Friday, August 31, 2012
God Hates Orgasms.
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That 'lubrication effect' of the foreskin is also what makes male masturbation so obvious and easy and appealing to young boys, of course. Abraham hated it. Why? Nobody knows. In any case he became a circumfetishist. He chopped off his own foreskin and his sons' foreskins, claiming that God would consider that sacrifice sufficient for a racial agreement (or covenant) obligating God to befriend the Jews ad infinitum.
Muslims, after reading both the Old (faint boom) and New Testaments, and formulating (tap) their own plagaristic version of those ancient texts, also recommended circumcision, possibly based on the Jewish belief of eternal friendship with God. Whatever.
That 'lubrication effect' of the foreskin is also what makes male masturbation so obvious and easy and appealing to young boys, of course. Abraham hated it. Why? Nobody knows. In any case he became a circumfetishist. He chopped off his own foreskin and his sons' foreskins, claiming that God would consider that sacrifice sufficient for a racial agreement (or covenant) obligating God to befriend the Jews ad infinitum.
Muslims, after reading both the Old (faint boom) and New Testaments, and formulating (tap) their own plagaristic version of those ancient texts, also recommended circumcision, possibly based on the Jewish belief of eternal friendship with God. Whatever.
