Friday, September 20, 2013
Johnny Carson: Honorary Jew?
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Back from the fridge with beer #5 at 1903. In the LR I noticed a Johnny Carson thingie on Entertainment Tonight. He was married 5 times?! Huh? When he got drunk he didn't become 'lovey-dovey' but became angry instead? Huh? I didn't know that about Johnny. It was for me an 'instant diagnostic moment:' Johnny Carson was circumcised! Prove me wrong if you can, but If I am correct, the 'Johnny Carson Syndrome' is all too prevalent in American life nowadays due to the extremely high American Circumcision Rate. The Johnny Carson Syndrome can be simply described as, 'Too much money; too little foreskin.'
Back from the fridge with beer #5 at 1903. In the LR I noticed a Johnny Carson thingie on Entertainment Tonight. He was married 5 times?! Huh? When he got drunk he didn't become 'lovey-dovey' but became angry instead? Huh? I didn't know that about Johnny. It was for me an 'instant diagnostic moment:' Johnny Carson was circumcised! Prove me wrong if you can, but If I am correct, the 'Johnny Carson Syndrome' is all too prevalent in American life nowadays due to the extremely high American Circumcision Rate. The Johnny Carson Syndrome can be simply described as, 'Too much money; too little foreskin.'
