Friday, August 31, 2012
Oh Canada!
(4)
Well into beer #8. Damn this is fun! Now what...? Ancient Horseshit! Yas! Sip.
With two beers left I have decided to do a double shot of Canadian Mist! Oh Canada! (I mixed up a double shot of CM and Diet Pepsi and am 'recovering' from a vicious attack of MR which resulted in much sneezing and mucus flowing. Snuff. Sip. Whoever is zapping me is not particularly 'Canadaphilic.'
I forgot what it was that I was about to expound about. Sip. End of CM. Yum!
Buzzing furiously at 1757. Cough.
Back from the fridge with beer #9 at 2000. Buzzing gloriously. Now what?
Aha! Reliable Information! Yes!
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There are two types of 'information:' Ancient Information (1) and Modern Information (2). Obviously, Modern Information always trumps Ancient Information. This very obvious fact nullifies all of Ancient Information! But here is the problem: 'Information' does not exist except in the brains of modern people. Furthermore, such information blossoms from day to day such that most of us are 'left behind' in the resulting flow. Every new day produces new information. But not everybody becomes aware of that situation. Many people are surprised by new information. 'Huh?'
And that's a good thing.
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Sip. Learn! Learn every day! That is your mission on Earth!
Well into beer #8. Damn this is fun! Now what...? Ancient Horseshit! Yas! Sip.
With two beers left I have decided to do a double shot of Canadian Mist! Oh Canada! (I mixed up a double shot of CM and Diet Pepsi and am 'recovering' from a vicious attack of MR which resulted in much sneezing and mucus flowing. Snuff. Sip. Whoever is zapping me is not particularly 'Canadaphilic.'
I forgot what it was that I was about to expound about. Sip. End of CM. Yum!
Buzzing furiously at 1757. Cough.
Back from the fridge with beer #9 at 2000. Buzzing gloriously. Now what?
Aha! Reliable Information! Yes!
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There are two types of 'information:' Ancient Information (1) and Modern Information (2). Obviously, Modern Information always trumps Ancient Information. This very obvious fact nullifies all of Ancient Information! But here is the problem: 'Information' does not exist except in the brains of modern people. Furthermore, such information blossoms from day to day such that most of us are 'left behind' in the resulting flow. Every new day produces new information. But not everybody becomes aware of that situation. Many people are surprised by new information. 'Huh?'
And that's a good thing.
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Sip. Learn! Learn every day! That is your mission on Earth!
