Friday, July 08, 2011
Holy in, Holy Out
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me: And the answer is?
lu: God is extremely sensitive to crap. Even the word irritates Him. Your use of the word, 'crap' (tap) is probably what turned him off.
me: Interesting. Please continue.
lu: He developed that psychological quirk soon after ancient Jews began to jokingly refer to 'poop' as 'holy crap.'
me: Holy? Why 'holy?'
lu: It was a reaction to the idea of 'Kosher.'
me: Aha!
lu: Holy in, holy out. It's an ancient idea.
me: 'Holy Communion' seems to fit in with that idea.
lu: Quite right.
me: Thank you very much! Give my regards to Jesus!
lu: Done.
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me: And the answer is?
lu: God is extremely sensitive to crap. Even the word irritates Him. Your use of the word, 'crap' (tap) is probably what turned him off.
me: Interesting. Please continue.
lu: He developed that psychological quirk soon after ancient Jews began to jokingly refer to 'poop' as 'holy crap.'
me: Holy? Why 'holy?'
lu: It was a reaction to the idea of 'Kosher.'
me: Aha!
lu: Holy in, holy out. It's an ancient idea.
me: 'Holy Communion' seems to fit in with that idea.
lu: Quite right.
me: Thank you very much! Give my regards to Jesus!
lu: Done.
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