Friday, August 30, 2013
Being Human.
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One beer left. I am now sipping on some Canadian Mist and Diet Pepsi. Overall, I am quite pleased by how this particular series of blogposts went. Sip. The last time I drank some CM I threw up (tap) all over my shirt. I don't remember it, but it must have been 'sudden.' So tonight I am doing it before beer #9.
Last sip of CM at 2155. One beer left. Buzzing beautifully.
I'm loving Colorado and the US attitude toward Marijuana! Smoke up!
And I have a theory about that. Do you want to know my theory?
Of course you do!
So here it is:
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Marijuana is Mother Nature's 'wonder drug.' Humans have used it and cultivated it for many thousands of years. Marijuana might have been among the very first plants that humans began to 'cultivate!' Marijuana supplies the human brain with certain naturally occurring chemicals which the brain uses continuously. 'Evolution' involved Marijuana and humanity. 'They' evolved together over many thousands of years. Humans did not evolve alone! Human evolution was a 'cooperative effort' with plant evolution! The whole thing was a massive cooperative effort by plants and animals!
And we are the provisional result.
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Sip. So be kind. Be perceptive. Be open. Be curious. Be loving. Be inquisitive. Above all, be present. Be here. Be now. Be!
One beer left. I am now sipping on some Canadian Mist and Diet Pepsi. Overall, I am quite pleased by how this particular series of blogposts went. Sip. The last time I drank some CM I threw up (tap) all over my shirt. I don't remember it, but it must have been 'sudden.' So tonight I am doing it before beer #9.
Last sip of CM at 2155. One beer left. Buzzing beautifully.
I'm loving Colorado and the US attitude toward Marijuana! Smoke up!
And I have a theory about that. Do you want to know my theory?
Of course you do!
So here it is:
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Marijuana is Mother Nature's 'wonder drug.' Humans have used it and cultivated it for many thousands of years. Marijuana might have been among the very first plants that humans began to 'cultivate!' Marijuana supplies the human brain with certain naturally occurring chemicals which the brain uses continuously. 'Evolution' involved Marijuana and humanity. 'They' evolved together over many thousands of years. Humans did not evolve alone! Human evolution was a 'cooperative effort' with plant evolution! The whole thing was a massive cooperative effort by plants and animals!
And we are the provisional result.
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Sip. So be kind. Be perceptive. Be open. Be curious. Be loving. Be inquisitive. Above all, be present. Be here. Be now. Be!
Undo it! Undo it! Undo it!
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Sipping on beer #8 at 2050. Sip.
Now, concerning 'foreskin resurrestion' (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foreskin_restoration,)
I am an advocate. If you are still sexually active, you should definitely do it!
What are the benefits?
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1. You will be able to masturbate every single night. No pills needed!)
2. You will not need any 'lubrication' while you fuck your (wife, girlfriend, fiance, the nearest woman,) silly. More importantly, she will enjoy the experience of being fucked by you! She will revel in the slow, sensous experience of copulation as she orgasms at a rate of 90 percent!
3. Your glans will become normal again, able to sense the inside of her warm, slippery vagina in a most delicious manner.
4. Your penis will look normal for the second time.
5. (Unfortunately, your Jewish doctor may want to circumcise you.)
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True, Restoration will not restore certain foreskin nerves which were lost to circumcision; but Foreskin Ressurrection will restore 90 percent of your Natural sexual pleasure!! Undo it!
Sipping on beer #8 at 2050. Sip.
Now, concerning 'foreskin resurrestion' (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foreskin_restoration,)
I am an advocate. If you are still sexually active, you should definitely do it!
What are the benefits?
----------
1. You will be able to masturbate every single night. No pills needed!)
2. You will not need any 'lubrication' while you fuck your (wife, girlfriend, fiance, the nearest woman,) silly. More importantly, she will enjoy the experience of being fucked by you! She will revel in the slow, sensous experience of copulation as she orgasms at a rate of 90 percent!
3. Your glans will become normal again, able to sense the inside of her warm, slippery vagina in a most delicious manner.
4. Your penis will look normal for the second time.
5. (Unfortunately, your Jewish doctor may want to circumcise you.)
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True, Restoration will not restore certain foreskin nerves which were lost to circumcision; but Foreskin Ressurrection will restore 90 percent of your Natural sexual pleasure!! Undo it!
Phil Donohue: American Hero.
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And Jews control both American Healthcare and American Media! (Working on beer #7 at 2015. Sip.)
Which explains your mutilated penis! (faint boom)
If I remember correctly, one of the last shows presented by Phil Donohue had to do with 'Foreskin Restoration.' And soon after that particular show aired, it was cancelled. I have no doubt at all that those two events are intimately related. My only question is, did Phil Donahue do that show after he had learned that his show would soon 'go away' - or - did The Phil Donohue Show http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phil_Donahue 'go away' after Phil did his show on Foreskin Restoration?
That is the question. We don't Know. In any case, I consider Phil Donohue to be one of the great heroes of American Culture. He 'stemmed the tide' of Jewish circumcision in America.
And Jews control both American Healthcare and American Media! (Working on beer #7 at 2015. Sip.)
Which explains your mutilated penis! (faint boom)
If I remember correctly, one of the last shows presented by Phil Donohue had to do with 'Foreskin Restoration.' And soon after that particular show aired, it was cancelled. I have no doubt at all that those two events are intimately related. My only question is, did Phil Donahue do that show after he had learned that his show would soon 'go away' - or - did The Phil Donohue Show http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phil_Donahue 'go away' after Phil did his show on Foreskin Restoration?
That is the question. We don't Know. In any case, I consider Phil Donohue to be one of the great heroes of American Culture. He 'stemmed the tide' of Jewish circumcision in America.
Snip! Snip!
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I can only imagine what it feels like to live a circumcised life. And my imagination suggests that such a life is 'difficult at best.' Firstly, there is the constant 'overstimulation' to the naked (although 'keratinized') glans. Certainly the circumcate has learned by then to 'compensate' in some way, but it seems to me that it must be a constant problem. And it seems to me that the circumcate must be envious of those fortunates who do not have that particular problem, and sympathetic to those who share that problem. This 'penis envy' (Freud) affects attitudes and behavior. In the case of 'tribal-cultural situations,' common circumcision seems to enhance 'solidarity,' and Jews have long benefited in that regard, though, given that Muslims are also circumcised, the 'solidarity aspect' appears to be somewhat limited. Indeed, it seems to me that 'common circumcision' accounts for most of Jewish Solidarity! But it is a very high price to pay for such a small tribal advantage.
Nowadays American Jews recognize that, and, since WWII, American Jews have (secretly) advocated 'universal circumcision for health reasons.' The Jews want all of us to be healthy! Eheh.
Forgive me for laughing.
Universal curcumcision 'levels the playing field' such that circumcised Jews are not labeled as inferior sexual performers in a 'mixed society.' That is the 'rational.' And universal circumcision also allows Jews to feel more solidarity with the much larger population which surrounds them. Universal circumcision has huge benefits for Jewish 'peace of mind!'
Snip! Snip!
I can only imagine what it feels like to live a circumcised life. And my imagination suggests that such a life is 'difficult at best.' Firstly, there is the constant 'overstimulation' to the naked (although 'keratinized') glans. Certainly the circumcate has learned by then to 'compensate' in some way, but it seems to me that it must be a constant problem. And it seems to me that the circumcate must be envious of those fortunates who do not have that particular problem, and sympathetic to those who share that problem. This 'penis envy' (Freud) affects attitudes and behavior. In the case of 'tribal-cultural situations,' common circumcision seems to enhance 'solidarity,' and Jews have long benefited in that regard, though, given that Muslims are also circumcised, the 'solidarity aspect' appears to be somewhat limited. Indeed, it seems to me that 'common circumcision' accounts for most of Jewish Solidarity! But it is a very high price to pay for such a small tribal advantage.
Nowadays American Jews recognize that, and, since WWII, American Jews have (secretly) advocated 'universal circumcision for health reasons.' The Jews want all of us to be healthy! Eheh.
Forgive me for laughing.
Universal curcumcision 'levels the playing field' such that circumcised Jews are not labeled as inferior sexual performers in a 'mixed society.' That is the 'rational.' And universal circumcision also allows Jews to feel more solidarity with the much larger population which surrounds them. Universal circumcision has huge benefits for Jewish 'peace of mind!'
Snip! Snip!
Fuckin' Unbelievable!
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Sipping on beer #2 (of 9) at 1818. Not enough sleep last night due (tap) to microwave radiation from the stalkers above and below. A two hour nap this afternoon seems to have 'revived' me somewhat. So, I am Sipping on! Sip. Buzzing very slightly at the moment. Time to reread last week... Yeah. I like that one. One slight correction: I bought three (not four) sets. I replaced Kootch's two; 'inherited' her older one, and installed a new 40 incher in the LR. The newer sets are very 'high def,' which I like very much. Microwave radiation has, over the years, produced cataracts in both eyes, but Kaiser fixed the worst one, and I've been 'making do' with the other one.
What else...? Ah yes, I suddenly became a neurologist after drinking some beer. Hmm. But I think the question is important, because circumcision affects the unfortunate male in very serious ways, throughout his lifetime. And not only the male, but his female partner. Undo it!
It was in the high school shower that I saw my first circumcised penis. And in fact, I witnessed a guy who showed us (tap) his circumcised penis. It had a huge scab on the top/middle of the glans. He said that he had himself inflicted the wound with a burning cigar! Bizarre. (Now that I think about it, I probably saw my first circumcised penis on my brother, David. He had been circumcised at age 9 or 10 for bedwetting. It 'cured' him. 'They' left me uncircumcised, and I continued to wet the bed and masturbate. 'They' 'followed' David and me in an 'unofficial study' for the rest of our lives.
Do you believe that?
I do. I lived it.
Before leaving this subject, I should mention that back then I was curious about what it would feel like to be circumcised, so I did an 'experiment:' I 'skinned back' my foreskin and left it in the 'retracted position.' I planned to spend the rest of the day as a 'circumcate.' But I ended the experiment after less than an hour because it was extremely uncomfortable to have the naked glans rubbing on my underwear.
Undo it!
Sipping on beer #2 (of 9) at 1818. Not enough sleep last night due (tap) to microwave radiation from the stalkers above and below. A two hour nap this afternoon seems to have 'revived' me somewhat. So, I am Sipping on! Sip. Buzzing very slightly at the moment. Time to reread last week... Yeah. I like that one. One slight correction: I bought three (not four) sets. I replaced Kootch's two; 'inherited' her older one, and installed a new 40 incher in the LR. The newer sets are very 'high def,' which I like very much. Microwave radiation has, over the years, produced cataracts in both eyes, but Kaiser fixed the worst one, and I've been 'making do' with the other one.
What else...? Ah yes, I suddenly became a neurologist after drinking some beer. Hmm. But I think the question is important, because circumcision affects the unfortunate male in very serious ways, throughout his lifetime. And not only the male, but his female partner. Undo it!
It was in the high school shower that I saw my first circumcised penis. And in fact, I witnessed a guy who showed us (tap) his circumcised penis. It had a huge scab on the top/middle of the glans. He said that he had himself inflicted the wound with a burning cigar! Bizarre. (Now that I think about it, I probably saw my first circumcised penis on my brother, David. He had been circumcised at age 9 or 10 for bedwetting. It 'cured' him. 'They' left me uncircumcised, and I continued to wet the bed and masturbate. 'They' 'followed' David and me in an 'unofficial study' for the rest of our lives.
Do you believe that?
I do. I lived it.
Before leaving this subject, I should mention that back then I was curious about what it would feel like to be circumcised, so I did an 'experiment:' I 'skinned back' my foreskin and left it in the 'retracted position.' I planned to spend the rest of the day as a 'circumcate.' But I ended the experiment after less than an hour because it was extremely uncomfortable to have the naked glans rubbing on my underwear.
Undo it!
Friday, August 23, 2013
TV set Update.
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Back from the fridge with beer #7 at 1853. Sip. Kootch has hit the sack. And by the way, she now has two new TV sets! Birthday present. And while I was at Best Buy I bought a couple for myself too. We are now a 5-tv set family again! Sip. 3 for me. 2 for Kootch.
Nighty-night!
Back from the fridge with beer #7 at 1853. Sip. Kootch has hit the sack. And by the way, she now has two new TV sets! Birthday present. And while I was at Best Buy I bought a couple for myself too. We are now a 5-tv set family again! Sip. 3 for me. 2 for Kootch.
Nighty-night!
JEWMEDIA Mentions Circumcision Data!!! Undo! Undo! Undooo!
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Oh... My... God! I actually saw a reference to 'circumcision frequency in America' on Denver's 9 News this morning! Kootch saw it too! It was the first (known to me) reference to this subject on JEWMEDIA since The Today Show did an interview with a physician on that subject about 20 years ago! Ho! Ho! Ho! Is JEWMEDIA finally ready to 'hit the undo button' on routine Infant sexual mutilation in the good ole USA?! Let us hope!
UNDOIT!
Oh... My... God! I actually saw a reference to 'circumcision frequency in America' on Denver's 9 News this morning! Kootch saw it too! It was the first (known to me) reference to this subject on JEWMEDIA since The Today Show did an interview with a physician on that subject about 20 years ago! Ho! Ho! Ho! Is JEWMEDIA finally ready to 'hit the undo button' on routine Infant sexual mutilation in the good ole USA?! Let us hope!
UNDOIT!
Ah Zen!
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Back from the fridge with beer #5 at 1706. Sip. Ah Zen! I refer, of course, to the previously mentioned book, The Way of Zen, by Allan Watts. That book has been sitting on the counter top next to the potty for quite some time now, and I take a quick look at it from time to time, but have not yet made any effort to actually read it. However, I have been able to conjure up a tentative opinion concerning what the book is all about: Epistemology. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Epistemology) 'Eastern Epistemology.' It describes Zen Buddhism and related Eastern Religions in 'religious/epistemological terms.' I have long thought of Buddhism as 'The Psychological Religion' and Watts' book seems to confirm the idea (time for the news... Back at 1742 with beer #6. Sip.)
Eheh. San Diego Mayor Filner is resigning, and not a moment too soon. After watching him on TV for the last few weeks, my impression is that he should also undergo massive facial Botox treatments. He makes McCaffery look 5 years old!
Somebody should write a book about East/West Epistemology. I'm too lazy. You do it.
Back from the fridge with beer #5 at 1706. Sip. Ah Zen! I refer, of course, to the previously mentioned book, The Way of Zen, by Allan Watts. That book has been sitting on the counter top next to the potty for quite some time now, and I take a quick look at it from time to time, but have not yet made any effort to actually read it. However, I have been able to conjure up a tentative opinion concerning what the book is all about: Epistemology. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Epistemology) 'Eastern Epistemology.' It describes Zen Buddhism and related Eastern Religions in 'religious/epistemological terms.' I have long thought of Buddhism as 'The Psychological Religion' and Watts' book seems to confirm the idea (time for the news... Back at 1742 with beer #6. Sip.)
Eheh. San Diego Mayor Filner is resigning, and not a moment too soon. After watching him on TV for the last few weeks, my impression is that he should also undergo massive facial Botox treatments. He makes McCaffery look 5 years old!
Somebody should write a book about East/West Epistemology. I'm too lazy. You do it.
Becoming Nontheistic.
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I'm back at 1541 after a little nap, sipping on beer #2. Sip. I am currently being bombarded with just enough microwave radiation to cause watering eyes, swelling nasal mucosa, and lots of mucus. Snort. Swallow. Sip. Last week's posts need a quick rereading. Standby... Ha! Splat! Yep that was a fun night and I did it all on only ten beers! Sip.
It occurs to me that some of my readers might be horrified by my attitude toward 'God.' Some of them may 'cringe' at some of my posts; others may relish the thought of seeing me burning in Hell at some future date (from their vantage point in Heaven). How could I treat God with such open contempt and not fear eternal retribution?! How?
Well, folks, it's a long process. Indeed, it is such a long process that Foreskin Restoration is a comparitively short process. The process involves unlearning complex 'stuff' learned in childhood. Very difficult. Very difficult.
And I 'took the long way around:' I read modern philosophy (Bertrand Russell and others). First I retrained my left brain (the logical brain). Then I had to retrain my right brain (the emotional brain). Slowly, unwanted and unneeded neural connections disappeared from both brains. It took many, many years, mostly because the emotional brain resists being dominated by the logical brain, and childhood learning is a kind of substrate for future learning, and is therefore very difficult to 'rearrange.'
But I did it! Indeed, I consider my 'conversion' from Catholicism to 'Agnosticism' (actually Nontheism) my greatest lifetime achievment! The left brain was done by age 25; the right brain took much longer and I cannot pinpoint an exact year. Maybe 1990.
Do you also want to unlearn ancient horseshit? Try these sites:
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The Brick Testament. http://www.bricktestament.com/home.html
The Skeptic's Annotated Bible. http://skepticsannotatedbible.com/
God is Imaginary. http://godisimaginary.com/video1.htm
And finally, The Rubaiyat of Omar Khayyam. http://classics.mit.edu/Khayyam/rubaiyat.html
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One final thought concerning neural connections: How does a defenseless infant go about reconfiguring his sensory/motor connections to his amputated penile foreskin after being circumcised soon after birth?
I will address that issue next week.
Tune in!
I'm back at 1541 after a little nap, sipping on beer #2. Sip. I am currently being bombarded with just enough microwave radiation to cause watering eyes, swelling nasal mucosa, and lots of mucus. Snort. Swallow. Sip. Last week's posts need a quick rereading. Standby... Ha! Splat! Yep that was a fun night and I did it all on only ten beers! Sip.
It occurs to me that some of my readers might be horrified by my attitude toward 'God.' Some of them may 'cringe' at some of my posts; others may relish the thought of seeing me burning in Hell at some future date (from their vantage point in Heaven). How could I treat God with such open contempt and not fear eternal retribution?! How?
Well, folks, it's a long process. Indeed, it is such a long process that Foreskin Restoration is a comparitively short process. The process involves unlearning complex 'stuff' learned in childhood. Very difficult. Very difficult.
And I 'took the long way around:' I read modern philosophy (Bertrand Russell and others). First I retrained my left brain (the logical brain). Then I had to retrain my right brain (the emotional brain). Slowly, unwanted and unneeded neural connections disappeared from both brains. It took many, many years, mostly because the emotional brain resists being dominated by the logical brain, and childhood learning is a kind of substrate for future learning, and is therefore very difficult to 'rearrange.'
But I did it! Indeed, I consider my 'conversion' from Catholicism to 'Agnosticism' (actually Nontheism) my greatest lifetime achievment! The left brain was done by age 25; the right brain took much longer and I cannot pinpoint an exact year. Maybe 1990.
Do you also want to unlearn ancient horseshit? Try these sites:
----------
The Brick Testament. http://www.bricktestament.com/home.html
The Skeptic's Annotated Bible. http://skepticsannotatedbible.com/
God is Imaginary. http://godisimaginary.com/video1.htm
And finally, The Rubaiyat of Omar Khayyam. http://classics.mit.edu/Khayyam/rubaiyat.html
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One final thought concerning neural connections: How does a defenseless infant go about reconfiguring his sensory/motor connections to his amputated penile foreskin after being circumcised soon after birth?
I will address that issue next week.
Tune in!
Brain exercise for Geezers.
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I'm checking Blogger 'functionality' again this morning. So far, not so good... Also, lately I've been 'experimenting' with Drench http://www.flashbynight.com/drench/
by 'changing the rules' somewhat to make it a bit more challenging and interesting. I call it 'The Barrier Varation for Geezers.' Here are the rules:
1. Select a 'barrier' color.
2. Play the game as usual, but the barrier color must not be clicked (that color is a 'barrier.' You must 'work around' the barriers. When only the barrier color remains, you may click it, ending the game.
3. You may make up other rules. For example, 'You must cycle through all six colors to complete a full set.'
Have fun.
I may be back tonight or Monday night.
I'm checking Blogger 'functionality' again this morning. So far, not so good... Also, lately I've been 'experimenting' with Drench http://www.flashbynight.com/drench/
by 'changing the rules' somewhat to make it a bit more challenging and interesting. I call it 'The Barrier Varation for Geezers.' Here are the rules:
1. Select a 'barrier' color.
2. Play the game as usual, but the barrier color must not be clicked (that color is a 'barrier.' You must 'work around' the barriers. When only the barrier color remains, you may click it, ending the game.
3. You may make up other rules. For example, 'You must cycle through all six colors to complete a full set.'
Have fun.
I may be back tonight or Monday night.
Saturday, August 17, 2013
Splat!
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The song, 'It Only Hurts for a Little While' is the Theme Song of The Foreskin Restoration (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foreskin_restoration) Revolution.
Yep. I have labeled it A Revolution! Yes, folks, it is A Revolution! Thousands and thousands of Jews (honorary and otherwise) are currently involved in the Foreskin Restoration Revolution!
Better late than never. Indeed, it seems to me that 'foreskin restoration' is a slap to the face of God! Splat! Suck on that, Muthafucka! Sip! Sip! Splat!
Back from the fridge with beer #10 at 2358. Sip.
Splat!
(I am so naughty! God and I do not get along at all!)
(Splat!)
1212 AM. I am sipping on beer #11 at 0015.
Time for me to 'sign out.'
The song, 'It Only Hurts for a Little While' is the Theme Song of The Foreskin Restoration (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foreskin_restoration) Revolution.
Yep. I have labeled it A Revolution! Yes, folks, it is A Revolution! Thousands and thousands of Jews (honorary and otherwise) are currently involved in the Foreskin Restoration Revolution!
Better late than never. Indeed, it seems to me that 'foreskin restoration' is a slap to the face of God! Splat! Suck on that, Muthafucka! Sip! Sip! Splat!
Back from the fridge with beer #10 at 2358. Sip.
Splat!
(I am so naughty! God and I do not get along at all!)
(Splat!)
1212 AM. I am sipping on beer #11 at 0015.
Time for me to 'sign out.'
Friday, August 16, 2013
Flush The Gods! Do Acid!
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The song, 'It Only Hurts For a Little While' may have originated in the 'unconscious' of a circumcised man. I don't know that for certain, of course, but, Mack David (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mack_David) was the person who wrote the lyrics. And Mack David was Jewish (and probably circumcised). And the song describes a man's longing for something missing or gone. A woman? His foreskin? Both?
Freud would be astonished by my blog!
(Well, maybe.)
Which brings us to the notion that it is time for us human beings to reject all those ancient gods!
They are all ancient crap!
There are no gods...
Existence is a flash of being out of nothing!
Unexplainable.
Enjoy! Smoke up! Drop Acid!
Don't worry.
Don't ever worry.
The song, 'It Only Hurts For a Little While' may have originated in the 'unconscious' of a circumcised man. I don't know that for certain, of course, but, Mack David (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mack_David) was the person who wrote the lyrics. And Mack David was Jewish (and probably circumcised). And the song describes a man's longing for something missing or gone. A woman? His foreskin? Both?
Freud would be astonished by my blog!
(Well, maybe.)
Which brings us to the notion that it is time for us human beings to reject all those ancient gods!
They are all ancient crap!
There are no gods...
Existence is a flash of being out of nothing!
Unexplainable.
Enjoy! Smoke up! Drop Acid!
Don't worry.
Don't ever worry.
The Circumcision Song: It Only Hurts for a Little While.
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Sipping on beer #8 at 2027. Sip. Damn this is fun! Sip.
Which brings us to 'The meaning of life.' Eheh. It is a curious question; answer it if you can.
To me, 'life happens.' There is no 'meaning.'
To me, 'Life is The Universe, celebrating.'
You are The Universe, celebrating!
And not only you! Your wife too!
You come and go amidst a long and gigantic celebration!
Enjoy it while you can!
Smoke up!
Because your life will eventually come to an end.
Maybe a painful end.
But It Only Hurts for a Little While.(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcICGDpjt9U)
Sipping on beer #8 at 2027. Sip. Damn this is fun! Sip.
Which brings us to 'The meaning of life.' Eheh. It is a curious question; answer it if you can.
To me, 'life happens.' There is no 'meaning.'
To me, 'Life is The Universe, celebrating.'
You are The Universe, celebrating!
And not only you! Your wife too!
You come and go amidst a long and gigantic celebration!
Enjoy it while you can!
Smoke up!
Because your life will eventually come to an end.
Maybe a painful end.
But It Only Hurts for a Little While.(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcICGDpjt9U)
Illegal Evolves to Legal. Many People Die Legally.
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The Marijuana 'problem' began long ago with a fella name of Anslinger (Hmm!) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harry_J._Anslinger) The problem was later amplified by a fella name of Nixon (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Nixon) (Hmm!) who created The War On Drugs. Enter Big Pharma. Big Pharma 'legalized' drugs like Heroin by creating analogues. Those legal analogues kill many thousands of people every year in the US (One person every 19 minutes), and many 'doctors' are (in effect) little more than drug dealers!
And I could go on and on. Sip.
What is our national problem with 'fun?' Here is my 'analysis:'
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Sex is fun. Unfortunately, God hates it, and has directed His Chosen People to 'modify' the male sex organ such that it produces much less fun. The People began to hypothesize (sp?) that God Hated Fun. And they were absolutely right! They hacked off the juicy parts - the parts which produce the most fun. God was pleased.
This general idea - that 'fun' is not quite appropriate in a godlike culture, is the genesis of our modern problems with sex and drugs and circumcision.
'Fun' was 'reserved' for Heaven. Wanna have fun? Then die. Go to Heaven.
Back from the fridge with beer # ?. MSNBC had 'Cocktail Moment' on the Rachel Maddow Show as I passed through the LR and KT. Interesting, but fleeting. Now sipping on beer #huh?
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Beer is fun.
The Marijuana 'problem' began long ago with a fella name of Anslinger (Hmm!) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harry_J._Anslinger) The problem was later amplified by a fella name of Nixon (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Nixon) (Hmm!) who created The War On Drugs. Enter Big Pharma. Big Pharma 'legalized' drugs like Heroin by creating analogues. Those legal analogues kill many thousands of people every year in the US (One person every 19 minutes), and many 'doctors' are (in effect) little more than drug dealers!
And I could go on and on. Sip.
What is our national problem with 'fun?' Here is my 'analysis:'
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Sex is fun. Unfortunately, God hates it, and has directed His Chosen People to 'modify' the male sex organ such that it produces much less fun. The People began to hypothesize (sp?) that God Hated Fun. And they were absolutely right! They hacked off the juicy parts - the parts which produce the most fun. God was pleased.
This general idea - that 'fun' is not quite appropriate in a godlike culture, is the genesis of our modern problems with sex and drugs and circumcision.
'Fun' was 'reserved' for Heaven. Wanna have fun? Then die. Go to Heaven.
Back from the fridge with beer # ?. MSNBC had 'Cocktail Moment' on the Rachel Maddow Show as I passed through the LR and KT. Interesting, but fleeting. Now sipping on beer #huh?
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Beer is fun.
Past the Tipping Point!
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Signed on to Blogger at 1746. Looks like it works, more or less. Therefore... beertime! Back from the fridge at 1751 with beer #1. I turned the modem on at about 1733 but did not bring up the browser. I watched cpu and modem activity jump from 'idle' to high activity and stay in that mode for about ten minutes as (probably) the 'Norton Security Suite' 'called headquarters' and received the latest antivirus info. The Task Manager 'plots' confirm that hypothesis. Also, I no longer have to 'update' that information manually, so I presume that the activity is automatic-Norton-related stuff. Sip.
Back from the fridge with beer #2 at 1812. Sip. Time to reread last week... Yep. did I misspell etymology?
Big news this week is the reaction to Sanjay Gupta's Marijuana expo, Weed. Even Chris Christie (hmmm!) is going along with the discovery that certain chemicals in Marijuana (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marijuana) (CBDs) can prevent certain kinds of seizures! The problem with Marijuana seems to be that other naughty drug, THC, which causes 'fun effects.' I have smoked enough Marijuana to know that THC is a really fun drug, and that it 'goes well' with certain other drugs like alcohol and LSD. Even Kootch's favorite daily 'Soap Opera' (Days of Our Lives) recently had a fun scene where the girls all got accidentally stoned from eating some pot-laced food.
Wow! CNN's Piers Morgan is doing a thingie on 'Marijuana Moms' even as I type this! looks interesting! I am recording it.
Our glorious culture has passed the Tipping Point!
Signed on to Blogger at 1746. Looks like it works, more or less. Therefore... beertime! Back from the fridge at 1751 with beer #1. I turned the modem on at about 1733 but did not bring up the browser. I watched cpu and modem activity jump from 'idle' to high activity and stay in that mode for about ten minutes as (probably) the 'Norton Security Suite' 'called headquarters' and received the latest antivirus info. The Task Manager 'plots' confirm that hypothesis. Also, I no longer have to 'update' that information manually, so I presume that the activity is automatic-Norton-related stuff. Sip.
Back from the fridge with beer #2 at 1812. Sip. Time to reread last week... Yep. did I misspell etymology?
Big news this week is the reaction to Sanjay Gupta's Marijuana expo, Weed. Even Chris Christie (hmmm!) is going along with the discovery that certain chemicals in Marijuana (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marijuana) (CBDs) can prevent certain kinds of seizures! The problem with Marijuana seems to be that other naughty drug, THC, which causes 'fun effects.' I have smoked enough Marijuana to know that THC is a really fun drug, and that it 'goes well' with certain other drugs like alcohol and LSD. Even Kootch's favorite daily 'Soap Opera' (Days of Our Lives) recently had a fun scene where the girls all got accidentally stoned from eating some pot-laced food.
Wow! CNN's Piers Morgan is doing a thingie on 'Marijuana Moms' even as I type this! looks interesting! I am recording it.
Our glorious culture has passed the Tipping Point!
Friday, August 09, 2013
Oyasuminasi.
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Last sip of last (giant) beer at 2002. Burp.
Nighty-night!
Hongry!
Last sip of last (giant) beer at 2002. Burp.
Nighty-night!
Hongry!
The Way of Zen.
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Zen is an attitude. It is the attitude of a person who knows that he lives in a world full of complete fucking idiots. Zen allows such persons to enjoy life despite 'surroundings.' Zen understands 'suchness.' (Such is life.) Back from the fridge with the 24 ouncer at 1857. Sip. Nose beginning to drip again... left nasal mucosa swelling... thump above as I blow my nose... left scalp beginning to itch, indicating a microwave attack from my left.
Sip. The attack seems to be over at 1903. Sip.
Zen is, 'layed back.' 'Layed back' means 'post-orgasmic.' Zen is post-orgasmic. (Nothing much matters. Enjoy.)
Right nasal symptoms now (1907) indicate a microwave attack from the right. Nose blow.
Sip. Interested? Then read, The Way of Zen, by Alan W. Watts:
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The First Comprehensive explanation of Zen Buddhism, the unique Oriential philosophy which shows how to live with serenity and fulfilment in a frustrating and confusing world.
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Mentor Books supplied my ragged and dismembered copy many years ago at the local book shop or at a used book sale. Sip.
Interestingly, this particular book has no pen/pencil marks at all! Therefore I will have to do a little research in order to find a quote. Lessee...
Whoa! Oops. As I 'thumbed through' this dilapidated book I just realized that I have never even read it! Damn!
Ok. I have out it on The List, folks.
But I should tell you that I am not totally ignorant of Zen, having read several other books on the subject. And, by the way, Allan Watts is the consumate Mystic author concerning esoteric mysticism.
Zen is an attitude. It is the attitude of a person who knows that he lives in a world full of complete fucking idiots. Zen allows such persons to enjoy life despite 'surroundings.' Zen understands 'suchness.' (Such is life.) Back from the fridge with the 24 ouncer at 1857. Sip. Nose beginning to drip again... left nasal mucosa swelling... thump above as I blow my nose... left scalp beginning to itch, indicating a microwave attack from my left.
Sip. The attack seems to be over at 1903. Sip.
Zen is, 'layed back.' 'Layed back' means 'post-orgasmic.' Zen is post-orgasmic. (Nothing much matters. Enjoy.)
Right nasal symptoms now (1907) indicate a microwave attack from the right. Nose blow.
Sip. Interested? Then read, The Way of Zen, by Alan W. Watts:
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The First Comprehensive explanation of Zen Buddhism, the unique Oriential philosophy which shows how to live with serenity and fulfilment in a frustrating and confusing world.
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Mentor Books supplied my ragged and dismembered copy many years ago at the local book shop or at a used book sale. Sip.
Interestingly, this particular book has no pen/pencil marks at all! Therefore I will have to do a little research in order to find a quote. Lessee...
Whoa! Oops. As I 'thumbed through' this dilapidated book I just realized that I have never even read it! Damn!
Ok. I have out it on The List, folks.
But I should tell you that I am not totally ignorant of Zen, having read several other books on the subject. And, by the way, Allan Watts is the consumate Mystic author concerning esoteric mysticism.
Zen and the Art of Blog Maintenance.
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Which brings us to a fundamental psychological question: Are you a 'Normal' or are you a 'Hacker?' I think of myself as a 'Normal.'
Concerning my 'social life,' it is 'simplicity itself' (faint boom): My only 'social interactions' are with Kootch and the person at King Soopers who 'checks me out.' (And I usually check myself out. Oh. I forgot! This blog is a kind of social interaction!)
The Extreme Hacker is The Terrorist. The Terrorist has been convinced that he is on a mission from God. He is acting as the agent of God (who is apparently helpless to do anything on his own and needs lots of 'helpers.').
Hmm. Now what? Sip. Aha! Looks like The Evening News is about to begin...
Whoa! I'm back at 1810 and my computer has gone apeshit! Task Manager 'performance' shows huge amounts of activity over the last 25 minutes! Idiot! I should have turned off the modem (bonk)! Oh well, lesson learned.
All Quiet on the Western Front now at 1816. Sip. Time for another beer...
Back with beer #7 at 1819. Sip. Zen. It's all Zen. (tap).
Plus a little beer.
Hmm. A check of Task Manager Performance shows lots of unusual activity. I'll turn off the modem... Yas! The activity stopped when I turned off the modem. And as I type this I get a red/pink warning from Blogger that 'an error occured.' Familiar stuff. Hmm. CPU activity continues even after I have turned off the (thump) modem. Hmm.
I shall now turn on the modem... Hmm. Anomolous CPU activity continues. Sip. What is Zen?
Which brings us to a fundamental psychological question: Are you a 'Normal' or are you a 'Hacker?' I think of myself as a 'Normal.'
Concerning my 'social life,' it is 'simplicity itself' (faint boom): My only 'social interactions' are with Kootch and the person at King Soopers who 'checks me out.' (And I usually check myself out. Oh. I forgot! This blog is a kind of social interaction!)
The Extreme Hacker is The Terrorist. The Terrorist has been convinced that he is on a mission from God. He is acting as the agent of God (who is apparently helpless to do anything on his own and needs lots of 'helpers.').
Hmm. Now what? Sip. Aha! Looks like The Evening News is about to begin...
Whoa! I'm back at 1810 and my computer has gone apeshit! Task Manager 'performance' shows huge amounts of activity over the last 25 minutes! Idiot! I should have turned off the modem (bonk)! Oh well, lesson learned.
All Quiet on the Western Front now at 1816. Sip. Time for another beer...
Back with beer #7 at 1819. Sip. Zen. It's all Zen. (tap).
Plus a little beer.
Hmm. A check of Task Manager Performance shows lots of unusual activity. I'll turn off the modem... Yas! The activity stopped when I turned off the modem. And as I type this I get a red/pink warning from Blogger that 'an error occured.' Familiar stuff. Hmm. CPU activity continues even after I have turned off the (thump) modem. Hmm.
I shall now turn on the modem... Hmm. Anomolous CPU activity continues. Sip. What is Zen?
Even Jesus Was Hacked.
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Testing... Looks like nothing has changed since my last post. We'll see...
Back from the fridge with beer #1 (of 7+2. I stopped blogging last week after 5 beers, which left 7; and I recently bought a 24 ouncer.) Sip. Time to reread last week... Yep, funny and to the point. But short! Did the hackers take issue with my Brown Telephone conversation? Awww...
Back with beer #2 at 1542. Sip. And by the way, CNN's Sanjay Gupta has a 'special' on Marijuana this coming Sunday evening. You might want to TiVo it. Judging from the 'teases' on CNN, Sanjay is a 'new convert' to our cause to decriminalize it. (And no, I still don't have any. Apparently it's because I have no 'social life.')
Hmm. There are two obvious subjects for 'discussion!' (face rad is suddenly causing watery eyes and nose dripping. I'm trying for a sneeze... nope. I settled for a nose blow.
I'll start with 'hackers.' What is 'hacking?' It would certainly help to look up the 'etimology' of the word, but my Thesaurus sorta disappeared some time ago. Hmm. 'Hacker' suggests 'chopper.' (Thunder. And Kootch's satelite channel is down. Is God on the side of the hackers? Horrors.) 'Chopper' suggests 'axe' or 'knife.' The word 'hacker' suggests 'cutting.' Hmm. Lessee. Aha! Was Abraham the very first 'hacker?'
Another aspect of 'hacking' is that the hacker is 'hidden' and therefore relatively safe. That is to say that hackers can cut and chop with little fear of reprisal. (More face rad now at 1624. Back from the fridge with beer #3.) In the modern computer age, digital sophistication provides hackers with a guaranteed cloak of annonimity, leaving them free from worries of 'justice' and 'revenge.' Back in the times of Abraham, circumcised infants were defenseless, and records of circumcisions did not exist. Furthermore, all your neighbors were circumcised. It was the norm. It was 'hacker heaven' back in those days. The bastards could cut and chop infant penises to their hearts' content. They loved it and they did it with a vengance. Even Jesus was 'hacked.'
Testing... Looks like nothing has changed since my last post. We'll see...
Back from the fridge with beer #1 (of 7+2. I stopped blogging last week after 5 beers, which left 7; and I recently bought a 24 ouncer.) Sip. Time to reread last week... Yep, funny and to the point. But short! Did the hackers take issue with my Brown Telephone conversation? Awww...
Back with beer #2 at 1542. Sip. And by the way, CNN's Sanjay Gupta has a 'special' on Marijuana this coming Sunday evening. You might want to TiVo it. Judging from the 'teases' on CNN, Sanjay is a 'new convert' to our cause to decriminalize it. (And no, I still don't have any. Apparently it's because I have no 'social life.')
Hmm. There are two obvious subjects for 'discussion!' (face rad is suddenly causing watery eyes and nose dripping. I'm trying for a sneeze... nope. I settled for a nose blow.
I'll start with 'hackers.' What is 'hacking?' It would certainly help to look up the 'etimology' of the word, but my Thesaurus sorta disappeared some time ago. Hmm. 'Hacker' suggests 'chopper.' (Thunder. And Kootch's satelite channel is down. Is God on the side of the hackers? Horrors.) 'Chopper' suggests 'axe' or 'knife.' The word 'hacker' suggests 'cutting.' Hmm. Lessee. Aha! Was Abraham the very first 'hacker?'
Another aspect of 'hacking' is that the hacker is 'hidden' and therefore relatively safe. That is to say that hackers can cut and chop with little fear of reprisal. (More face rad now at 1624. Back from the fridge with beer #3.) In the modern computer age, digital sophistication provides hackers with a guaranteed cloak of annonimity, leaving them free from worries of 'justice' and 'revenge.' Back in the times of Abraham, circumcised infants were defenseless, and records of circumcisions did not exist. Furthermore, all your neighbors were circumcised. It was the norm. It was 'hacker heaven' back in those days. The bastards could cut and chop infant penises to their hearts' content. They loved it and they did it with a vengance. Even Jesus was 'hacked.'
Tuesday, August 06, 2013
Testing...
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I finally got around to experimenting with the 'network settings' of the Norton Security Suite. There are no 'directions,' so I'm doing the 'trial and error' method.
Blogger works, sorta. Looks like I can control the font, but there is still limited cursor control. Clicking on the screen produces no result, therefore the cursor must be positioned using the arrow keys.
http://simplynoise.com/ This still seems to be the only way to insert a link.
I finally got around to experimenting with the 'network settings' of the Norton Security Suite. There are no 'directions,' so I'm doing the 'trial and error' method.
Blogger works, sorta. Looks like I can control the font, but there is still limited cursor control. Clicking on the screen produces no result, therefore the cursor must be positioned using the arrow keys.
http://simplynoise.com/ This still seems to be the only way to insert a link.
Friday, August 02, 2013
Nighty-night!
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Back with beer #3 at 1617. Sip. Loud thunder outside just now. Obviously a near miss. I'd give the Jewish God WHTZSNM a call and tease Him with my usual 'Missed again, Idiot,' but I'm not quite in the mood yet. Sip. Maybe later.
Did you read the book yet?http://www.sexasnatureintendedit.com/html_ebook.html
I have read most of it, and I can tell all you Jews (honorary and otherwise) out there this is the most important book of the last 50 years so far as your penis (or what's left of it) is concerned. Read it.
Sipping on beer #4 at 1650. Sip.
Concerning Blogger's most recent 'retarded phase,' my guess is that Jews at COMCAST have cooperated with Gerash and his assistants to wire my internet connection such that I am part of 'sub-network' controlled by Gerash and his stalkers. This is highly illegal, of course, but 'legality' is a minor consideration when Jews (God's Chosen People) deal with their fellow humans whom Jews identify as 'akin to insects compared with Jews.'
Hmm. Does that make me an honorary insect? Sip. Whatever.
Ok. It's been a while since I talked to the Jewish god WHTZSNM. Now is the time to give him a call. I dialed 666 on the Brown Telephone and 'extended the antenna.' God answered immediately. Sip.
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gd: Hello?
me: Missed again, Idiot.
gd: I'll get you one of these days.
me: Well maybe. How's it goin up there?
gd: Galileo Galilei.
me: I suppose he's in Hell. What about him?
gd: Gravity. I'm curious about it. What is it?
me: Ah! You're working on how to protect planet Earth from asteroids!
gd: Something like that. What, exactly, is 'gravity?'
me: Is Galileo unavailable?
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At that point the hackers prevented me from continuing.
Nighty-night!
Back with beer #3 at 1617. Sip. Loud thunder outside just now. Obviously a near miss. I'd give the Jewish God WHTZSNM a call and tease Him with my usual 'Missed again, Idiot,' but I'm not quite in the mood yet. Sip. Maybe later.
Did you read the book yet?http://www.sexasnatureintendedit.com/html_ebook.html
I have read most of it, and I can tell all you Jews (honorary and otherwise) out there this is the most important book of the last 50 years so far as your penis (or what's left of it) is concerned. Read it.
Sipping on beer #4 at 1650. Sip.
Concerning Blogger's most recent 'retarded phase,' my guess is that Jews at COMCAST have cooperated with Gerash and his assistants to wire my internet connection such that I am part of 'sub-network' controlled by Gerash and his stalkers. This is highly illegal, of course, but 'legality' is a minor consideration when Jews (God's Chosen People) deal with their fellow humans whom Jews identify as 'akin to insects compared with Jews.'
Hmm. Does that make me an honorary insect? Sip. Whatever.
Ok. It's been a while since I talked to the Jewish god WHTZSNM. Now is the time to give him a call. I dialed 666 on the Brown Telephone and 'extended the antenna.' God answered immediately. Sip.
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gd: Hello?
me: Missed again, Idiot.
gd: I'll get you one of these days.
me: Well maybe. How's it goin up there?
gd: Galileo Galilei.
me: I suppose he's in Hell. What about him?
gd: Gravity. I'm curious about it. What is it?
me: Ah! You're working on how to protect planet Earth from asteroids!
gd: Something like that. What, exactly, is 'gravity?'
me: Is Galileo unavailable?
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At that point the hackers prevented me from continuing.
Nighty-night!
Do Your Foreskin Restorations, Boys.
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First sip of 3.2 Natural Light at 1530. Sip. The last session ended in a minor disaster last week due to too much whiskey too fast, and rereading it totally sober was something of a 'hoot.' By the way, I'm typing this on a new keyboard. The previous one went 'belly-up' after serving for at least ten years. And somebody is actively hacking this computer again, as I have lost the cursor control described previously. I logged on earlier (and apparently unexpectedly) and verified that the editor was working well; but when I logged on again just now the same old cursor problem re-appeared. Other strange things have happened recently: (1) Norton Security Suite disappeared, apparently removed by Norton, or Comcast, or some other hacker. I was 'ok' with that because my system ran faster and used less memory. But after several days the entire thing got itself re-installed! Fucking magic! My guess is that this blog is so highly 'Jew-irritating' that Jews in both organizations have 'taken an interest.' Just a conjecture, of course, but it is part of my M.O. and I am not at all surprised that it seems to have worked.
(Now listen up and listen good, boys: Do your foreskin restorations! ASAP!)
Sipping on beer #2 at 1556. Sip. Buzzing appropriately. Time to reread last week... yep, embarrassing. And I refuse to describe the gastronomical results of all that whiskey. Yeesh.
Today I have my usual 12-pac of NL. It will be more than enough.
First sip of 3.2 Natural Light at 1530. Sip. The last session ended in a minor disaster last week due to too much whiskey too fast, and rereading it totally sober was something of a 'hoot.' By the way, I'm typing this on a new keyboard. The previous one went 'belly-up' after serving for at least ten years. And somebody is actively hacking this computer again, as I have lost the cursor control described previously. I logged on earlier (and apparently unexpectedly) and verified that the editor was working well; but when I logged on again just now the same old cursor problem re-appeared. Other strange things have happened recently: (1) Norton Security Suite disappeared, apparently removed by Norton, or Comcast, or some other hacker. I was 'ok' with that because my system ran faster and used less memory. But after several days the entire thing got itself re-installed! Fucking magic! My guess is that this blog is so highly 'Jew-irritating' that Jews in both organizations have 'taken an interest.' Just a conjecture, of course, but it is part of my M.O. and I am not at all surprised that it seems to have worked.
(Now listen up and listen good, boys: Do your foreskin restorations! ASAP!)
Sipping on beer #2 at 1556. Sip. Buzzing appropriately. Time to reread last week... yep, embarrassing. And I refuse to describe the gastronomical results of all that whiskey. Yeesh.
Today I have my usual 12-pac of NL. It will be more than enough.
