Thursday, July 08, 2010
QED
(4)
Beginning beer #9 @1927L. Sip. Time to irritate God. I dialed 666 on The Brown Telephone and 'extended the antenna.' God answered immediately.
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gd: Hello?
me: Creative Psychometry. Mean anything to you?
gd: Gibberish. Get to the point. You're drunk as a skunk and I am not in the mood to humor you tonight.
me: I have 'defined You!' Irritating?
gd: Very. What is your point?
me: You are one ignomatic muthafuck.
gd: Are you trying to insult me?
me: Of course! Why else would I call you?!
gd: I am a very busy God. Please get to the point, or I will hang up.
me: Are You Omniscient?
gd: Of course. Why do you ask?
me: QED.
gd: (hangs up)
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Beginning beer #9 @1927L. Sip. Time to irritate God. I dialed 666 on The Brown Telephone and 'extended the antenna.' God answered immediately.
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gd: Hello?
me: Creative Psychometry. Mean anything to you?
gd: Gibberish. Get to the point. You're drunk as a skunk and I am not in the mood to humor you tonight.
me: I have 'defined You!' Irritating?
gd: Very. What is your point?
me: You are one ignomatic muthafuck.
gd: Are you trying to insult me?
me: Of course! Why else would I call you?!
gd: I am a very busy God. Please get to the point, or I will hang up.
me: Are You Omniscient?
gd: Of course. Why do you ask?
me: QED.
gd: (hangs up)
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