Friday, August 17, 2012
Test Questions Answered.
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Sipping on beer #1 at 1817. Sip. I'm late because I wasn't sure I'd got enough sleep last night. (Bed at 2330. Heavy rad 0330-1130. Up at 1130.) Apparently I did. Sip. Rereading last week's blog I see that I forgot to 'flour' the frying surfaces of the Tofu slabs. You cooks out there no doubt caught that. And it looks like Blogger started in the 'older mode' this time.
The 'Myth Test!' 'My' version of the Judeo-Christian Myth is called Religious Satire. Now for the 'correct' answers to the test:
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1. a. WHTZSNM - 666. WHTZSNM stands for 'What's His Name.' (The Jewish god apparently has many names.) And 666 is the number of the 'Beast' in the Book of Revelation. I think...
2. a. Intelligent Design. God ordered Satan (later re-named, 'Lucifer') to re-recreate the world depicted in a movie He liked as He poked around in The Future. Lucifer (light bearer) and his team of angels required 20 million years to design that Universe.
3. a. Consonants only. Sounds weird. Really weird.
4. a. On the planet Hell, which is not too far (in astronomical terms) from the asteroid, Heaven. (Buzzing on beer #2 at 1850. Sip.)
5. a. A psychiatrist. Business is booming.
6. a. Panties smuggled in from Planet Hell.
7. a. 'Let there be Light?!' This very, very premature 'ejaculation' was supposed to be uttered only when God was totally alone.
8. a. Galileo. He had planned to present it to The Pope Urban VIII but changed his mind when The Inquisition placed him under house arrest. (Back from the fridge with beer #3 at 1907. Sip.)
9. Both a. and b. are correct. The temperature of Hell is very 'Earthlike.' The temperature of Heaven, on the other hand, is much, much colder. (See Kelvin.)
10. a. The middle finger. This was one of the modifications Galileo made to the Brown Telephone while under house arrest.
Sipping on beer #1 at 1817. Sip. I'm late because I wasn't sure I'd got enough sleep last night. (Bed at 2330. Heavy rad 0330-1130. Up at 1130.) Apparently I did. Sip. Rereading last week's blog I see that I forgot to 'flour' the frying surfaces of the Tofu slabs. You cooks out there no doubt caught that. And it looks like Blogger started in the 'older mode' this time.
The 'Myth Test!' 'My' version of the Judeo-Christian Myth is called Religious Satire. Now for the 'correct' answers to the test:
----------
1. a. WHTZSNM - 666. WHTZSNM stands for 'What's His Name.' (The Jewish god apparently has many names.) And 666 is the number of the 'Beast' in the Book of Revelation. I think...
2. a. Intelligent Design. God ordered Satan (later re-named, 'Lucifer') to re-recreate the world depicted in a movie He liked as He poked around in The Future. Lucifer (light bearer) and his team of angels required 20 million years to design that Universe.
3. a. Consonants only. Sounds weird. Really weird.
4. a. On the planet Hell, which is not too far (in astronomical terms) from the asteroid, Heaven. (Buzzing on beer #2 at 1850. Sip.)
5. a. A psychiatrist. Business is booming.
6. a. Panties smuggled in from Planet Hell.
7. a. 'Let there be Light?!' This very, very premature 'ejaculation' was supposed to be uttered only when God was totally alone.
8. a. Galileo. He had planned to present it to The Pope Urban VIII but changed his mind when The Inquisition placed him under house arrest. (Back from the fridge with beer #3 at 1907. Sip.)
9. Both a. and b. are correct. The temperature of Hell is very 'Earthlike.' The temperature of Heaven, on the other hand, is much, much colder. (See Kelvin.)
10. a. The middle finger. This was one of the modifications Galileo made to the Brown Telephone while under house arrest.
