Friday, July 01, 2011
Pants Peeing Weather in Colorado
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Today is July one, of course. No wonder it has been so hot lately! But us Colorado inhabitants find Summertime easier than most folks do because of our low humidity. I love Colorado! Indeed, July weather is what I have called, 'pants peeing weather.' Really. So is August. So is September. The Colorado humidity is generally so low in the summertime that if you pee in your pants they will be dry again in about one hour. We love that about Colorado! (But don't spread it around; we already have plenty of citizens.) Are you 'the tourist type?' Want to test my claims? Have a little money to spend? Then by all means check out Colorado! (Being gassed with RLG.) We have plenty of parks. Unfortunately you will probably miss our yearly Cherry Creek Art Festival, happening now, but there's always next year. Parkwise, I would recommend DeCovend Park in Littleton for you pants peers. Been there, done that. Fun! I have not investigated any other local parks, however. Be discrete. The ACSD has an 'underwear division.'
Today is July one, of course. No wonder it has been so hot lately! But us Colorado inhabitants find Summertime easier than most folks do because of our low humidity. I love Colorado! Indeed, July weather is what I have called, 'pants peeing weather.' Really. So is August. So is September. The Colorado humidity is generally so low in the summertime that if you pee in your pants they will be dry again in about one hour. We love that about Colorado! (But don't spread it around; we already have plenty of citizens.) Are you 'the tourist type?' Want to test my claims? Have a little money to spend? Then by all means check out Colorado! (Being gassed with RLG.) We have plenty of parks. Unfortunately you will probably miss our yearly Cherry Creek Art Festival, happening now, but there's always next year. Parkwise, I would recommend DeCovend Park in Littleton for you pants peers. Been there, done that. Fun! I have not investigated any other local parks, however. Be discrete. The ACSD has an 'underwear division.'
