daily scratchpad

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me: Jesus should be welcomed unconditionally, but not 'worshipped.'
lu: We know.
me: Jesus is a virgin.
lu: We assumed that, of course.
me: Jesus has done foreskin restoration.
lu: That we didn't know.
me: Jesus is horney.
lu: Ok...
me: Jesus is hetero.
lu: Ok...
me: We need to get Jesus 'layed' as soon as possible.
lu: Obviously. Suggestions?
me: Jesus loves women wearing granny panties.
lu: Noted.
me: Nothing else.
lu: Noted. We can do this!
me: Do you have someone in mind?
lu: Yes.
me: Ummm... may I know?
lu: You are not cleared for that information. Sorry. (click)
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