Friday, August 30, 2013

 

Undo it! Undo it! Undo it!

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Sipping on beer #8 at 2050. Sip.
Now, concerning 'foreskin resurrestion' (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foreskin_restoration,)
I am an advocate. If you are still sexually active, you should definitely do it!
What are the benefits?
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1. You will be able to masturbate every single night. No pills needed!)
2. You will not need any 'lubrication' while you fuck your (wife, girlfriend, fiance, the nearest woman,) silly. More importantly, she will enjoy the experience of being fucked by you! She will revel in the slow, sensous experience of copulation as she orgasms at a rate of 90 percent!
3. Your glans will become normal again, able to sense the inside of her warm, slippery vagina in a most delicious manner.
4. Your penis will look normal for the second time.
5. (Unfortunately, your Jewish doctor may want to circumcise you.)
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True, Restoration will not restore certain foreskin nerves which were lost to circumcision; but Foreskin Ressurrection will restore 90 percent of your Natural sexual pleasure!! Undo it!




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