Sunday, September 07, 2014

 

100 Thumbs Down.

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The next 'order of business' for that male infant in the neo-natal ward would probably be 'circumcision,' a procedure in which the infant's penis would be stripped of the foreskin, an important protective, sensory, and mobility-enhancing part of the penis. Such a new and sudden 'procedure' would no doubt alarm the infant, who would certainly want a very convincing explanation for what was obviously going to be a sexual mutilation. No such 'explanation' would have been forthcoming. The infant's sexual organ would be mutilated in the most modern possible way, using the most modern possible mechanical devices (for example, Mogen Clamp (https://www.google.com/search?hl=en&source=hp&q=mogen+clamp&gbv=2&oq=moge&gs_l=heirloom-hp.1.7.0l10.5922.8469.0.14922.4.4.0.0.0.0.125.407.3j1.4.0....0...1ac.1.34.heirloom-hp..0.4.407.9TEmHRzc1mc). At which point the infant, lacking in civil and social protections would be helpless to confront the evil beings surrounding him, and would become 'Jewish' as his genital parts were amputated. Meanwhile, his future wife would also suffer future sexual degredation, unknowingly, and would not be able to 'delete thumbs.'
My guess is that the infant would invert 90 thumbs-up into 90 thumbs down. At least. As that infant matured and realized how seriously he had been damaged by circumcisiuon he would probably invert all Thumbs Up on Kaiser Permanente.
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