Friday, October 28, 2011
It's The Money, Honey
(2)
Sip. I predict this blog will go downhill rapidly. Sip. Buzzing brains out!
Sniff. Last sniff of beer #2 at 1517. Off to the fridge for beer #3... Back at 1519. Candy is on CNN talking with Wolf about Herman. Eheh. CNN played right into my hands. Yas. Let's do a little thingie on Herman Cain. Shall we? Yes we shall:
Herman Cain seems to be an unemployed former CEO who is both 'running for the Republican Presidential Nomination' and 'doing a book tour.' Multi-tasking! I am, of course, impressed. But Cain is not a serious candidate. Here's why:
Strike 1: Cain is black, not half-white like Obama.
Strike 2: Cain is named after the second moral disaster in Jewish Mythology (Very Old and Odious Testament (AKA VOOT)): Cain killed his brother, Abel. We tend to 'act out' our names, psychologically speaking.
Strike 3: Cain is a former CEO of a company called 'Godfather's Pizza.' Heh. Acting out.
Strike 4. Cain is actually a 'Jewish Joke' on the American People, perpetrated by the Koch Brothers. At least one of the Koch Brothers contributes to various PBS programs that I watch, so they can't be all bad. I've created a little poem about Herman Cain:
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Herman Cain: a Jewish joke;
Brought to you by Brothers Koch.
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Herman Cain: Not exactly Economicus Cognicious.
I have been literally laughing out loud at every 'political commentator' on American TV who 'doesn't seem to get it' because they all work for various Jew-dominated television networks. They know it as well as I do, but they just can't say it!
It is the money, honey. Ain't it always?
Sip. I predict this blog will go downhill rapidly. Sip. Buzzing brains out!
Sniff. Last sniff of beer #2 at 1517. Off to the fridge for beer #3... Back at 1519. Candy is on CNN talking with Wolf about Herman. Eheh. CNN played right into my hands. Yas. Let's do a little thingie on Herman Cain. Shall we? Yes we shall:
Herman Cain seems to be an unemployed former CEO who is both 'running for the Republican Presidential Nomination' and 'doing a book tour.' Multi-tasking! I am, of course, impressed. But Cain is not a serious candidate. Here's why:
Strike 1: Cain is black, not half-white like Obama.
Strike 2: Cain is named after the second moral disaster in Jewish Mythology (Very Old and Odious Testament (AKA VOOT)): Cain killed his brother, Abel. We tend to 'act out' our names, psychologically speaking.
Strike 3: Cain is a former CEO of a company called 'Godfather's Pizza.' Heh. Acting out.
Strike 4. Cain is actually a 'Jewish Joke' on the American People, perpetrated by the Koch Brothers. At least one of the Koch Brothers contributes to various PBS programs that I watch, so they can't be all bad. I've created a little poem about Herman Cain:
----------
Herman Cain: a Jewish joke;
Brought to you by Brothers Koch.
----------
Herman Cain: Not exactly Economicus Cognicious.
I have been literally laughing out loud at every 'political commentator' on American TV who 'doesn't seem to get it' because they all work for various Jew-dominated television networks. They know it as well as I do, but they just can't say it!
It is the money, honey. Ain't it always?
