daily scratchpad

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Whew. I then decided to contact Lucifer:
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lu: Hello?
me: This is a test.
lu: I know. They don't know.
me: Whew.
lu: With the possible exception of The Holy Fucking Ghost.
me: Uhoh.
lu: Right. I suggest that you dial 321 immediately.
me: Thanks!
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I then dialed 321 on the Brown Telephone and extended the antenna. hg answered immediately.
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hg: ?
me: Do you have any fingers?
hg: -
me: Interesting. Do You have a Brown Telephone?
hg: -
me: How can you know what I am signaling?
hg: ***
me: Huh? Sheer Fucking Intelligence?!
hg: +
me: %-@;=?!
hg: ...
me: I forgive You. Don't do that again.
hg: ,
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