Tuesday, March 29, 2011
Tonight's Wrap-up
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Tonight's blog is getting boring now that I have lost format control. So I'll wrap this up with a call to Lucifer:
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lu: Hello?
me: I just got off the phone with god. We discussed his 'future-phobia' problem. He seems to be totally unable to understand logical processes.
lu: That is the major symptom of dumbassjewdopia. He has never known anything beyond 'abra-cada-bra' and 'hocus-pocus.' His prognosis is decidedly dim.
me: Given my recent experience I can only agree. How's Freud doing down there?
lu: You must mean, 'out there.'
me: Of course.
lu: Quite well. In fact, Jesus is one of his most recent clients.
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Tonight's blog is getting boring now that I have lost format control. So I'll wrap this up with a call to Lucifer:
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lu: Hello?
me: I just got off the phone with god. We discussed his 'future-phobia' problem. He seems to be totally unable to understand logical processes.
lu: That is the major symptom of dumbassjewdopia. He has never known anything beyond 'abra-cada-bra' and 'hocus-pocus.' His prognosis is decidedly dim.
me: Given my recent experience I can only agree. How's Freud doing down there?
lu: You must mean, 'out there.'
me: Of course.
lu: Quite well. In fact, Jesus is one of his most recent clients.
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