Thursday, September 23, 2010
The Origins of Monotheism
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And concerning (7) below... what can I say? Islam is clearly a male religion. Females are almost held in contempt by male Islamists! In extreme cases females must wear Burkas which cover everything but their eyes, while males can wear whatever the fuck they please. And notice that the Muslim Minarettes (prayer towers) resemble penises. Jew psychologists would call these Muslim Minarettes, 'phallic symbols.' Is Allah queer?
Mohammed was clearly heterosexual, having had thirteen wives. This suggests that Allah Himself was basically heterosexual. So what explains the ancient Muslim antipathy toward the female? I think I know: Allah was originally a female god named Al-lat who morphed into a male god (prove me wrong if you can). It must have been a sexual revolution. It must have been obvious to the ancients that the female was the doorway through which they all entered existence; but males were physically stronger than females. These two verities struggled for the ancient imagination, godwise. Al-lat prevailed in the beginning, but Allah eventually overthrew Al-lat when the tribal males saved the culture from external attack. It was a case of cultural evolution: All gods became male by virtue of massive muscularity: Males saved communities, therefore gods must be males. But there remained a significant number of 'female godists' who pointed out that the female vulva was the gateway. A sexual war ensued. The males eventually won.
This idea is reflected in Judeo-Christianity by the fact that the Jewish god WHTZSNM is a male, and that His Son Jesus H Christ is also a male. But The Female was obviously essential: Jesus therefore emerged from the female Mary who, having been impregnated by the Holy Fucking Ghost, brought Jesus to term and gave Him birth (the vulvic details of which are not recorded).
And concerning (7) below... what can I say? Islam is clearly a male religion. Females are almost held in contempt by male Islamists! In extreme cases females must wear Burkas which cover everything but their eyes, while males can wear whatever the fuck they please. And notice that the Muslim Minarettes (prayer towers) resemble penises. Jew psychologists would call these Muslim Minarettes, 'phallic symbols.' Is Allah queer?
Mohammed was clearly heterosexual, having had thirteen wives. This suggests that Allah Himself was basically heterosexual. So what explains the ancient Muslim antipathy toward the female? I think I know: Allah was originally a female god named Al-lat who morphed into a male god (prove me wrong if you can). It must have been a sexual revolution. It must have been obvious to the ancients that the female was the doorway through which they all entered existence; but males were physically stronger than females. These two verities struggled for the ancient imagination, godwise. Al-lat prevailed in the beginning, but Allah eventually overthrew Al-lat when the tribal males saved the culture from external attack. It was a case of cultural evolution: All gods became male by virtue of massive muscularity: Males saved communities, therefore gods must be males. But there remained a significant number of 'female godists' who pointed out that the female vulva was the gateway. A sexual war ensued. The males eventually won.
This idea is reflected in Judeo-Christianity by the fact that the Jewish god WHTZSNM is a male, and that His Son Jesus H Christ is also a male. But The Female was obviously essential: Jesus therefore emerged from the female Mary who, having been impregnated by the Holy Fucking Ghost, brought Jesus to term and gave Him birth (the vulvic details of which are not recorded).
