly and uncounsciously enjoys warm feelings.
AB: Suffers secretly.
MN: Discovers Orgasm.
AB: Suffers Secretly.
MN: Learns to Masturbate.
AB: Suffers Secretly.
MN: Learns to fuck.
AB: Suffers Secretly.
MN: Enjoys a glorious sexual life.
AB: Discovers pussy. His female partners suffer painful intercourse.
MN: Enjoys a glorious sexual life.
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The bizarre spacing is due to unfriendly Jew modification of the Blogger Editor. Sip. But the message is clear: Undo The Jew in You!
Think about it this way: Abraham was an ignorant Jew who lived thousands of years ago. He was also a sexual pervert (circumcision fetishist). He failed his family by too much faith in god. He believed the 'voices in his head.' He was ready to kill his son. And he would have done it.
Incredibly, millions of Jews, Muslims, and innocents have suffered sexual mutilation over thousands of years as a result of Abraham's 'psychosis.'
Compare Abraham with Mother Nature:
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AB: Mutilates.
MN: Waits patiently.
AB: Suffers constant subliminal pain and discomfort.
MN: Secretly and uncounsciously enjoys warm feelings.
AB: Suffers secretly.
MN: Discovers Orgasm.
AB: Suffers Secretly.
MN: Learns to Masturbate.
AB: Suffers Secretly.
MN: Learns to fuck.
AB: Suffers Secretly.
MN: Enjoys a glorious sexual life.
AB: Discovers pussy. His female partners suffer painful intercourse.
MN: Enjoys a glorious sexual life.
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Circumcision Syndrome.
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Probably. It doesn't take that much to irritate a Jew. So shall I irritate? Yes I shall!
I am your psychiatrist. You are a Jew. You have a problem but you don't know what it is. You are a male Jew. I interview you extensively. I 'figure you out.'
You pay
me for that stuff. I give you a diagnosis: Circumcision Syndrome.
You are surprised and appreciative. You recommend me to your wife.
She tells me her problems. I diagnose her as a 'Jewish Wife' with 'Jewish Wife Syndrome.' I convince her that 'foreskin restoration' will save her sex life and her marriage. She convinces you. You do it. It works.
Orgasms!!!
Both sexes deserve orgasms.
Do it!
Probably. It doesn't take that much to irritate a Jew. So shall I irritate? Yes I shall!
I am your psychiatrist. You are a Jew. You have a problem but you don't know what it is. You are a male Jew. I interview you extensively. I 'figure you out.'
You pay
me for that stuff. I give you a diagnosis: Circumcision Syndrome.
You are surprised and appreciative. You recommend me to your wife.
She tells me her problems. I diagnose her as a 'Jewish Wife' with 'Jewish Wife Syndrome.' I convince her that 'foreskin restoration' will save her sex life and her marriage. She convinces you. You do it. It works.
Orgasms!!!
Both sexes deserve orgasms.
Do it!
