Friday, July 22, 2011
A Very Ducky Situation.
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Whoa! I just found two undrunk beers in the 'fridge' at 2150.
Aflac! Whataduck!
Sip. Cheers!
I'm thinking about how 'Aflac' might make a little money in the current circumcision environment. Hmm. Ok, hows about this: A couple discovers that 'they are preggers.' The newborn is due in about 7 months. They have not yet 'tested for sex,' but they want to buy some Foreskin Insurance just in case of some sort of 'mixup' in the hospital pediatrician department. They want to insure their (possible) future son's foreskin against unwanted 'severance' at the local hospital. They therefore buy 'foreskin insurance' from Aflack for a flat fee of 50 dollars per male child.
Aflac, in turn, issues a 'certificate of guaranteed penile intactness' to the parents involved, and furtheremore issues a 'letter of instruction' to the said hospital to the effect that, no matter what, no cutting of the infants' genitalia will be allowed without further parental consultation. Period!
The various lawyers involved analyze the situation and find that the parental demand is totally rational, AND binding. The hospital therefore flags that continuing relationship as, 'NOCUT! No matter what!'
Huge numbers of Jewish pediatricians are affected. Many Jewish Mohels (pronounced, 'mo-yell') fall into poverty as Jews turn to more reliable and experienced 'cutters.' Most of those 'Mo-yells' become 'butcher's assistants' at local supermarket supply outlets specializing in 'pork cuts.' The Mohel market suffers immensely.
Whoa! I just found two undrunk beers in the 'fridge' at 2150.
Aflac! Whataduck!
Sip. Cheers!
I'm thinking about how 'Aflac' might make a little money in the current circumcision environment. Hmm. Ok, hows about this: A couple discovers that 'they are preggers.' The newborn is due in about 7 months. They have not yet 'tested for sex,' but they want to buy some Foreskin Insurance just in case of some sort of 'mixup' in the hospital pediatrician department. They want to insure their (possible) future son's foreskin against unwanted 'severance' at the local hospital. They therefore buy 'foreskin insurance' from Aflack for a flat fee of 50 dollars per male child.
Aflac, in turn, issues a 'certificate of guaranteed penile intactness' to the parents involved, and furtheremore issues a 'letter of instruction' to the said hospital to the effect that, no matter what, no cutting of the infants' genitalia will be allowed without further parental consultation. Period!
The various lawyers involved analyze the situation and find that the parental demand is totally rational, AND binding. The hospital therefore flags that continuing relationship as, 'NOCUT! No matter what!'
Huge numbers of Jewish pediatricians are affected. Many Jewish Mohels (pronounced, 'mo-yell') fall into poverty as Jews turn to more reliable and experienced 'cutters.' Most of those 'Mo-yells' become 'butcher's assistants' at local supermarket supply outlets specializing in 'pork cuts.' The Mohel market suffers immensely.
