Wednesday, July 24, 2013
Having Fun with your Weiner.
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Sipping on beer #2 at 1907. Sip. Six beers left, plus whiskey backup (Canadian Mist). Buzzing very slightly. The stalker is right above me, tapping at 'appropriate' times during sentence construction. I'll drown the dumb bastard out with some Simply Noise... Yep. Works every time.
Back with beer #3 at 1923. Sip.
Now what? Ah! Weiner is in the news again. (There is also 'other news' but this story seems to be the biggie at the moment.) Apparently his last name has had some significant effect on his 'personal psychology,' causing him to think and act like a 'weener' from time to time. I can't really blame him, because names can have significant effects on 'personality' when those names (first or last) point to culturally important concepts and/or ideas. Here's the 'gist:' Weiner apparently has an impressive 'weener,' which he has photographed from time to time and 'sexted' to various yum yums. So far, so yawn. But Weiner is prominent in politics also, and is in the running for the next mayor of New York City. Question: Should NYC voters consider the possibility that Mayor 'Weiner' might possibly morph into Mayor 'Weener' at some future point detrimental to New York City? Should the candidate's sexual predelictions be a consideration?
Well, that is for them to decide. My only interest in the matter is whether Weiner is circumcised, and whether Weiner is Jewish (I live waaaay west in Colorado). My guess is that Anthony Wiener is both, but I could be wrong. So... Wikipedia to the rescue! Ha. Anthony Weiner is Jewish. Now concerning the question of whether Weiner's weener is 'circumcised' I will leave it for you to investigate. Have fun.
Sipping on beer #2 at 1907. Sip. Six beers left, plus whiskey backup (Canadian Mist). Buzzing very slightly. The stalker is right above me, tapping at 'appropriate' times during sentence construction. I'll drown the dumb bastard out with some Simply Noise... Yep. Works every time.
Back with beer #3 at 1923. Sip.
Now what? Ah! Weiner is in the news again. (There is also 'other news' but this story seems to be the biggie at the moment.) Apparently his last name has had some significant effect on his 'personal psychology,' causing him to think and act like a 'weener' from time to time. I can't really blame him, because names can have significant effects on 'personality' when those names (first or last) point to culturally important concepts and/or ideas. Here's the 'gist:' Weiner apparently has an impressive 'weener,' which he has photographed from time to time and 'sexted' to various yum yums. So far, so yawn. But Weiner is prominent in politics also, and is in the running for the next mayor of New York City. Question: Should NYC voters consider the possibility that Mayor 'Weiner' might possibly morph into Mayor 'Weener' at some future point detrimental to New York City? Should the candidate's sexual predelictions be a consideration?
Well, that is for them to decide. My only interest in the matter is whether Weiner is circumcised, and whether Weiner is Jewish (I live waaaay west in Colorado). My guess is that Anthony Wiener is both, but I could be wrong. So... Wikipedia to the rescue! Ha. Anthony Weiner is Jewish. Now concerning the question of whether Weiner's weener is 'circumcised' I will leave it for you to investigate. Have fun.
