Friday, January 21, 2011
Contacting Jesus
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Clearly, Jesus had considered the possibility that - since I had not called him before his arrival on the planet Hell - I might have forgot his number. Jesus' 'message' to me was therefore obvious: 'Call me!'
I dialed 123 on the Brown Telephone.
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js: About time!
me: Sorry. Been very busy.
js: I understand. You are so very interesting! I missed you...
me: I missed you too. Sorry I missed your arrival in Hell. Was it traumatic?
js: Scary. Very scary.
me: I'll bet!
js: Yup.
me: My readers will absolutely love the news!
js: I know.
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Clearly, Jesus had considered the possibility that - since I had not called him before his arrival on the planet Hell - I might have forgot his number. Jesus' 'message' to me was therefore obvious: 'Call me!'
I dialed 123 on the Brown Telephone.
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js: About time!
me: Sorry. Been very busy.
js: I understand. You are so very interesting! I missed you...
me: I missed you too. Sorry I missed your arrival in Hell. Was it traumatic?
js: Scary. Very scary.
me: I'll bet!
js: Yup.
me: My readers will absolutely love the news!
js: I know.
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