Friday, January 03, 2014
Rythmic Muscle Contractions: The Good, The Bad, The Ugly, and The Glorious.
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Sipping on beer #1 at 1714. Sip. Marijuana is now legal in Colorodo! Yay! I haven't bought any yet, but I will no doubt get around to that little chore in due time. Sip. Kootch has already hit the sack. She seems to be recovering quite nicely from her recent surgury. Sip. And I recently woke up from a 2.5 hour nap (tap) after having been 'vibrated awake' too early this morning with 'pulsed' microwave radiation. Sip. Time to reread last week again... Yep. It gets better with every sip.
Back from the fridge with beer #2 at 1733. Sip. Buzzing slightly. Microwave Radiation has been unusually intense recently. I get the impression that Gerash is very angry about something or other and is 'punishing' me. Sip. And when I turn on the bathroom fan to pee, the lights dim and the fan runs slow, indicating an 'overloaded circuit.' Apparently, in order to avoid a huge power usage which could be detected on Xcel records, he 'taps' the power from our apartment using illegal wire 'arrangements.' Those 'microwave cannons' must be really power-hungry devices. Sip. I'm wondering whether he also taps power from other nearby apartments. Probably. Its been years since we had to reset the circuit breakers. Sip.
While I'm on the subject I should probably explain how 'pulsed microwave energy' can 'vibrate a person awake:'
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Microwave energy at certain frequencies penetrates flesh and activates muscle tissue. About 10 percent of the sub-surface musculature (approximately 1.5 inches deep) is affected, causing partial muscle contraction. The muscle tissue relaxes when the radiation is no longer present. Thus a 'pulse rate' of 10 PPS causes muscle tissue to contract and relax ten times per second. This tends to wake you up.
Constant radiation causes constant contraction, which is sometimes felt as slightly painful 'bone aching.' (note the font change). Maybe 'subtle charlie horse' would be a better description. In any case, it is not a pleasant sensation. I much prefer orgasms generated by rythmic muscle contractions in the right hand, controlled by the CNS, and applied to the penis.
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Sipping on beer #1 at 1714. Sip. Marijuana is now legal in Colorodo! Yay! I haven't bought any yet, but I will no doubt get around to that little chore in due time. Sip. Kootch has already hit the sack. She seems to be recovering quite nicely from her recent surgury. Sip. And I recently woke up from a 2.5 hour nap (tap) after having been 'vibrated awake' too early this morning with 'pulsed' microwave radiation. Sip. Time to reread last week again... Yep. It gets better with every sip.
Back from the fridge with beer #2 at 1733. Sip. Buzzing slightly. Microwave Radiation has been unusually intense recently. I get the impression that Gerash is very angry about something or other and is 'punishing' me. Sip. And when I turn on the bathroom fan to pee, the lights dim and the fan runs slow, indicating an 'overloaded circuit.' Apparently, in order to avoid a huge power usage which could be detected on Xcel records, he 'taps' the power from our apartment using illegal wire 'arrangements.' Those 'microwave cannons' must be really power-hungry devices. Sip. I'm wondering whether he also taps power from other nearby apartments. Probably. Its been years since we had to reset the circuit breakers. Sip.
While I'm on the subject I should probably explain how 'pulsed microwave energy' can 'vibrate a person awake:'
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Microwave energy at certain frequencies penetrates flesh and activates muscle tissue. About 10 percent of the sub-surface musculature (approximately 1.5 inches deep) is affected, causing partial muscle contraction. The muscle tissue relaxes when the radiation is no longer present. Thus a 'pulse rate' of 10 PPS causes muscle tissue to contract and relax ten times per second. This tends to wake you up.
Constant radiation causes constant contraction, which is sometimes felt as slightly painful 'bone aching.' (note the font change). Maybe 'subtle charlie horse' would be a better description. In any case, it is not a pleasant sensation. I much prefer orgasms generated by rythmic muscle contractions in the right hand, controlled by the CNS, and applied to the penis.
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