daily scratchpad

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Butt first we need to contact the Jewish God WHTZSNM. I dialed 666 on the Brown Telephone and 'extended the antenna:'
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gd: Hello?
me: Are You felling well?
gd. Of course. Thank you for asking.
me: Good. I'm wondering about 'Celestial Anatomics.'
gd: Huh?
me: I'm wondering about Your Anatomy. Do You have a 'right hand'?
gd: Yes, and it is mighty! Beware.
me: Left hand?
gd: Of course. Everybody has two hands. Get to the point.
me: Did You really design us Human Beings in Your Own Image?
gd: The Bible tells you so! Read it!
me: Two legs?
gd: Of course.
me: Nose?
gd: Uhh...
me: Penis?
gd: (hangs up)
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