daily scratchpad

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I am now out of ideas for tonight's blog. Sip. Almost 4 beers left. Sip. I need inspiration. Sip.
Ha!
I dialed 666 on the Brown Telephone and 'extended the antenna.' God answered immediately:
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gd: Hello?
me: Been in touch with Jesus and The Holy Ghost recently?
gd: #$*^%$$!
me: Could you repeat that?
gd: -
me: I get the impression that you are currently 'in a down mood.'
gd: +
me: I understand 'hg language' but can we use English?
gd: ?
me: my readers do not understand hg.
gd: $!#*!
me: I am very influential on Earth. You should reconsider.
gd: Earth?
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