Friday, May 20, 2011

 

Whew!

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Working on beer #10 at 1935 (thump above). Kootch has closed her bedroom door. Hmm. Judgement Day. Hmm. I decided to call the Jewish God WHTZSNM on The Brown Telephone. I dialed 666 and 'extended the antenna.' God answered immediately:
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gd: Hello?
me: Tell me about Judgement Day.
gd: What do you want to know?
me: Should I worry?
gd: Yes. YOU should REALLY worry.
me: Do You have a date?
gd: Of course.
me: May I know it?
gd: Uh-uh.
me: Soon?
gd: Of course!
me: Just around the corner?
gd: Yes! You are very perceptive! I AM impressed!
me: Tomorrow?
gd: Uh-uh. Try again.
me: Whew. (click)
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