Thursday, July 08, 2010
Tonight's Good Question
(5)
Bringing us to the question (beginning beer #10 @ 2007L) of 'prayer:' If God is omniscient, what is the point of prayer? Why pray?
I answer that, God is the Ultimate Egotist. God loves 'being prayed to.' It makes Him feel so... 'Godlike.' I answer, furthermore, that God has a very, very, sensual godlike ass which totally loves being kissed by all and sundry sentient beings everywhere in The Universe. Indeed, God's Butt contains myriad sensory nerves which are designed to feed pleasure impulses to God's 'psyche' (for lack of a better term) as sentient beings all over The Universe attempt to Kiss God's Ass through the medium of 'prayer.'
That is my conjecture. I have no proof at all, butt it is a good question.
Bringing us to the question (beginning beer #10 @ 2007L) of 'prayer:' If God is omniscient, what is the point of prayer? Why pray?
I answer that, God is the Ultimate Egotist. God loves 'being prayed to.' It makes Him feel so... 'Godlike.' I answer, furthermore, that God has a very, very, sensual godlike ass which totally loves being kissed by all and sundry sentient beings everywhere in The Universe. Indeed, God's Butt contains myriad sensory nerves which are designed to feed pleasure impulses to God's 'psyche' (for lack of a better term) as sentient beings all over The Universe attempt to Kiss God's Ass through the medium of 'prayer.'
That is my conjecture. I have no proof at all, butt it is a good question.
