Wednesday, August 04, 2010
Penis Education
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Halfway through beer #10 at 1927L. Sip. Now what? Penis Education! Most of you American boys/men out there are sexually mutilated (circumcised in the Judeo/Muslim manner) and many of you are sooo ignorant that you don't even know whether you are or are not circumcised. That is a very sorry state of affairs. I intend to educate you whether you like it or not. If you don't like it, flee! Never return! I will not miss you!
My educational experiment will use modern porn. I will research my 'pantie porn links' in search of penises. I will present a link, then I will give my evaluation of the penis depicted in that link, judging whether that particular penis is natural or mutilated, based on the photograph. I will be correct most of the time. Ready for this? Standby for the first link. This will take some time...
Sip. Beginning beer #11 as I search...
Ultrapantie.com. Not a single dick. Rats. Enjoy anyway. Hmm. Wetpanties? Lessee...
Wetpanties.porn. Alright! Dicks! My plan is to select two penis photos, one natural and one mutilated (circumcised) and label them. Lessee... Nope. The Jews are fucking up my internet connections. Lessee... Asian Panty... the three penis photos are probably uncircumcised. No examples of mutilated versions. Hmm. (Heavy microwave radiation as I write this: face throbbing, sneezing, huge mucus production, nasal tissues swollen. Both eyes watering.) Shall we continue? We shall!
Japanese upskirt! Three uncut penises. (Blogger problems. Eheh.)
Hello Mikity features three uncircumcised dicks, skinned back and ready for action. I must say that I have been totally unable to find even one obvious example of a circumcised penis during tonight's explorations. But they are out there. I have seen them.
Halfway through beer #10 at 1927L. Sip. Now what? Penis Education! Most of you American boys/men out there are sexually mutilated (circumcised in the Judeo/Muslim manner) and many of you are sooo ignorant that you don't even know whether you are or are not circumcised. That is a very sorry state of affairs. I intend to educate you whether you like it or not. If you don't like it, flee! Never return! I will not miss you!
My educational experiment will use modern porn. I will research my 'pantie porn links' in search of penises. I will present a link, then I will give my evaluation of the penis depicted in that link, judging whether that particular penis is natural or mutilated, based on the photograph. I will be correct most of the time. Ready for this? Standby for the first link. This will take some time...
Sip. Beginning beer #11 as I search...
Ultrapantie.com. Not a single dick. Rats. Enjoy anyway. Hmm. Wetpanties? Lessee...
Wetpanties.porn. Alright! Dicks! My plan is to select two penis photos, one natural and one mutilated (circumcised) and label them. Lessee... Nope. The Jews are fucking up my internet connections. Lessee... Asian Panty... the three penis photos are probably uncircumcised. No examples of mutilated versions. Hmm. (Heavy microwave radiation as I write this: face throbbing, sneezing, huge mucus production, nasal tissues swollen. Both eyes watering.) Shall we continue? We shall!
Japanese upskirt! Three uncut penises. (Blogger problems. Eheh.)
Hello Mikity features three uncircumcised dicks, skinned back and ready for action. I must say that I have been totally unable to find even one obvious example of a circumcised penis during tonight's explorations. But they are out there. I have seen them.
