Friday, July 08, 2011
Improving the Good Earth
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But clearly Jews are not the only group which suffers in that regard. All 'circumcates' have those 'issues.' Even boys who are circumcised later in life against their will (Huge blast of 'face rad' as I wrote that - the usual violent sneezing reaction accompanied by copious mucus flows and watering eyes -> LR.) might allow (even insist on) circumcision of their sons. My brother David is apparently an example of that.
Reverse results obviously occur, especially in the post-pubescent years when circumcates understand how seriously they were damaged by infant sexual mutilation. This is happening all over the world nowadays as a result of The Internet. Circumcision will soon become extinct except for the usual isolated groups of religious 'looney tunes.' As Jesus once said: 'The Looney Tunes you will always have with you.'
A related link:
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Why so many animals evolved to masturbate. My conjecture in that regard is that our 'ancestors' inherited the practice because it mitigated the incessant 'fight for pussy,' thus allowing dominants to 'improve the species' while at the same time allowing for the emergence of powerful new genes in the large pool of 'second class males.' Those rare new genes occasionally 'proved the pudding' so to say. In recent man the practice of masturbation - a powerful 'self nurturing' procedure - allowed powerful leaders to retain large numbers of warrior class males while simultaneously avoiding 'pussy fights' which might destroy that dominant leader. The (beer #7 at 1940) eventual realization by certain powerful leaders that infant circumcision 'crippled the competion' led to its widespread cultural use thousands of years ago. Unfortunate! But the most compelling argument states that 'old sperm is spoiled sperm,' and that frequent male masturbation insures that the lucky female will have optimal male DNA when conceiving, and therefore optimal chances to produce a healthy, functional child. This was the winning argument. Male sexual mutilation will soon disappear from The Good Earth as a result of the current worldwide ability to communicate.
But clearly Jews are not the only group which suffers in that regard. All 'circumcates' have those 'issues.' Even boys who are circumcised later in life against their will (Huge blast of 'face rad' as I wrote that - the usual violent sneezing reaction accompanied by copious mucus flows and watering eyes -> LR.) might allow (even insist on) circumcision of their sons. My brother David is apparently an example of that.
Reverse results obviously occur, especially in the post-pubescent years when circumcates understand how seriously they were damaged by infant sexual mutilation. This is happening all over the world nowadays as a result of The Internet. Circumcision will soon become extinct except for the usual isolated groups of religious 'looney tunes.' As Jesus once said: 'The Looney Tunes you will always have with you.'
A related link:
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Why so many animals evolved to masturbate. My conjecture in that regard is that our 'ancestors' inherited the practice because it mitigated the incessant 'fight for pussy,' thus allowing dominants to 'improve the species' while at the same time allowing for the emergence of powerful new genes in the large pool of 'second class males.' Those rare new genes occasionally 'proved the pudding' so to say. In recent man the practice of masturbation - a powerful 'self nurturing' procedure - allowed powerful leaders to retain large numbers of warrior class males while simultaneously avoiding 'pussy fights' which might destroy that dominant leader. The (beer #7 at 1940) eventual realization by certain powerful leaders that infant circumcision 'crippled the competion' led to its widespread cultural use thousands of years ago. Unfortunate! But the most compelling argument states that 'old sperm is spoiled sperm,' and that frequent male masturbation insures that the lucky female will have optimal male DNA when conceiving, and therefore optimal chances to produce a healthy, functional child. This was the winning argument. Male sexual mutilation will soon disappear from The Good Earth as a result of the current worldwide ability to communicate.
