Friday, October 28, 2011
Yeesh.
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Whew! That was like expelling a huge buildup of shit, with laxatives. I hate this Microsoft browser. Slurp. Oh, speaking of 'shit,' Gerash apparently likes to 'intercept' occasional samples of mine from time to time, judging by our toilet 'behavior.' Apparently there is a 'divert valve' in 104 which can be used to shunt shit from the 'waste line' to a 'Poop tank' down there. The valve can then be reset to 'normal.' The problem seems to be that 'timing' is critical. Flipping the valve too soon or too late causes strange behavior in our potty, including unflushed shit. Garash is apparently hooked on my shit. Yes, I know the theory is 'out there' but it is the only theory which 'explains the facts.' Yeesh.
Whew! That was like expelling a huge buildup of shit, with laxatives. I hate this Microsoft browser. Slurp. Oh, speaking of 'shit,' Gerash apparently likes to 'intercept' occasional samples of mine from time to time, judging by our toilet 'behavior.' Apparently there is a 'divert valve' in 104 which can be used to shunt shit from the 'waste line' to a 'Poop tank' down there. The valve can then be reset to 'normal.' The problem seems to be that 'timing' is critical. Flipping the valve too soon or too late causes strange behavior in our potty, including unflushed shit. Garash is apparently hooked on my shit. Yes, I know the theory is 'out there' but it is the only theory which 'explains the facts.' Yeesh.
