Friday, January 31, 2014
Jew Blogger. Jew Star Trek. Jew Revenge.
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Sipping on beer #7 at 2209. Sip. And I just saw a segment of a yet-to-be-viewed program on my TiVo, 'Museum Secrets Revealed: Inside the Israel Museum:' 'Mr. Spock' (Leanord Nimoy) reveals that 'The Vulcan (tough rubber) Hand Salute' was borrowed from a Jewish ritual. This, combined with the 'Yarmulke effect' of lighting on Spock's smooth black hair, confirms my previous suspicion that 'Star Trek' was also a 'Jew Media Message to Jews.' Sip. (Beer #9): 'Jews are Tough.' 'I am a Jew.'
Furthermore, Jews are really logical (smart).
'I am not emotional. I am a Jewish role model.' Be like me.
Spock was, at the time, also a famous Jewish doctor who advocated male sexual mutilation for 'health reasons.' (Actually Jewish mental health
reasons.)
Indeed, Star Trek had a program which equated Goys and Hippies!
The Hippie Villians had weird ears which suggested the tips of human foreskins.
I want to mention here that JewBlogger has gone downhill another notch, making it more difficult for me to write this blog. Thank you folks at Blogger for that glorious compliment! I love it! Sip. This is why My blogposts are dwindling vs cans of NL. Sip.
I am thinking about abandoning Blogger for another Host. Horrors.
But I am 'bemused' by this effect.
Am I really that good!?
Sipping on beer #7 at 2209. Sip. And I just saw a segment of a yet-to-be-viewed program on my TiVo, 'Museum Secrets Revealed: Inside the Israel Museum:' 'Mr. Spock' (Leanord Nimoy) reveals that 'The Vulcan (tough rubber) Hand Salute' was borrowed from a Jewish ritual. This, combined with the 'Yarmulke effect' of lighting on Spock's smooth black hair, confirms my previous suspicion that 'Star Trek' was also a 'Jew Media Message to Jews.' Sip. (Beer #9): 'Jews are Tough.' 'I am a Jew.'
Furthermore, Jews are really logical (smart).
'I am not emotional. I am a Jewish role model.' Be like me.
Spock was, at the time, also a famous Jewish doctor who advocated male sexual mutilation for 'health reasons.' (Actually Jewish mental health
reasons.)
Indeed, Star Trek had a program which equated Goys and Hippies!
The Hippie Villians had weird ears which suggested the tips of human foreskins.
I want to mention here that JewBlogger has gone downhill another notch, making it more difficult for me to write this blog. Thank you folks at Blogger for that glorious compliment! I love it! Sip. This is why My blogposts are dwindling vs cans of NL. Sip.
I am thinking about abandoning Blogger for another Host. Horrors.
But I am 'bemused' by this effect.
Am I really that good!?
Jew Media.
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The Beatles are playing on CNN according to my LR TV which I can see from here in the BR. (Sipping on beer #5 at 2118). Sip. I've already watched it. Good stuff. CNN advertised the program claiming that David Suskind called The Beatles, 'Repulsive.' Huh? I could see nothing at all 'repulsive' about The Beatles, so I put the show on my TiVo schedule. But David Suskind wasn't even mentioned on the show! Strange. I wondered: David Suskind... Jew? I looked him up on The Wik. Yep. Jew. I conjectured that Suskind assumed that The Beatles (being British) were sexually intact (uncircumcised) at a time when the huge majority of American boys were being circumcised in the Jewish manner (made honorary Jews) as misdirected revenge for The WWII Holocaust. I further conjectured that to a circumcised Jew, an uncircumcised penis was 'repulsive.' Hence Suskind's characterization. But not only was Suskind not mentioned on the program, the Beatles' song, 'Hey Jude,' was also not mentioned. (I have claimed that 'Hey Jude' was a kind of subliminal call for 'foreskin restoration.') Nor was LSD mentioned, as I recall, even though The Beatles did Acid, and 'Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds' was an obvious tribute to LSD.
The Beatles are playing on CNN according to my LR TV which I can see from here in the BR. (Sipping on beer #5 at 2118). Sip. I've already watched it. Good stuff. CNN advertised the program claiming that David Suskind called The Beatles, 'Repulsive.' Huh? I could see nothing at all 'repulsive' about The Beatles, so I put the show on my TiVo schedule. But David Suskind wasn't even mentioned on the show! Strange. I wondered: David Suskind... Jew? I looked him up on The Wik. Yep. Jew. I conjectured that Suskind assumed that The Beatles (being British) were sexually intact (uncircumcised) at a time when the huge majority of American boys were being circumcised in the Jewish manner (made honorary Jews) as misdirected revenge for The WWII Holocaust. I further conjectured that to a circumcised Jew, an uncircumcised penis was 'repulsive.' Hence Suskind's characterization. But not only was Suskind not mentioned on the program, the Beatles' song, 'Hey Jude,' was also not mentioned. (I have claimed that 'Hey Jude' was a kind of subliminal call for 'foreskin restoration.') Nor was LSD mentioned, as I recall, even though The Beatles did Acid, and 'Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds' was an obvious tribute to LSD.
Current Events.
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Sipping on beer #2 (of 15) at 1942 after watching the evening news. Sip. Buzzing slightly. This is always a good time to re-read last week... Yep. Strangely, I only like re-reading that stuff when I'm buzzing.
Back from the fridge with beer #3 at 1954. Sip. I have a few notes:
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The Super Bowl. Amazingly, the first two states to legalize Marijuana have football teams playing in The Super Bowl! Coincidence, of course. I wonder how different a football game would seem to a bunch of fans who are 'high' on Marijuana. Beer apparently goes well with Super Bowl Sunday, but Pot? Huh? Beer and Pot? My guess is that Pot would put a huge 'damper' on such a hearty party. And what would a 'Super Bowl' game look like if the players were Stoned? Why isn't there a law against Stoned Football? Such questions only arise in the era of grudging legality. Sip. Stoned 'blitz' (fast) chess games are really interesting to the players of those games because the brain's 'time sense' is affected such that Time seems to slow down, and you get ten or fiften minutes added to your clock.
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Amanda Knox is in the news again as an Appeals Court in Italy has reversed the reversal of her conviction. This kind of 'double negative' doesn't happen in the U.S. for some reason, which is why the American Justice System is so boring, compared to the Italian system. For example: Wouldn't you love to have been 'a fly on the wall' during the trial of Galileo for the crime of 'Heliocentrism'? (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Galileo). The Italian Justice System has improved significantly since the times of Galileo, but some would say, 'Not enough.' I remember being struck by those news videos of an Italian courtroom showing Crucifixes hanging on the courtroom wall. Pretty weird.
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Sipping on beer #2 (of 15) at 1942 after watching the evening news. Sip. Buzzing slightly. This is always a good time to re-read last week... Yep. Strangely, I only like re-reading that stuff when I'm buzzing.
Back from the fridge with beer #3 at 1954. Sip. I have a few notes:
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The Super Bowl. Amazingly, the first two states to legalize Marijuana have football teams playing in The Super Bowl! Coincidence, of course. I wonder how different a football game would seem to a bunch of fans who are 'high' on Marijuana. Beer apparently goes well with Super Bowl Sunday, but Pot? Huh? Beer and Pot? My guess is that Pot would put a huge 'damper' on such a hearty party. And what would a 'Super Bowl' game look like if the players were Stoned? Why isn't there a law against Stoned Football? Such questions only arise in the era of grudging legality. Sip. Stoned 'blitz' (fast) chess games are really interesting to the players of those games because the brain's 'time sense' is affected such that Time seems to slow down, and you get ten or fiften minutes added to your clock.
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Amanda Knox is in the news again as an Appeals Court in Italy has reversed the reversal of her conviction. This kind of 'double negative' doesn't happen in the U.S. for some reason, which is why the American Justice System is so boring, compared to the Italian system. For example: Wouldn't you love to have been 'a fly on the wall' during the trial of Galileo for the crime of 'Heliocentrism'? (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Galileo). The Italian Justice System has improved significantly since the times of Galileo, but some would say, 'Not enough.' I remember being struck by those news videos of an Italian courtroom showing Crucifixes hanging on the courtroom wall. Pretty weird.
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Friday, January 24, 2014
See You Next Week.
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Sipping on beer #9 at 2242. Sip. Any last thoughts before I sign out for tonight? Hmm. Lemmee think... sip...
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Sipping on beer #9 at 2242. Sip. Any last thoughts before I sign out for tonight? Hmm. Lemmee think... sip...
Science 272. Magnificent!
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Which brings us to 'Alternative TV. What to watch instead of The 700 Club.'
The Science Channel. 272.
Through The Wormhole with Morgan Freeman:
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Will Eternity End? (Sounds fascinating.)
Did We Invent God? (Huh?)
Mysteries of the Subconscious. (looks interesting.)
Is There a Creator? (Good question.)
Beyond The Darkness. (Hmmm!)
The Riddle of Black Holes. (Sounds interesting.)
What are we Really Made of? (Strings? Huh?)
Are We Alone? (Nope.)
What Do Aliens Look Like? (Aliens.)
Will We Survive First Contact? (Maybe. Maybe not. Sip.)
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I copied the above titles from my TiVo list of programs yet to be viewed.
Which brings us to 'Alternative TV. What to watch instead of The 700 Club.'
The Science Channel. 272.
Through The Wormhole with Morgan Freeman:
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Will Eternity End? (Sounds fascinating.)
Did We Invent God? (Huh?)
Mysteries of the Subconscious. (looks interesting.)
Is There a Creator? (Good question.)
Beyond The Darkness. (Hmmm!)
The Riddle of Black Holes. (Sounds interesting.)
What are we Really Made of? (Strings? Huh?)
Are We Alone? (Nope.)
What Do Aliens Look Like? (Aliens.)
Will We Survive First Contact? (Maybe. Maybe not. Sip.)
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I copied the above titles from my TiVo list of programs yet to be viewed.
What Am I?
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Back from the fridge with beer #6 at 2022. That first post took quite a while! Sip. I'm beginning to feel like a preacher. Sip. Yuck. I need some Marijuana. Sip. Burp. None available.
I've been watching some interesting TV recently. Nothing about 'God.' God does not interest me. And The Bible is ancient crap. What interests me is, How The Universe Works:
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About 78 years ago I 'bubbled up' into The Universe. Time began for me. Since then I have been in a state of shock: 'Huh?! What am I? Who am I?'
They taught me all that Bible crap, and at first I believed. Then I had doubts. Then I knew that they didn't know, and therefore I didn't know. Then I became intensely interested in the answer to the question, 'What am I?'
They told me that I had a duty to be a working Cog in The Machine. I did not like that. Cog life was not only boring, it was really boring. I cogged. Ho hum. Then I discovered Marijuana and LSD. Whoa! Astonishment!
I began to understand that, while The Machine needed 'cogs,' I was more than a cog. I disengaged from The Machine. The Machine hummed on without me. I had fun being myself. The Machine hummed on. Without me. Hummm.
Kootch worked very hard. She saved us. I became me. I loved being me! Such fun!
Then one fine day FDR came to my (our) rescue! My debit account became a Credit account! Kootch retired. But I owed her. I still owe her. Sip.
Back from the fridge with beer #6 at 2022. That first post took quite a while! Sip. I'm beginning to feel like a preacher. Sip. Yuck. I need some Marijuana. Sip. Burp. None available.
I've been watching some interesting TV recently. Nothing about 'God.' God does not interest me. And The Bible is ancient crap. What interests me is, How The Universe Works:
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About 78 years ago I 'bubbled up' into The Universe. Time began for me. Since then I have been in a state of shock: 'Huh?! What am I? Who am I?'
They taught me all that Bible crap, and at first I believed. Then I had doubts. Then I knew that they didn't know, and therefore I didn't know. Then I became intensely interested in the answer to the question, 'What am I?'
They told me that I had a duty to be a working Cog in The Machine. I did not like that. Cog life was not only boring, it was really boring. I cogged. Ho hum. Then I discovered Marijuana and LSD. Whoa! Astonishment!
I began to understand that, while The Machine needed 'cogs,' I was more than a cog. I disengaged from The Machine. The Machine hummed on without me. I had fun being myself. The Machine hummed on. Without me. Hummm.
Kootch worked very hard. She saved us. I became me. I loved being me! Such fun!
Then one fine day FDR came to my (our) rescue! My debit account became a Credit account! Kootch retired. But I owed her. I still owe her. Sip.
Cultural Obsolescence.
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Sipping on beer #2 at 1840. Sip. After a much needed afternoon nap I am alert but uninspired. Sip. Time to reread and correct last week's posts... Yep. One title correction. Bzzz.
The subject of 'God's killings in the Bible' (https://www.google.com/#q=god%27s+killings+in+the+bible) must be fascinating reading. (There was much 'hanky-panky' from local stalkery (thump) as I tried to write that.) What is very clear in The Bible is that the Jewish god is a blood-thirsty monster who kills and maims 'His People' constantly, beginning on the eighth day of life with 'circumcision,' a bloody sexual mutilation.
I'm not privey to what the Rabbis say about the bloodthirsty old bastard. The Preachers say He is a Loving God, but The Preachers are 'in it for the money.' You can't trust the bastards.
For example, The 700 Club, (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_700_Club) a popular TV religious show, is Big Business. Pat Robertson, the current host is a multi-millionaire. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pat_Robertson) Money Honey!
Fascinating stuff. And the mantra is, 'Get 'em while the're young!'
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But it's all obsolete. It's all junk. It's all crap. It's all a primitive way of understanding The World.
Sipping on beer #2 at 1840. Sip. After a much needed afternoon nap I am alert but uninspired. Sip. Time to reread and correct last week's posts... Yep. One title correction. Bzzz.
The subject of 'God's killings in the Bible' (https://www.google.com/#q=god%27s+killings+in+the+bible) must be fascinating reading. (There was much 'hanky-panky' from local stalkery (thump) as I tried to write that.) What is very clear in The Bible is that the Jewish god is a blood-thirsty monster who kills and maims 'His People' constantly, beginning on the eighth day of life with 'circumcision,' a bloody sexual mutilation.
I'm not privey to what the Rabbis say about the bloodthirsty old bastard. The Preachers say He is a Loving God, but The Preachers are 'in it for the money.' You can't trust the bastards.
For example, The 700 Club, (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_700_Club) a popular TV religious show, is Big Business. Pat Robertson, the current host is a multi-millionaire. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pat_Robertson) Money Honey!
Fascinating stuff. And the mantra is, 'Get 'em while the're young!'
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But it's all obsolete. It's all junk. It's all crap. It's all a primitive way of understanding The World.
Friday, January 17, 2014
Time Flys When You're Having Fun!
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Yep. I loved being 50. Do we have an appropriate Rubiyat? Yes we do:
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VII
Come, fill the cup, And in the fire of Spring
Your winter-garment of repentence fling:
The Bird of Time has but a little way
To flutter-- and the Bird is on the Wing.
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Lest my readers try to read too much into this, I simply refer them to the title above.
Yep. I loved being 50. Do we have an appropriate Rubiyat? Yes we do:
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VII
Come, fill the cup, And in the fire of Spring
Your winter-garment of repentence fling:
The Bird of Time has but a little way
To flutter-- and the Bird is on the Wing.
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Lest my readers try to read too much into this, I simply refer them to the title above.
50 is a great number!
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Sipping on beer #7 at 2115, buzzing moderately. I am probably a bit too buzzed to be toking a hit of Marijuana. Gotta approach this carefully... We need some beauty... Mozart Piano Concerto #26. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50CJTm2tLuQ)
Last sip of beer #7 at 2155. Sip.
Just finished eating 'supper' at 2242. Burp.
Happy 50th to the First Lady!
Sipping on beer #7 at 2115, buzzing moderately. I am probably a bit too buzzed to be toking a hit of Marijuana. Gotta approach this carefully... We need some beauty... Mozart Piano Concerto #26. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50CJTm2tLuQ)
Last sip of beer #7 at 2155. Sip.
Just finished eating 'supper' at 2242. Burp.
Happy 50th to the First Lady!
Science -> Technology -> The Death of Mythology.
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Sip. This is the kind of story that only children will believe. Adults will simply laugh. But if you can get them while they're young enough, you can mold their neuronal brain development such that they will believe that nonsense for the rest of their lives! And this is what makes 'modernity' so exciting. Billions of people, raised in 'primitive cultures' are suddenly, in adulthood, confronted by new facts which show their sacred beliefs to be little more than fairy tales. How they eventually 'handle it' is a question of immediate and significant relevence and fascinating interest. Sip. And yet to be determined! Sip. Stay tuned. Sip.
Sipping, but not puffing, darnit. I need to get serious about finding a local Ganja Purveyor (Pot Shop) where I can buy some legal Marijuana! Sip. I wanna become a 'Ganja Guru,' but first I need some Ganja! Sip. Maybe next week... Maybe not.
What is a 'Ganja Guru?' Your guess is as good as mine. But I like the way it rine. Sip.
Sip. This is the kind of story that only children will believe. Adults will simply laugh. But if you can get them while they're young enough, you can mold their neuronal brain development such that they will believe that nonsense for the rest of their lives! And this is what makes 'modernity' so exciting. Billions of people, raised in 'primitive cultures' are suddenly, in adulthood, confronted by new facts which show their sacred beliefs to be little more than fairy tales. How they eventually 'handle it' is a question of immediate and significant relevence and fascinating interest. Sip. And yet to be determined! Sip. Stay tuned. Sip.
Sipping, but not puffing, darnit. I need to get serious about finding a local Ganja Purveyor (Pot Shop) where I can buy some legal Marijuana! Sip. I wanna become a 'Ganja Guru,' but first I need some Ganja! Sip. Maybe next week... Maybe not.
What is a 'Ganja Guru?' Your guess is as good as mine. But I like the way it rine. Sip.
God Behaving Badly.
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Sipping on beer #2 at 1837! I'm late! Sip. I finished beer #1 while watching the evening news. Sip. This was one of those 'touch and go' days: to Blog or not to Blog. Sip. Not enough sleep last night because of microwave radiation from above and below left me a bit groggy. A nap was indicated. But after a two hour session in bed being zapped from above and below (and no actual sleep), I was still not quite ready to call it a Blog night. So I did another hour and 15 minutes in bed. I may have got a few minutes of actual sleep. In any case, I felt 'Blogworthy' after getting out of the sack, went to the LR, popped open a beer, and watched the news. Sip. 18 beers left. Sip. Time to reread last week...
Ah, yes. God. What an Ass Hole. The Bible has another example in Exodus: The Jews (God's Chosen People) were slaves in Egypt. God decided to rescue them. He contacts Moses, Head Jew at the time. God hatches a plot with Moses to impress the Egyptian boss, Pharaoh, with a series of successive disasters, the idea being to convince Pharoh to, 'Let my people go.' Pharaoh was unimpressed with all of the disasters. He gave the impression of being 'one stubborn motherfucka,' but his 'stubbornness' was actually imposed from above: God, 'Hardened Pharaoh's heart.' That is to say, Pharaoh's 'free will' was 'temporarily suspended in the matter,' as Pharaoh became a 'stooge' of God. High drama! Muthafuck!
Meanwhile, the people of Egypt suffered from plague after plague:
1. The Nile turns to blood. Yuck.
2. The frogs invade Egypt. The French? Huh? Whaaa...?
3. Lice. Yeeesh. Dust turns into lice! BTW, Pharaoh's majicians could not duplicate this particular trick for some reason...
4. Swarms of flies. Bzzzzz... Slap. Ouch.
5. All of the Egyptian cattle die. (God punishes the cattle! Typical god behavior.)
6. The Egyptians get rotsa boils. Pop. Sip. Yuck.
7. Hail from Heaven kills all the Egyptian cattle again. Huh? Again?
8. Locusts. Billions upon billions upon billions.
9. Three days of darkness. Zat all?! Zzzzzzzzz! Love it!
10. God kills all the first born Egyptian children and all the firstborn cattle. Again. (Huh? What did God have against cows?!)
After this final atrocity, a now soft-hearted Pharaoh 'sees the light' and lets the Jews go. And good-fuckin-riddance?
Uhuh. Pharaoh sends his armies after the fleeing Jews and they are eventually drowned in the Red Sea. QED.
Sip. Makes a really good movie.
Sipping on beer #2 at 1837! I'm late! Sip. I finished beer #1 while watching the evening news. Sip. This was one of those 'touch and go' days: to Blog or not to Blog. Sip. Not enough sleep last night because of microwave radiation from above and below left me a bit groggy. A nap was indicated. But after a two hour session in bed being zapped from above and below (and no actual sleep), I was still not quite ready to call it a Blog night. So I did another hour and 15 minutes in bed. I may have got a few minutes of actual sleep. In any case, I felt 'Blogworthy' after getting out of the sack, went to the LR, popped open a beer, and watched the news. Sip. 18 beers left. Sip. Time to reread last week...
Ah, yes. God. What an Ass Hole. The Bible has another example in Exodus: The Jews (God's Chosen People) were slaves in Egypt. God decided to rescue them. He contacts Moses, Head Jew at the time. God hatches a plot with Moses to impress the Egyptian boss, Pharaoh, with a series of successive disasters, the idea being to convince Pharoh to, 'Let my people go.' Pharaoh was unimpressed with all of the disasters. He gave the impression of being 'one stubborn motherfucka,' but his 'stubbornness' was actually imposed from above: God, 'Hardened Pharaoh's heart.' That is to say, Pharaoh's 'free will' was 'temporarily suspended in the matter,' as Pharaoh became a 'stooge' of God. High drama! Muthafuck!
Meanwhile, the people of Egypt suffered from plague after plague:
1. The Nile turns to blood. Yuck.
2. The frogs invade Egypt. The French? Huh? Whaaa...?
3. Lice. Yeeesh. Dust turns into lice! BTW, Pharaoh's majicians could not duplicate this particular trick for some reason...
4. Swarms of flies. Bzzzzz... Slap. Ouch.
5. All of the Egyptian cattle die. (God punishes the cattle! Typical god behavior.)
6. The Egyptians get rotsa boils. Pop. Sip. Yuck.
7. Hail from Heaven kills all the Egyptian cattle again. Huh? Again?
8. Locusts. Billions upon billions upon billions.
9. Three days of darkness. Zat all?! Zzzzzzzzz! Love it!
10. God kills all the first born Egyptian children and all the firstborn cattle. Again. (Huh? What did God have against cows?!)
After this final atrocity, a now soft-hearted Pharaoh 'sees the light' and lets the Jews go. And good-fuckin-riddance?
Uhuh. Pharaoh sends his armies after the fleeing Jews and they are eventually drowned in the Red Sea. QED.
Sip. Makes a really good movie.
Friday, January 10, 2014
Mystical Experience. A Human Must!
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Almost a beer in front of me so I'm not done yet. Hmm. We need some music...
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Mozart Clarinet Concerto II (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxgmorK61YQ)
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And we need some visual beauty as well. Lessee...
Inverted Japanese Cowgirl? Yum! (http://www.idols69.net/pictures/502-Hikaru-Koto/12.jpg)
Sip. Daruma is still unamused. Sip.
Before signing off tonight I must admit that I am really looking forward to experimenting with booze and the various strains of Colorado-now-legal-Marijuana! Sip. I remember having had several 'Mystical Experiences' in that regard. Those experiences took the form of memories of brief interactions with various beautiful women that day, mostly in the Southglen Maul. They were the most memorable. That 'booze-Marijuana Synergy' still beacons to me.
Sip.
Ordinary everyday reality is a good thing. And throughout my life I have had my share of it. Sip. But most people never have any 'Mystical' life at all. They live, they die. Fun enough. But I was very, very, lucky: I got to sample some of the most glorious alternative consciousness available: LSD, Marijuana, and booze (in that descending order).
And now, as I approach the end of life, I am ready and willing to 'do it and report!' Sip.
(Kootch is up at 0030, beginning her day. She just expressed surprise that I was doing my (beer) blog tonight (instead of Friday). She is recovering from her recent eye surgery quite nicely.)
Sip.
Sip.
Almost a beer in front of me so I'm not done yet. Hmm. We need some music...
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Mozart Clarinet Concerto II (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxgmorK61YQ)
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And we need some visual beauty as well. Lessee...
Inverted Japanese Cowgirl? Yum! (http://www.idols69.net/pictures/502-Hikaru-Koto/12.jpg)
Sip. Daruma is still unamused. Sip.
Before signing off tonight I must admit that I am really looking forward to experimenting with booze and the various strains of Colorado-now-legal-Marijuana! Sip. I remember having had several 'Mystical Experiences' in that regard. Those experiences took the form of memories of brief interactions with various beautiful women that day, mostly in the Southglen Maul. They were the most memorable. That 'booze-Marijuana Synergy' still beacons to me.
Sip.
Ordinary everyday reality is a good thing. And throughout my life I have had my share of it. Sip. But most people never have any 'Mystical' life at all. They live, they die. Fun enough. But I was very, very, lucky: I got to sample some of the most glorious alternative consciousness available: LSD, Marijuana, and booze (in that descending order).
And now, as I approach the end of life, I am ready and willing to 'do it and report!' Sip.
(Kootch is up at 0030, beginning her day. She just expressed surprise that I was doing my (beer) blog tonight (instead of Friday). She is recovering from her recent eye surgery quite nicely.)
Sip.
Sip.
Thursday, January 09, 2014
Fools of God.
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Sip. We need some beauty. Standby... Back from the fridge with beer #7... Sip. Aha!. How about tonight's Rubaiyat Verse:
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XXV
Alike for those who for To-day prepare,
And those that after some tomorrow stare,
A Muezzin from the Tower of Darkness cries
'Fools! Your Reward is neither Here nor There.'
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Sip. We need some beauty. Standby... Back from the fridge with beer #7... Sip. Aha!. How about tonight's Rubaiyat Verse:
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XXV
Alike for those who for To-day prepare,
And those that after some tomorrow stare,
A Muezzin from the Tower of Darkness cries
'Fools! Your Reward is neither Here nor There.'
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Misdirected Revenge.
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'Misdirected Revenge' seems to describe that particular kind of activity. And the Jewish God is famous for that sort of thing. The best example is found in Genesis, where God punishes all of Eve's descendents for Eve's 'sin' of 'eating the Forbidden Fruit.' Christians eventually came up with 'Baptism' as a way of getting around that particular misdirected punishment. It was a 'correction.' But notice that if the parents fail to baptize the helpless infant, the infant is still punished! (In Limbo.) (http://www.newadvent.org/cathen/09256a.htm)
For example: After Jesus' death on the cross, a Jewish male is born. He is circumcised on the 8th day, but he is not baptized. He develops an infection in his penis and dies. Result? He goes straight to Limbo. He does not pass Go. He does not collect 200 dollars.
Sipping on beer #5 at 2123, buzzing nicely. Sip. Time to reread last week... Yep, and I did some corrections. Sip. Now what? Sip.
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Sipping on beer #6 at 2152. Sip. Eleven beers left. Kootch was kind enough to buy me a 12-pac of NL this afternoon. Sip. No Marijuana yet. I don't like the idea of standing in line for hours, so I'll just wait. And you 'Ganja Touristas' are welcome to the Mile High City, of course. I don't blame you a bit. Enjoy! Sip.
Now what... sip.
Hmm. Daruma is staring at me. He is not smiling. Sip.
'Misdirected Revenge' seems to describe that particular kind of activity. And the Jewish God is famous for that sort of thing. The best example is found in Genesis, where God punishes all of Eve's descendents for Eve's 'sin' of 'eating the Forbidden Fruit.' Christians eventually came up with 'Baptism' as a way of getting around that particular misdirected punishment. It was a 'correction.' But notice that if the parents fail to baptize the helpless infant, the infant is still punished! (In Limbo.) (http://www.newadvent.org/cathen/09256a.htm)
For example: After Jesus' death on the cross, a Jewish male is born. He is circumcised on the 8th day, but he is not baptized. He develops an infection in his penis and dies. Result? He goes straight to Limbo. He does not pass Go. He does not collect 200 dollars.
Sipping on beer #5 at 2123, buzzing nicely. Sip. Time to reread last week... Yep, and I did some corrections. Sip. Now what? Sip.
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Sipping on beer #6 at 2152. Sip. Eleven beers left. Kootch was kind enough to buy me a 12-pac of NL this afternoon. Sip. No Marijuana yet. I don't like the idea of standing in line for hours, so I'll just wait. And you 'Ganja Touristas' are welcome to the Mile High City, of course. I don't blame you a bit. Enjoy! Sip.
Now what... sip.
Hmm. Daruma is staring at me. He is not smiling. Sip.
God Thinks in Mysterious Ways.
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Sipping on beer #2 at 1945 after watching the evening news. I'm back early after two successive 'sessions' of only moderate beer intake over the last two weeks or so. Sip. The 'reason' is actually 'political:' The Chris Christie Bridge Scandal. I noticed this morning that CNN was 'following him' for quite a long time and I eventually got around to discovering why. Hmm. Interesting! Seemed that CC was explaining, in a very long news conference, why people on his political team had engaged in what I call, 'Biblical Reasoning.' That is to say, they were doing 'God-think' (thinking the way God thinks). On the surface of it, you would be inclined to respect that particular mode of thought. (Sipping on beer #3 at 2013, buzzing outrageously. This could be a fun night! Sip.)
But God thinks in mysterious ways.
What the Christie team did was, indeed, 'Biblical:' They closed off a couple of traffic lanes on the George Washington Bridge, intending to 'punish' the (Democrat) mayor of Fort Lee New Jersey for not endorsing Christie in a recent election. But unfortunately, only the innocent people who found it necessary to cross the bridge during that 'experiment' were punished. One lady may even have died due to the traffic delays. Christie, apparently, never felt a thing.
After understanding the bizarre story I thought, 'God-think!' These people must have been reading the Bible!
I was particularly impressed by some of the relevant E-mails:
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A: 'I'm smiling. Is that wrong?'
B: 'I'm thinking about the children.'
A: 'They're Buono's children.'
(Buono was apparently Christie's opponent in the most recent election.)
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I could go on and on but I'm already half drunk, and here's the point: God punishes the children of His 'enemies.'
Sipping on beer #2 at 1945 after watching the evening news. I'm back early after two successive 'sessions' of only moderate beer intake over the last two weeks or so. Sip. The 'reason' is actually 'political:' The Chris Christie Bridge Scandal. I noticed this morning that CNN was 'following him' for quite a long time and I eventually got around to discovering why. Hmm. Interesting! Seemed that CC was explaining, in a very long news conference, why people on his political team had engaged in what I call, 'Biblical Reasoning.' That is to say, they were doing 'God-think' (thinking the way God thinks). On the surface of it, you would be inclined to respect that particular mode of thought. (Sipping on beer #3 at 2013, buzzing outrageously. This could be a fun night! Sip.)
But God thinks in mysterious ways.
What the Christie team did was, indeed, 'Biblical:' They closed off a couple of traffic lanes on the George Washington Bridge, intending to 'punish' the (Democrat) mayor of Fort Lee New Jersey for not endorsing Christie in a recent election. But unfortunately, only the innocent people who found it necessary to cross the bridge during that 'experiment' were punished. One lady may even have died due to the traffic delays. Christie, apparently, never felt a thing.
After understanding the bizarre story I thought, 'God-think!' These people must have been reading the Bible!
I was particularly impressed by some of the relevant E-mails:
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A: 'I'm smiling. Is that wrong?'
B: 'I'm thinking about the children.'
A: 'They're Buono's children.'
(Buono was apparently Christie's opponent in the most recent election.)
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I could go on and on but I'm already half drunk, and here's the point: God punishes the children of His 'enemies.'
Friday, January 03, 2014
Cultural Disasters of the 20th Century.
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This might be the only blog which connects Richard Nixon and JEWMEDIA with the 20th Century's most destructive cultural errors. Sip.
Now what? Sip. Beauty. We need beauty.
The Blue Danube. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDaJ7rFg66A)
Sip.
By the way, the above link takes you to much more beauty. Go there if you dare. Now what?!
Sipping on beer #7 at 2013. Sip. Becoming bored. Sip. Sip. Sip.
Nighty-night!
This might be the only blog which connects Richard Nixon and JEWMEDIA with the 20th Century's most destructive cultural errors. Sip.
Now what? Sip. Beauty. We need beauty.
The Blue Danube. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDaJ7rFg66A)
Sip.
By the way, the above link takes you to much more beauty. Go there if you dare. Now what?!
Sipping on beer #7 at 2013. Sip. Becoming bored. Sip. Sip. Sip.
Nighty-night!
Reasoning in the Realm of Synergy? Huh?
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Sipping on beer #4 at 1831. Sip.
Legalized Marijuana is a good thing! Sip. And I am looking forward to doing an entire blog night concerning the special synergy between beer and Ganja. But there are possible problems:
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I am used to 'weak Ganja.' Modern Marijuana is 'very strong stuff.'
'Modern genetic manipulation' has produced a wide variety of very strong Ganja which can be 'problematic' for an old guy like me doing booze at the same time. THC is one thing, and CBD is another thing... and whence the twain shall meet... nicely? That is the question. It's like a three way dance: complicated.
So I shall approach the problem cautiously. Indeed, I am still thinking about it from time to time. Yez. Sip. Back from the fridge with beer #5 at 1855. Sip. Buzzing nicely. Drugs can impact life quite dramatically. Therefore caution is advised. Sip.
So first, I need to do some research on 'modern Marijuana strains.' Any suggestions? No? Sip.
I plan to 'start small:' At the first sign of a beer buzz, take one toke, then hang on. Report results if able, otherwise throw up and fall out of chair. (I did that once.)
Eventually, I hope to report on the philosophical results of 'reasoning in the realm of Synergy.' We shall see. Stay tuned.
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Nixon was the culprit, they say. He hated the 'Hippies' who demonstrated their displeasure with the war in Vietnam. So he 'outlawed Marijuana' by putting it in 'Schedule One.' The 'War on Drugs' began. It was a huge cultural mistake, equivalent to 'The Circumcision of America for health reasons.'
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Sip.
Sipping on beer #4 at 1831. Sip.
Legalized Marijuana is a good thing! Sip. And I am looking forward to doing an entire blog night concerning the special synergy between beer and Ganja. But there are possible problems:
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I am used to 'weak Ganja.' Modern Marijuana is 'very strong stuff.'
'Modern genetic manipulation' has produced a wide variety of very strong Ganja which can be 'problematic' for an old guy like me doing booze at the same time. THC is one thing, and CBD is another thing... and whence the twain shall meet... nicely? That is the question. It's like a three way dance: complicated.
So I shall approach the problem cautiously. Indeed, I am still thinking about it from time to time. Yez. Sip. Back from the fridge with beer #5 at 1855. Sip. Buzzing nicely. Drugs can impact life quite dramatically. Therefore caution is advised. Sip.
So first, I need to do some research on 'modern Marijuana strains.' Any suggestions? No? Sip.
I plan to 'start small:' At the first sign of a beer buzz, take one toke, then hang on. Report results if able, otherwise throw up and fall out of chair. (I did that once.)
Eventually, I hope to report on the philosophical results of 'reasoning in the realm of Synergy.' We shall see. Stay tuned.
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Nixon was the culprit, they say. He hated the 'Hippies' who demonstrated their displeasure with the war in Vietnam. So he 'outlawed Marijuana' by putting it in 'Schedule One.' The 'War on Drugs' began. It was a huge cultural mistake, equivalent to 'The Circumcision of America for health reasons.'
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Sip.
Rythmic Muscle Contractions: The Good, The Bad, The Ugly, and The Glorious.
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Sipping on beer #1 at 1714. Sip. Marijuana is now legal in Colorodo! Yay! I haven't bought any yet, but I will no doubt get around to that little chore in due time. Sip. Kootch has already hit the sack. She seems to be recovering quite nicely from her recent surgury. Sip. And I recently woke up from a 2.5 hour nap (tap) after having been 'vibrated awake' too early this morning with 'pulsed' microwave radiation. Sip. Time to reread last week again... Yep. It gets better with every sip.
Back from the fridge with beer #2 at 1733. Sip. Buzzing slightly. Microwave Radiation has been unusually intense recently. I get the impression that Gerash is very angry about something or other and is 'punishing' me. Sip. And when I turn on the bathroom fan to pee, the lights dim and the fan runs slow, indicating an 'overloaded circuit.' Apparently, in order to avoid a huge power usage which could be detected on Xcel records, he 'taps' the power from our apartment using illegal wire 'arrangements.' Those 'microwave cannons' must be really power-hungry devices. Sip. I'm wondering whether he also taps power from other nearby apartments. Probably. Its been years since we had to reset the circuit breakers. Sip.
While I'm on the subject I should probably explain how 'pulsed microwave energy' can 'vibrate a person awake:'
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Microwave energy at certain frequencies penetrates flesh and activates muscle tissue. About 10 percent of the sub-surface musculature (approximately 1.5 inches deep) is affected, causing partial muscle contraction. The muscle tissue relaxes when the radiation is no longer present. Thus a 'pulse rate' of 10 PPS causes muscle tissue to contract and relax ten times per second. This tends to wake you up.
Constant radiation causes constant contraction, which is sometimes felt as slightly painful 'bone aching.' (note the font change). Maybe 'subtle charlie horse' would be a better description. In any case, it is not a pleasant sensation. I much prefer orgasms generated by rythmic muscle contractions in the right hand, controlled by the CNS, and applied to the penis.
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Sipping on beer #1 at 1714. Sip. Marijuana is now legal in Colorodo! Yay! I haven't bought any yet, but I will no doubt get around to that little chore in due time. Sip. Kootch has already hit the sack. She seems to be recovering quite nicely from her recent surgury. Sip. And I recently woke up from a 2.5 hour nap (tap) after having been 'vibrated awake' too early this morning with 'pulsed' microwave radiation. Sip. Time to reread last week again... Yep. It gets better with every sip.
Back from the fridge with beer #2 at 1733. Sip. Buzzing slightly. Microwave Radiation has been unusually intense recently. I get the impression that Gerash is very angry about something or other and is 'punishing' me. Sip. And when I turn on the bathroom fan to pee, the lights dim and the fan runs slow, indicating an 'overloaded circuit.' Apparently, in order to avoid a huge power usage which could be detected on Xcel records, he 'taps' the power from our apartment using illegal wire 'arrangements.' Those 'microwave cannons' must be really power-hungry devices. Sip. I'm wondering whether he also taps power from other nearby apartments. Probably. Its been years since we had to reset the circuit breakers. Sip.
While I'm on the subject I should probably explain how 'pulsed microwave energy' can 'vibrate a person awake:'
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Microwave energy at certain frequencies penetrates flesh and activates muscle tissue. About 10 percent of the sub-surface musculature (approximately 1.5 inches deep) is affected, causing partial muscle contraction. The muscle tissue relaxes when the radiation is no longer present. Thus a 'pulse rate' of 10 PPS causes muscle tissue to contract and relax ten times per second. This tends to wake you up.
Constant radiation causes constant contraction, which is sometimes felt as slightly painful 'bone aching.' (note the font change). Maybe 'subtle charlie horse' would be a better description. In any case, it is not a pleasant sensation. I much prefer orgasms generated by rythmic muscle contractions in the right hand, controlled by the CNS, and applied to the penis.
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