Friday, April 22, 2011
Judas Burning
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I promised to answer the question of Judas. Is Judas in Heaven? Is Judas in Hell? Only I have the Brown Telephone - a direct link to the Jewish god Whtzsnm. It is therefore my duty to investigate the answer to that question. I dialed 666 on the Brown Telephone and 'extended the antenna.' God answered immediately:
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me: I'm calling about Judas. Where is Judas?
gd: Which 'Judas?'
me: Judas Iscariot.
gd: Ahh! That Judas! He's burning in Hell.
me: Why?
gd: He betrayed Jesus.
me: But it was 'prophesied.' He 'had to do it.' It was his job.
gd: Too bad. He burns even as we speak.
me: Thank You.
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I promised to answer the question of Judas. Is Judas in Heaven? Is Judas in Hell? Only I have the Brown Telephone - a direct link to the Jewish god Whtzsnm. It is therefore my duty to investigate the answer to that question. I dialed 666 on the Brown Telephone and 'extended the antenna.' God answered immediately:
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me: I'm calling about Judas. Where is Judas?
gd: Which 'Judas?'
me: Judas Iscariot.
gd: Ahh! That Judas! He's burning in Hell.
me: Why?
gd: He betrayed Jesus.
me: But it was 'prophesied.' He 'had to do it.' It was his job.
gd: Too bad. He burns even as we speak.
me: Thank You.
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