Friday, September 13, 2013
Check Your Thingie.
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Sipping on beer #6 at 2042. Sip. CNN has a thingie on Marijuana with Sanjay Gupta. I am recording it. Sip. Back from the fridge with beer #6. Sip. Oh, and by the way, Frontier Airlines eventually transfered Bill to Denver Colorado! Bill had a brand new wife by then. They eventually broke up. Last I ever heard from Bill was a phone call to our unlisted number back in the '90s. I told him to never call me again. Bill seemed 'crushed.' We have kept our unlisted number since.
Which brings us to 'The Circumcision of America.'
American Jews, aware of previous American 'distain' for Jews (1930s), reinforced by Jewish 'penis envy,' and the obvious economic benefits to the Jewish Medical Establishment, reinvented Circumcision from a tribal/religious thingie into a 'medical thingie.' The Jews wanted to modify your thingie such that your thingie was not distinguishable from their thingie. Jews have known since Miamonides that circumcision 'weakens that organ,' and they were afraid that the circumcised (Jewish) penis would become something of a private joke in non-Jewish America, resulting in yet further tribal/religious denigration. Pussy would become much less available to Jewish men because Jewish women would be tempted to marry uncircumcised Goy males. And Marriage to non-Jewish females did not guarantee the child to be Jewish. Judaism would disappear in a modern communicative world.
Judaism needed ignorance in order to survive.
But more than ignorance, Judaism needed lies.
Sipping on beer #6 at 2042. Sip. CNN has a thingie on Marijuana with Sanjay Gupta. I am recording it. Sip. Back from the fridge with beer #6. Sip. Oh, and by the way, Frontier Airlines eventually transfered Bill to Denver Colorado! Bill had a brand new wife by then. They eventually broke up. Last I ever heard from Bill was a phone call to our unlisted number back in the '90s. I told him to never call me again. Bill seemed 'crushed.' We have kept our unlisted number since.
Which brings us to 'The Circumcision of America.'
American Jews, aware of previous American 'distain' for Jews (1930s), reinforced by Jewish 'penis envy,' and the obvious economic benefits to the Jewish Medical Establishment, reinvented Circumcision from a tribal/religious thingie into a 'medical thingie.' The Jews wanted to modify your thingie such that your thingie was not distinguishable from their thingie. Jews have known since Miamonides that circumcision 'weakens that organ,' and they were afraid that the circumcised (Jewish) penis would become something of a private joke in non-Jewish America, resulting in yet further tribal/religious denigration. Pussy would become much less available to Jewish men because Jewish women would be tempted to marry uncircumcised Goy males. And Marriage to non-Jewish females did not guarantee the child to be Jewish. Judaism would disappear in a modern communicative world.
Judaism needed ignorance in order to survive.
But more than ignorance, Judaism needed lies.
