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Working on my last beer. Time to wrap this up for tonight. Hmm... Ok. Got it. Chess game! Gerash was driving me home from a chess tournament in Colorado Springs! (Being gassed and irridiated here with Nose Rad.) Why not create a new weekly scenerio: 'Tonight's Chess Game'?! Alright! I love it!
Standby... Flash Chess III. I will now play (live) and comment on such a game. Whoa... I have chosen the highest possible category because I know from experience that this game is essentially 'pussy chess.' That is to say that this game is like a 20 year old gloriously beautiful woman wearing only pink nylon panties beaconing to a 16 year old uncircumcised boy in heat: She will be Gentle! She will be irresistable!
I will make the moves and then comment. You young boys and girls out there should pay attention. You might learn something. I am 'white' and therefore I will make the first move.
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1. e4 d5 (An agressive reply!) (Damn. Outa beer... Grrr...)
2. ed Qd5 (Recouping...)
3. Nc3 (attacking) Qe4+ (counterattacking)
4. Be2 e6
5. Nf3 Qf6
6. D4 Bb4
7. O-O Bc3
8. bc3 Nd7
9. Bg5 Qf5
10. Bd3 Qd5
11. c4 Qf6
12. Re h6
13. d5 Qc5
14. de hg
15. ed7+ ed7
16. Be4+ Qd6
17. Rats. I have totally screwed this up. End of 'experiment.'
Time to 'sign out.' See you all next week. Nighty-night!