Friday, June 07, 2013
Teaching Masturbation.
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Now what... Hmm. Sip. Aha. Masturbation! How do you teach it?
Well, folks, it depends. Eheh. Sip.
So far as female masturbation is concerned, the teaching of it must be pretty much standard, and I know very little about it.
Problems arise only when you attempt to teach masturbation to a mixed class of male 'Normals' and male 'Circumcates.' Procedures differ depending on 'available personal equipment.'
'Normals' are not a problem: 'Simply grasp the erect penis in the dominant hand and 'work it up and down for a few minutes' until orgasm. Then fall asleep. No problem. Normals usually figure it all out for themselves in bed at night by the age of ten. The Problem arises with Circumcate Masturbation. It's complicated, and not at all obvious.
But Modern technology has rescued those unfortunate children: First, you need a lubricant. The lubricant will allow your hand to slip up and down on your penis. Buy the lubricant. Keep it secret from your parents. Apply the lubricant at night. Slip your dominant hand up and down on the lubricated penis until orgasm. Go to sleep. All circumcates 14 and over should be made aware of this glorious procedure in school.
Now, imagine Juicemedia (Jewish Media) as it 'secretes' the information - which is not for publication - to all concerned. Argh.
So Elders had to go.
(And she was a fucking pediatrician!)
Now what... Hmm. Sip. Aha. Masturbation! How do you teach it?
Well, folks, it depends. Eheh. Sip.
So far as female masturbation is concerned, the teaching of it must be pretty much standard, and I know very little about it.
Problems arise only when you attempt to teach masturbation to a mixed class of male 'Normals' and male 'Circumcates.' Procedures differ depending on 'available personal equipment.'
'Normals' are not a problem: 'Simply grasp the erect penis in the dominant hand and 'work it up and down for a few minutes' until orgasm. Then fall asleep. No problem. Normals usually figure it all out for themselves in bed at night by the age of ten. The Problem arises with Circumcate Masturbation. It's complicated, and not at all obvious.
But Modern technology has rescued those unfortunate children: First, you need a lubricant. The lubricant will allow your hand to slip up and down on your penis. Buy the lubricant. Keep it secret from your parents. Apply the lubricant at night. Slip your dominant hand up and down on the lubricated penis until orgasm. Go to sleep. All circumcates 14 and over should be made aware of this glorious procedure in school.
Now, imagine Juicemedia (Jewish Media) as it 'secretes' the information - which is not for publication - to all concerned. Argh.
So Elders had to go.
(And she was a fucking pediatrician!)
