Friday, March 09, 2012

 

Suppertime!

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Which brings us to an interesting subject: 'The purpose of life.' Why were we 'created?'
1. To worship God?
2. To have fun?
3. No reason. We were inevitable.
I vote for #2, but the question is really ludicrous, philosophically. #3 is the 'correct' answer (given the choices).
Once I realized that, I set about the task of adding meaning to my life. I am all about 'fun.' I am one fun son-of-a-gun! Sip. (Buzzing moderately now as I continue with my policy of 'moderation.' No way do I want to repeat last Saturday's hangover.)
Just finished last sip of beer #8 at 2020. Suppertime!
 

Mellow America.

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Sipping on beer #7 at 1855.
Pat Robertson favors legalizing Marijuana!? Alright! This signals that the question of Marijuana Legalization has been pretty much 'settled,' folks! I predict that the Federal Government will (relatively soon) remove Marijuana from 'Schedule 1,' allowing the various states to tax and regulate that substance appropriately. Music, maestro!
There is no doubt in my mind that removing 'that great drug lie' will improve our national mood significantly and also improve our overall economy. Mexico will also benefit significantly. The dam has burst!
 

Slurp.

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My Jesuit high school teachers made it clear that because we had 'free will,' 'eternal punishment' was justified. I didn't argue with them, of course, but I could never reconcile myself to the thought of burning in Hell forever just because I'd jerked off and had not yet confessed it. So I became quite good at doing 'a perfect act of contrition:'
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'Oh my God I am heartily sorry for having offended Thee; and I detest all my sins because I fear the loss of Heaven and the pains of  Hell; but most of all because they offended Thee, my God, who art so good and deserving of all my love. (Kootch just waved 'goodnight' at 1712.) I firmly resolve, with the help of Thy grace, to confess my sins, to do penance, and to amend my life. Amen.'
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The only caveat was that, 'You must really mean it. Or else...' Oops.
The Jesuits provoked in me an interest in Metaphysics that later evolved into an interest in Philosophy, which eventually destroyed my religion. Be careful what you teach!
Concerning 'Free Will' I obviously don't have it, or else I'd weigh 180 instead of 230. But clearly I have 'choice' to some extent. It's just that some 'choices' are much more difficult to 'effect' than others. It's a 'logic' vs 'emotion' (L-brain/R-brain) problem. Slurp. Paradoxically, there are 'Systems' that amplify the 'logical (knowing) forces' by enhancing the 'emotional (doing) forces' of the mind (brain). They are sometimes fun to explore. Certain drugs (LSD for example) can initiate interest in such 'systems.' I have evolved my own individual 'system' based on 3.2 beer.
 

Nine is Enough

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The 14-beer hangover was ugly. Whew. Working on beer #2 at 1548. Sip. I don't have a 'plan' for this week, so I'll just list the links in my 'interesting file' and we'll see what follows from that. Beginning beer #3 at 1554. Yum.
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1) The Illusion of Free Will.
2) Pat Robertson Says Marijuana Should Be Legal.
3) The Magic Mushroom home that LSD built.
4) Seven Months of a Rotating Sun.
5) “I became obsessed with the idea that my boyfriend should be circumcised." From chapter 6 of Circumcision: The Painful Dilemma, about 45% downpage.
6) Brooklyn Infant Dies Following Circumcision.
7) Why Women Moan During Sex.
8) Flirting With The Great Satan?
9) A New Role for the 1%.
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Sipping on beer #4 at 1647. Buzzing slightly.

Friday, March 02, 2012

 

See you all next week.

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Was that not beautiful?
See you all next week.
Nighty-night!
 

My Beautiful Life.

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What happened today in my beautiful life?
I woke up. I got out of bed. I turned on our TVs.
I did my meds.
I popped open my first Diet Pepsi.
I remembered that it was Friday, blogday. I sipped DP.
I watched TV, including TiVo'd stuff.
I philosophized (to myself) regarding my existence.
I felt my underpants below my belt as I walked around. Fun! Sensual fun!
(I was wearing JMS white cotton size 12 hi-cuts. Beauty is - in my life - very sensual.)
I watched TiVo's morning programs, feeling my underpants around my upper thighs.
Eventually I (faint boom) took a shower. (That is another very complex blog post).
I enjoyed my shower as usual.
I slipped into yet another pair of white cotton Hi-cut panties. Just my size!
I went to Kaiser for a blood test. (boom)
I came home and enjoyed Kootch and my computer, and began doing my blog about three PM.
Since then I have been drinking beer, and writing this blog. Beer is beautiful.
 

Beauty is personal.

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Kootch just did a reprise, pottywise, at 2048. Very unusual. Go Gobo, girls!
Now what?
Sipping on beer #12 at 2055. Buzzing my brains out! Four beers left. Beauty: (tap) Auditory Beauty; Visual Beauty; Sensory Beauty. Ha! 'Beauty' is a result of sensation! Beauty is the ultimate perception in any given sensory category.
Sipping on beer 13 at 2132. Sip.
We need Beauty before we wrap this up.
 

Trusting God. Not!

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Reading Job just now I can understand why Israel considers the United States to be more reliable than God concerning 'national preservation.' History teaches lessons! Lesson learned! The Brick Testament is interesting in that regard. Hmm! Yahoo and O'bomber are scheduled to meet soon regarding Iranianian-Israeli-American relations. (Eheh. I'm secretly betting on April first! Should be fun to watch... on TV. Hopefully I'm wrong.) Sip. (Kootch just walked by on the way to the PT to pee (I presume). I'd asked her about the language in the 'panty photo' and she said that it could be either Chinese or Japanese. I think Japanese. She agreed. It figures: in a culture bent on limiting progeny, naughty photos would be suppressed and not commonly available on the internet. I'm wondering how the spike in male population has affected Chinese Culture sexually. Is Chinese Pussy finally paying off financially?! I'll bet it is! I'm also guessing that male sexual mutilation (circumcision)  would not be attractive in such a culture.
Kootch just walked by again on the way to the potty. Unusual, given that it has been less than an hour since her last visit. So I accosted her. She replied that in this particular case it was not liquid but fibrous in nature: 'Gobo,' She said.
Ah, so.
 

Sleeping With The Enemy.

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The Book of Job is interesting. It's about halfway down the second column. Try it.
Last night was ugly: I went to bed about 2200, and got to sleep at about 2300 (I like to 'cool off' in bed after a hot shower while contemplating and planning). The 'fun' (microwave radiation) began about 0330 and lasted until 1000 at which time I gave up and got up. Twelve hours in bed and I still feel somewhat sleep-deprived. It happens every night, of course, (tap) but last night was unusually lengthy in that regard. And they didn't even use full power! True, I am 'guestimating' based on experience, but I estimate that they used only about half of their total capacity over those 5 1/2 hours. Heating was a factor, as usual, but cold air blown into my bedroom next to me kept my body temp reasonably low. Also, they used pulsed radiation most of the time. I shielded (thump) my head (the prime target) with metal cookie sheets, but even so, unwanted rythmic (tap) muscular contractions in my face and neck kept me awake most of the time. Occasional dreams (tap) suggested that I got at least intermittent sleep. I am often able to judge the direction from which the microwave radiation is originating, and as usual, it was from both above (mostly) and below. I can feel the muscular contractions produced by pulsed radiation, but CW (continuous wave) radiation is less obvious. (Back from the fridge with beer #8 at 1826. Sip.) CW produces detectable heating, and skin effects like random stinging and skin-crawling sensations. There also seems to be a 'deep penetration' (thump) mode which produces bone pain. (Don't worry about your Cell Phone.) Gas, the historic method of harrassment, has been reduced to less than ten percent.
Question: Is microwave radiation ugly or beautiful?
Oops. Let me re-phrase that: Is microwave radiation, aimed at your close neighbors, ugly or beautiful? You decide.
 

Contemplating Beauty.

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Sipping on beer #1 at 1507. Sip. Let's listen to Mozart while I do some 'blog maintenance:' Piano Sonata in A major... Ok, maintence done at 1534, and I'm sipping on beer #2 (of 16) at 1535. The music is simple and beautiful. (Here is the second movement.) Speaking of 'beauty,' I found this interesting piece about 'Beholding Beauty' on CNN Health. 'Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.' Question: is this photo 'beautiful?' (Caution: woman hanging upside down on bar wearing yellow nylon panties.) I think so. One spectator seems to agree. What about this photo? Beautiful? Ugly? One spectator (Mama?) seems to think it's beautiful. I think it's ugly. You decide. Working on beer #4 at 1620. I've read this page. I think it's beautiful. What do you think?
Colorado Marijuana Legalization Qualifies for November Ballot. I think it's beautiful. Democracy is the least ugly of the alternatives, therefore 'beautiful.' (Working on beer #5 at 1645.) Booze can be both ugly and beautiful. Booze and Marijuana is beautiful. (But that is only my opinion.)
What about Chemistry? Is it beautiful? Is Carbon beautiful? It better be! You are mostly it!
Is LSD beautiful? Yes! (Ever tried it?)
What about The Bible? Is The Bible beautiful? Have you read it? No?

Friday, February 24, 2012

 

Tonight's Link Dump.

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Sipping on beer #9 at 1920. Sip. Enough for tonight. I need to do some fun stuff. Hmm... But first, add this site to your cache on 'sexual mutilation.'
When will we, as Americans, see our modern Jew-controlled Media acknowlege the obvious fact that routine infant circumcision is a National Tragedy?
Don't hold your breath, but stay tuned. Sip.
(Buzzing nicely as I return from the fridge with beer #10. Sip.) I shall now do 'The Interesting File:'
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Life Without God. Great idea! I've lived most of my life totally 'free of God,' with excellent results.
Inhaling Caffeine: Is this a good idea?! I think not. We shall see...
Chirping Rats and Stand-up Comics. I love rats! Indeed, one of my pet female rats (Wilma) was, for a time, my trans-species sexual pardner. Sounds wierd, I know, but it really is so: Occasionally when I petted her, her body would 'stiffen' and she would shiver for several seconds as I grasped her body tightly in my hand. There was no doubt in my mind that she was having an orgasm. After several instances of such behavior I thought, 'Wilma is ready for Freddy!' I went to the Pet Shop and bought a male rat who would otherwise have been sold for snake food. Fred and Wilma produced many little rats! Rats are intelligent, loving pets. Unfortunately they live only three or four years. I cried every time one of my pet rats died. I vowed to meet them all again at The Rainbow Bridge. See you there!
Parasitic Wasp no Match for Drunk Fly... Huh?
 

Circumcision is Good for the Jews.

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Which brings us to a concept suitable (error occured while saving) for inclusion in our definition of 'Culture War:' Information Tolerance. Rapid cultural change is possible only after the said culture has attained to some minimal level of Information Tolerance. (Kootch just waved 'Goodnight' at 1729. Time for The News...) Back with beer #7 at 1756. Sip. Afghanistan has not yet attained to a significant level of Information Tolerance.
America, on the other hand, has long celebrated 'diversity' as a National Cultural Asset. I must confess that - to me - 'diversity' seemed to be more of a cultural liability than a cultural asset; but now I see the light: Diversity fosters 'Information Tolerance!' Whowoulda thought!
And yet, in spite of mucho information supporting 'Intactivism' as a cogent national policy, America continues to sexually mutilate a huge segment of its newborn males. Why? True, the American circumcision rate has been going downhill for decades. But given what we now know about the human prepuce, why is circumcision (male sexual mutilation) still being practiced on a huge portion of American newborns? Culture War. Culture War inhibits the free flow of information within a larger society. American Jews, using their unique tribal sin of 'Anti-Semitism' have choked off the flow of information regarding the value of the human prepuce. The result is that Americans who rely on 'Jew-controlled media' for such information never receive that important information. A concomitant result is that the 'American Jewish Tribe' is not 'blamed' for the existing state of affairs, and that 'eligible Jewish males' are not currently thought of as 'sexual schlubs.'
 

Information Tolerance: A cultural Asset.

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Still working on beer #2 at 1532. Sip.
Culture War. Hmm. What a subject in need of a modern definition... But wait! I need to think about this... Ok, back from the fridge with beer #3 at 1543. Sip.
Clearly, 'circumcision' is a cultural issue, but you would never guess that from watching American TV. Hmm. 'War' is a big cultural issue, probably one of the biggest. Lots of 'war' stuff on American TV. Dead bodies everywhere. Americans love seeing dead bodies, especially those of the Enemy. Is there a word for that? Something-filia? Mortephilia? But aren't all cultures 'mortephilic' in some sense? Hmm. No culture war there... One thing is certain however: much of what we watch on TV every day is the stuff of 'Culture War.' We fight our culture wars with information. America is 'information tolerant.' That is a great cultural asset. All sorts of 'ideas' (information) are acceptable, with the result that we 'evolve' rapidly. Indeed, nowadays America is almost as evolved culturally as Western Europe. Sip. (Kootch is eating supper in her room as I type this: Dried sardines heated in the microwave, boiled spinach, kimchee, white rice, and Diakon.) By contrast, ancient cultures like Afghanistan are still 'information intolerant.' (Being gassed here; also face rad, causing nasal mucus and watering eyes.) Sip. The most current example is the violence caused by the recent 'Koran burning incident.' You can get killed for that in Afghanistan. And even in America it is not a good idea to go around burning bibles. (Back from the fridge with beer # 5 at 1652. I'm starting to have fun now!) (Kootch just walked by and flashed me a container of fresh strawberries. Unfortunately, that blew my 'train of thought.')
 

Re-reading and Researching...

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Working on Diet Pepsi #5 at 1308... Sip... Fourteen beers available including two left over from last week...
Looks like I'll continue from last week's post #3, which was the last halfway sober post... Lessee...
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'Shame on The Jews.' Huh? Not so fast! After rereading last week's posts the subject of 'Culture Wars' suggested itself as the theme for this week and I began the research, starting with my copy of Edward Wallerstein's book, Circumcision: An American Health Fallacy. Wallerstein was himself Jewish, and his 1980 book was a 'major event' in the anti-circ movement. True, Jewish physicians had been 'disproportunately prominent and vocal circumcision advocates,' but Jews had also been prominent anti-circumcisionists. (See the History of Circumcision website.) Whew. Working on beer #1 at 1454.
Not only did I discover a new website during my research, I also discovered a new word, 'Posthephobia' (irrational hatred of the foreskin). Hmm. I'm wondering what happens when the posthephobic meets the circumfetishist. Nothing good, I presume, except perhaps in the financial sense. (What is 'circumcision mood music' ?! The theme from the movie Halloween?)
Whew. Working on beer #2 at 1520. I need to publish this and start a new post. Sip.

Friday, February 17, 2012

 

Science and Mysticism - L brain; R brain.

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'Mysticism is the experience that life is not logic, that life is poetry... that life is a song. Mysticism is the the realisation that life is essentially unknowable. Mysticism declares that life consists of three categories: the known; the unknown; and the unknowable.'
Slurp!
I love it that words are so 'specific.'
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Ah love! Could you and I with Fate conspire,
To grasp this sorry scheme of things entire!
Would we not shatter it to bits... and then
Remold it nearer to the heart's desire?

Would but some Winged Angel ere too late
Arrest the yet unfolded roll of Fate
And in that stern recorder otherwise
Enregister, or quite obliterate!
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Glorious. Nighty-night!
 

The Poop Fairy?

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After publishing (tap) the previous post I went to the fridge for another beer and was treated to Rachael Maddow's closing comment on the subject of 'The Poop Fairy' (Poop version of tooth fairy). Funny! I loved it! You rock, Rachael! I am a fan! I love you!
Sipping on beer #11 at 2021. Sip. Now what?
Sipping on beer #12 at 2041. Sip. Now what?
God. Yes! My most recent conversation with the Jewish God WHTZSNM (last week) indicated to us all that God was quite angry. TMI seemed to be His existential problem. My guess is that as Humanity increases numberwise, God's 'Life' decreases qualitywise. TMI. God can't handle it. It was my 'guess' tonight when I dialed 666 on the Brown Telephone:
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gd: Hello?
me: our most recent conversation suggested to me that You were really, really pissed off.
gd: Congratulations. You got it right.
me: Thank You. Too Much Information? Really?
gd: Really. Toooooo much information! I can't handle (tap) it.
(Kootch just walked by on a visit to the potty.)
me: Can You give us an example of (thump) TMI?
gd: Yes.
me: And so?
gd: The Brown Plague.
me: Brown Plague?
gd: Brown stuff smacking me in the eyes constantly as I try to see other stuff.
me: From just below the surface of the water?
gd: Exactly.
me: Aha. I understand. Actually I don't blame you. Goodnight and good luck.
gd: Could you repeat that last transmission?
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Shhhh Don't Mention it!

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Buzzing beautifully on beer #8 at 1850. Sip. Now what? Sip. End of beer #8.
Back from the fridge with beer #9 at 1854, buzzing gloriously. Sip. Hmm...
'Culture War Issues?' Huh? I find the subject hilarious! Hil-fucking-arious! Are you serious?!
Infant Sexual Mutilation (circumcision) is not a 'culture war issue?!' Huh?!
OK. I'm convinced of our current National hocus pocus. Now the gloves come off.
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In reality, 'Routine Infant Circumcision' is indeed a current cultural issue in America. More and more Americans are choosing to prevent their 'medical savants' from sexually mutilating their newborn infant sons. As a result, America's circumcision rate has been dropping steadily for many years. Make no mistake about it, folks: This is War! Culture War!
(Shhhh. Don't mention it. Jews don't want you to mention it. Too anti-Semitic. 'I am a Jew. Love me or else...')
National (Jew-controlled) media has remained silent on this hot button cultural issue. The Jewish Tribe in America does not want you to know that they are losing this war! Slowly but surely, America is 'decircumcising' itself; doing National Foreskin Restoration - Jewish propaganda notwithstanding! And that's a good thing.
Shame on Wikipedia.
Shame on The Jews.
 

Japanese Pussy.

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Sipping on beer #5 at 1651. Kootch has hit the sack early after having a very strange Japanese supper which I am unable to describe here, but which included seaweed, eggs, white rice, and several colorful and exotic veggies. I credit Kootch's Japanese cooking with my long (76 years so far!) life. Back in the '50s when we got married in Tokyo I never suspected that a 'longer life' might be one of the many benefits of our unusual union. ('Pussy' was primary in those days.) Here is a small sample of her 'menu' which you can try at home: White rice, Fried eggs over easy, soy sauce. Chop up the eggs and mix into the rice with soy sauce. The combination of soy sauce and egg yoke gives the rice an addictive taste. Yum. Better than french fries...
Back from watching The News at 1808. Sipping on beer #7. Sip.
UNIQLOCK. Japanese girls dancing. I love it!

Oooo! And speaking of Japanese Girls... Yum!


QED?
 

All You Need is Love.

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Finished 'blog maintenance' and DP #6 at 1445... back from the fridge with beer #1! Sip. I'm already having 'connection problems' like last week. So far, I am able to reestablish the connection by 'resetting' (boom) the modem. Oh, and by the way, the 'connection icon' in the lower right part of the screen is back to normal since last weekend. Apparently 'they' did something to my cable connection which 'fixed' the icon. Now let's do the link dump:
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APOD: The Rosette Nebula. I love it! Did you have a nice Valentine's Day? I did. Valentine's Day is one of my favorites because I get to eat some of Kootch's candy. I got her the (nowadays) usual flowers too, of course: a dozen varicolored roses. Valentine's has always been a 'no sweat' day for us: neither of us has 'expectations.' ('Expectations bring disasters' Osho.) Kootch never gets me anything, but I always get her something. One year I got her only a half watermelon (because it was red and yummy). She loved it. I probably ate most of it. This year I did a new idea: I was due for a blood test that week, so I bought a dozen (tap) roses for the girls at Kaiser and got the test on Valentines day. The girls there really liked the flowers, and now I think I'll make it a yearly thingie. Next year I won't forget the candy!
Getting Grandma to try Pot. I love this video and you will too. We need to work together to get Cannabis removed from 'Schedule I.' Together we can!
Medical Marijuana Reduces Suicides: Study. I believe it.
Drive Launched to Inform Voters of Obama's Hostility to Marijuana. Eheh. Question: Then which Republican alternative should we vote for instead? Ron Paul, maybe? I think Obama is playing the political aspects of this question, and that we should not expect any 'presidential enlightenment' concerning the matter until after his (highly probable) re-election. Then... maybe. Let us hope.
I'm off to the fridge for beer #4 (of 15) at 1603, buzzing nicely... back with the beer at 1605 and Kootch just showed me our first rose 'casualty.' She often hangs them upside-down until they dry out completely, then she replaces them in the vase, where they still give visual pleasure. This particular rose had apparently 'keeled over' too much for that. 
Thus ends tonight's link dump. The other scheduled links don't fit in well with tonight's 'theme' so I'll save them for next week.
All You Need is Love. This Google link will take you where you want to go.
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Friday, February 10, 2012

 

Miscommunication?

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Beginning beer #11 at 2140. Sip. Buzzing nicely. 'Tonight's Question' suggests itself at this point, but I am 'totally clueless' in that regard. Let me think...
Ahh! 'How does God explain His total disregard of, and failure to act on, zillions of 'Prayer Requests' over those many years? Call God. Insist that He explain it to you if you can... and if He can.
Alright! I can! I dialed 666 on The Brown Telephone and 'extended the antenna.' God answered immediately.
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gd: Hello?
me: Question: Why don't You answer Prayer Requests? (Working on beer #12 at 2221.)
gd. Static.
me: Huh?
gd: TMI.
me: Too Much Information? Really?
gd: Overwhelming Information. And it gets worse by the day. It makes no sense. Back in the days of Adam, communication was crystal clear. Crystal clear! Glorious! But it went downhill from there: The Woman. Women are extremely 'verbal.' Eve spoiled it all. Understanding communication from Earth soon became problematic. I gave up after Cain and Abel. Fuck you all.
me: But we communicate, You and me!
gd: Unfortunately. (click)
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Ask For Nothing and Your Prayers Will Be Answered.

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Kootch has hit the sack. Sipping on beer #6 and #7. Oops. Back to the fridge with #7... Sip.
I've 'checked off' the items on tonight's 'list' already, so now the rest is 'gravy.' Lessee... Music... Question... Book...
Back from the fridge with beer #7 at 1911. Sip.
Music! We need music! Lessee... Mozart's Greatest Hits, part 1. You can go from there.
Tonight's Book: The Book: An Introduction to the Teachings of Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh. From R to Z. The first entry follows below:
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'RAIN. You are walking and suddenly it starts raining. Now you can make a problem out of it or you can enjoy it. (Frequent 'Blogger problems' as I try to write this. I may have to 'give it up.' Sip.) Both are dependent on your attitude.
  'You can start thinking, 'My clothes will become wet. Now I am in new shoes and they will be destroyed.' Or you can just relax and let the rain fall. You can start enjoying the music, the raindrops falling on you... the touch, the coolness and the freedom - and a totally new scene surrounds you. You relax and start enjoying it... you cherish it. Something in your heart starts opening and you are not worried about stupid things like shoes getting wet or that you might catch cold, or this and that... Just stupid things.
  'Such a beauty is pouring on you...
  'Try to find, in whatsoever is happening, the something beautiful that must be there...
  'A person who never asks for anything always gets many gifts from God.'
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(Needless to say, I am a huge fan of BSR.)
 

More is Better

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It seems to me fairly obvious that the links in post #1 share a sort of 'lowest common denominator.' Different folks could come up with different LCDs, of course; the 'subject' is complex. My current thinking as I buzz along on beer is that the LCD in this case is, 'Quality of Life.' Sip. Popped open beer #4 at 1655. I 'reason' thus:
You get one life. Therefore the 'quality' of that life is extremely important. 'Length' is another aspect of life, but Length is affected by Quality. Indeed, Length becomes undesirable in the absense of Quality. Hell, for example, is undesirable even though it lasts forever. Better be gone than burning. Nothing can be worse than burning forever.
It seems to me therefore, that the common denominator in the link dump in (1 below) is Ritual Infant Sexual Mutilation. RISM certainly destroys QOL. Indeed, some folks claim that RISM, although decreasing QOL, improves LOL! Hmmm? 'Circumcision' reduces QOL but improves LOL? Is that good? (time for the news... funny.)
For me, 'Depression' is the QOL link. Big Pharma sells lots of anti-depression drugs. Depression is a product of sexual frustration (among other causes). Sexual frustration (in both sexes) is a result of sexual mutilation (among other causes). I say this as a survivor of depressing childhood conditions: orgasms saved me from possibly lethal depression. Orgasms are extremely effective 'self-nurturing' events. More is better. Circumcision severely inhibits the effectiveness of masturbation (hence God loves circumcision). I would infer, based on God's dislike of orgasm, that He also disapproves of Cannabis Intoxication. God is not into 'fun.' God loves human suffering. More is better.
 

Tonight's Link Dump: The Lowest Common Denominator.

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TGIF again! Sipping on DP #5 at 1421. I'll do the links first, then the comments after the first beer. Blog 'maintenance' done at 1444; sipping on DP #6. Now for the links... Ok, finished DP #6 and Jewish Link #6 (in both cases my daily limit) so I'm sipping on beer #1 (of 16) at 1527. Sip. I'll do the drug links next.
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Jewish paper's column catches Secret Service's eye.
American Jews confront internal rancor over Israel.
Israel Went Too Far - American Free Press.
Intactivism News: Colorado senator thinks circumcision prevents Spina Bifida.
Senator Brandon Shaffer is Jewish.
Hassidic Hell: Jewish girl runs away from Orthodox roots.
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Over-Medicated America: How Big Pharma Greed Hooked the US.
Virgin Group Founder Joins Drug Policy Alliance Policy Board. Yay!
Medical Marijuana Reduces Suicides: Study.
Marijuana nearly doubles risk of collisions: CNN Health. (But read the 'fine print' (Comments)).
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Whew. That was work. Sip. Buzzing slightly as I finish beer #1. (At that point Kootch and I did today's M while I drank beer #2. Buzzing nicely at 1620 as I open beer #3. Sip. See the next Post for my 'LCD Unification Theory.' 

Friday, February 03, 2012

 

Goodnight.

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Hongry! I'll save the remaining beers for next week. Hang in there while I scarf down some Leftovers at 2200...
 

Naughty Art.

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Wow! Still snowing here in Denver at 2022. There must be at least 12 inches of it on top of the garages now at 2025. I don't suppose You Tube has any auditory 'snow' video... Darn.
Starting on beer #8 at 2037. Sip. Still snowing. Tonight must be the most sober blog night I have ever experienced given the amount of beer and whiskey available. A bit boring, actually. Last meal was sometime last night around 2200. Sip. Beer works, of course, as 'food,' so my blood sugar is probably in the 'acceptable range' below 120 or so... Sip.
Indeed, today was unusually 'lucid,' and would have been a great day to work on our TV system. Oh well... Sip.
Ahh! Here is a recent 'softporn' link which struck me as more of a photographic art piece than softporn. Do I dare show this on my blog?


Guess so...
 

Too, too sober...

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Beginning beer #4 at 1719. Sip. Huge snowflakes outside!
There was no detectable harrassment as I wrote the previous post. Also, even though I have no problem connecting to the Internet, the 'connection' icon in the lower right part of the screen constantly displays a red X, indicating a 'no connection' condition. Strange. This has been the case since last Saturday or Sunday. My guess is that 'they' have done a bit of 'rewiring' in the local cable system but have not been able to make the appropriate software changes in my computer. Interesting.
Sipping on beer #5 at 1809, after The News. Now what?
Tonight's Book: Simulations of God; the science of belief, by John C Lilly.
O...k... Hmm. Rewriting the word 'liberal.' Alright! This is another coup by Lawrence O'Donnell. (I had to 'reset the modem' while doing that last link. They're baaack...)
Just popped open beer #7 at 1925. Sip. Now what... Music! This might take a while... sip... sip... sip... Aha! 75 minutes of thunder and rain. I finally settled on this at 2012. Sip. Sorry.
 

Tonight's Link Dump

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Sipping on Diet Pepsi #6 at 1526, listening to CNN. Seems Israel is signaling it might attack Iran's nuclear program as early as April. (Now sipping on beer #1 at 1537. Sip. I've also turned on my favorite 'noise generator' in order to block distracting CNN info.)
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Speaking of Israel, Cannabis is 'An Effective Treatment for Cancer Patients.'
Speaking of Cannabis, You Tube ignores 1st Place Marijuana Legalization Question For Obama. Let's save it for the second term.
Joan Rivers smokes up on reality show. Naughty.
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Working on beer #2 at 1605. Huge snowflakes coming down outside. Sip.
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Why I Orgasmed in an MRI scanner. Why not.
APOD: Red Aurora over Australia. Appropriate!
Cosmic Log: Scientific visions that take the prize. Huge file of 'science stuff.'
Everything and Nothing: An interview with Lawrence M. Krauss. Why is there 'something' rather than 'nothing?' Apparently, 'nothingness' is too unstable to exist. 'Something' always pops up.
Put U.S. Supreme Court arguments on TV. The Court has recently demonstrated that it really needs close watching.
My Faith: What people talk about before they die. God? Heaven? Uh, no.
(Beginning beer #3 at 1659. This is work! Sip.)
Belief in Evolution boils down to a gut feeling. Emotion precedes Logic.
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Whew. That was work. Buzzing slightly at 1712. 

Friday, January 27, 2012

 

First Do No Harm.

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Sipping on whiskey at 2127. I am ecstatic at the apparent result of my recent medical 'procedure!' Clearly, the surgeon operated from an initial position of, 'First do no harm.' And I would add that he clearly intended to 'do good if possible.'
Time for me to sign off until next week. Meanwhile, you might be interested in yet another book: Thus Spoke Zarathrustra, by Frederick Nietzsche. Enjoy.
Nighty-night!
 

Tonight's Book.

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Sipping on beer #12 at 2024. Yum. I will continue to report on my progress following Cataract Surgery. Stay tuned. Now what? Sip. Lessee...
Tonight's Book: The Book (on the Taboo Against Knowing Who You Are). More Alan Watts:
'JUST AS TRUE HUMOR is laughter at oneself, true humanity is knowlege of oneself.' Go there if you dare.
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Tonight's question: Will you describe your most recent sexual encounter?
Tonight's answer: No.
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Science and Technology Rule!

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Two plus days later I am happy to report that the vision in my plasticised right eye far exceeds the vision in my still-organic left eye! Yes! Yes! Who needs Jesus! Not me!
My left brain is confused, of course. 'Whaaa...? This is not normal.' The suddenness of it all has confused the poor thing, apparently. My RB has been whispering sweet nothings across the Corpus Callosum land line: 'Relax. Go with the flow.' And I have been testing my LB from time to time by removing my glasses for a while. One thing has become very clear: 'Visual Focus and Concentration' is an agreed-upon scenerio between the two hemispheres - but subject to revision as necessary.' I like that.
And importantly, microwave radiation cannot 'cook' my Cyborg lens! Yes!
 

Becoming a Cyborg.

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I was pleasantly surprised by the reception I received at Kaiser. The people who 'received me' were obviously an integrated team who knew about the kind of apprehension their patients would be feeling. Their interaction and preparation relaxed me. I was very impressed. I relaxed, ready for anything.
When the time came to do 'the procedure' I was wheeled into the operating room, layed out on a table, and told to 'pray to Jesus.' (Just kidding there.) Kootch, meanwhile, went to the local caffeteria for a snack. Then it began. A nurse had inserted a venous catheter just in case I might need 'sedation' but I needed none. The surgeon positioned a very bright light just over my right eye. It was the brightest light I had ever seen. And colorful! Indeed, for the next 20 minutes or so, I was treated to a 'once-in-a-lifetime-for-that-eye' cascade of color as the defective lens was removed and the new plastic lens was installed. Wow! Wow! Wow! I remember saying that I had not 'seen such color since my last LSD Trip.' Indeed, those colors were much brighter than the ones I had experienced on LSD - uncomfortably bright - whereas those glorious LSD colors remain to this day unique and never duplicated, only memories. And not only bright colors but weird intense sounds as some sonic device attacked the defective lens (I think). (Being zapped by microwave radiation from my left side, judging by a sudden nasal sensation - stopped now at 1907.) When it was all over they wheeled me to the 'recovery area' where Kootch waited for me. It was over! They had installed the plastic lens. I had become a Cyborg.
 

Trusting the System.

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Beginning beer #5 at 1705 - which brings us to my HMO, Kaiser Permante:
My yearly vision exam had revealed the sorry state of vision in my right eye. (The eye at which 'they' had been aiming their IMW for many years.) The eye doctor therefore recommended Cataract Surgery. She informed me that both eyes had cataracts but that the right eye was severely impaired. I knew that, of course, and also knew that the 'procedure' would involve cutting into the eyeball, removing the lens, then replacing it with a manufactured substitute. Yuck. I dreaded the idea. My eyes were still good enough to 'get me through the day.' (Another Blogger problem. Reset.)
I reluctantly agreed to undergo 'the procedure.' I feared that Gerash would somehow 'become involved' and possibly 'buy a botch.' But the vision in that eye was already so bad that it didn't much matter at that point. I refrained from researching the subject on the internet (Kootch just waved 'goodnight') for fear of alerting Gerash. I was forced to 'trust the system.' I trusted. Very difficult, but I had no choice. I made the appointment (faint boom) on a public telephone. I didn't even tell Kootch until the day before.
On the appointed day (Wednesday) I secured the hallway door with the usual digital padlocks and we headed downtown to the Kaiser facility.
 

From Gas to Ovens. Jewish Revenge?

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Whew. Beertime! (At that point I got the dreaded Blogger Error occurred while saving message and had to reconnect to the internet. This is obviously a form of harrassment by Gerash and his 'people.' I spent almost an entire beer on the problem before pulling the plug and reconnecting. Sipping on beer #2 at 1529, buzzing slightly. Time to reread last week, which I remember as being 'slightly bizarre.' Will I still think so after a beer? We shall see... Ok, now I understand: I had multiple 'internet connection problems' as I was doing the blog last Friday. I only have those internet connection problems when I do my weekly blog. I think that my 'enemies' have 'hacked' the local cable connection - with the assistance of Comcast personnel - for the purpose of interfering with my blog and possibly also for the purpose of getting access to my computer. I therefore turn off the modem when I'm not using it. Overnight, I even go so far as to pull the power plug to the modem. (This also serves to 'reset' the modem and I don't have to call Comcast to do that for me.)
Those enemies also 'gas' me and 'microwave' me. The night-time gassings eventually got to be so intense that I was forced to install air intake fans in the bedroom, and exhaust fans in the living room. That settup worked so well that they abandoned 'gas' as their primary 'attack weapon' in favor of beamed microwaves. Apparently, they had been zapping me with a single IMW (Improvised Microwave Weapon) for many years, and as a result were technologically 'up to speed' in that regard. They acquired several more IMW devices and began attacking me from above and below, day and night. Those microwave attacks soon 'cooked' my corneas, resulting in cataracts which caused serious (tap) vision loss in both eyes. 
 

Seeing The Light.

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Working on Diet Pepsi #6 at 1341. (Sip). Been an interesting week. More on that later. Lessee, might as well get the 'link dump' done while I'm still sober:
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Cosmic Log: Space Station sees Southern Lights. You've probably seen this one on TV.
Organize your mind to organize your life. Interesting.
Do women feel more pain than men? Could be.
Games are taking over the world. I can vouch for that.
Magic Mushrooms trip up brain activity. I tried growing my own, once. Didn't work. At the end of the article were three interesting related links, two of which are below.
Drawings of an Acid-tripping artist.
Trippy Tales: The History of 8 Hallucinogens.
And finally, Microwaves really ruin everything. Including eyesight.
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