Friday, June 17, 2011
So Disgusting.
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I'm outa beer at 2119! Argh. I am now sipping on Whiskey Backup in the form of Canadian Mist and Diet Pepsi. I will continue my 'Theory of My Life' next week. Sip.
Is there at least one link for tonight?! Standby...
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Russell Crowe apologizes.
How to Deal With a Sociopath.
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Hmm! I decided to call The Jewish God on the Brown Telephone. I dialed 666 and 'extended the antenna:' God answered immediately.
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gd: Hello?
me: I forgot why I called.
gd: I'm not very busy at the moment...
me: Sex. I'm sure it's related to sex.
gd: Better not be masturbation.
me: I can't recall... wait...
gd: Yez?
me: Orgasm. Yes. Orgasm!
gd: You are so disgusting. You need to contact Lucifer. (Hangs up).
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I'm outa beer at 2119! Argh. I am now sipping on Whiskey Backup in the form of Canadian Mist and Diet Pepsi. I will continue my 'Theory of My Life' next week. Sip.
Is there at least one link for tonight?! Standby...
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Russell Crowe apologizes.
How to Deal With a Sociopath.
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Hmm! I decided to call The Jewish God on the Brown Telephone. I dialed 666 and 'extended the antenna:' God answered immediately.
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gd: Hello?
me: I forgot why I called.
gd: I'm not very busy at the moment...
me: Sex. I'm sure it's related to sex.
gd: Better not be masturbation.
me: I can't recall... wait...
gd: Yez?
me: Orgasm. Yes. Orgasm!
gd: You are so disgusting. You need to contact Lucifer. (Hangs up).
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