Friday, July 01, 2011
Point, Moving.
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Kootch has long-since hit the sack. We are alone (buzzing nicely on beer #10). Hmm. I need to contact the Jewish god WHTZSNM regarding 'current events.' Q: 'What events?' A: 'Ha! Life's Little Mysteries.' I dialed 666 on The Brown Telephone and then 'extended the antenna:' God answered immediately:
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Gd: Hello?
me: Hi.
Gd: Yez?
me: I'm wondering about the first few microseconds.
Gd: Of what?
me: The Universe.
Gd: You expect ME to answer that question?!
me: Um... no, actually.
Gd: Is this a crank call?
me: (click)
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I then dialed Lucifer, who answered immediately:
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lu: Hello?
me: I have a Science Question.
lu: Shoot.
me: I'm wondering about the first few microseconds.
lu: Standby while I check my records... Ok. Can you repeat the question?
me: I'm wondering about the first few microseconds.
lu: First few microseconds of...?
me: The Universe.
lu: I thought so, knowing you.
me: And?
lu: Words and concepts cannot describe that period. I cannot answer your question. Anything else?
me: What is the closest you can come, wordwise?
lu: 'Point.'
me: I thought so!
lu: Jesus sends His felicitations. He likes you.
me: Please reciprocate. Now please tell me the very next word which comes to mind regarding 'the beginning.'
lu: 'moving.'
me: Aha!
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Kootch has long-since hit the sack. We are alone (buzzing nicely on beer #10). Hmm. I need to contact the Jewish god WHTZSNM regarding 'current events.' Q: 'What events?' A: 'Ha! Life's Little Mysteries.' I dialed 666 on The Brown Telephone and then 'extended the antenna:' God answered immediately:
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Gd: Hello?
me: Hi.
Gd: Yez?
me: I'm wondering about the first few microseconds.
Gd: Of what?
me: The Universe.
Gd: You expect ME to answer that question?!
me: Um... no, actually.
Gd: Is this a crank call?
me: (click)
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I then dialed Lucifer, who answered immediately:
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lu: Hello?
me: I have a Science Question.
lu: Shoot.
me: I'm wondering about the first few microseconds.
lu: Standby while I check my records... Ok. Can you repeat the question?
me: I'm wondering about the first few microseconds.
lu: First few microseconds of...?
me: The Universe.
lu: I thought so, knowing you.
me: And?
lu: Words and concepts cannot describe that period. I cannot answer your question. Anything else?
me: What is the closest you can come, wordwise?
lu: 'Point.'
me: I thought so!
lu: Jesus sends His felicitations. He likes you.
me: Please reciprocate. Now please tell me the very next word which comes to mind regarding 'the beginning.'
lu: 'moving.'
me: Aha!
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