Friday, March 12, 2010
Slap!
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Hmm. Rereading that just now was interesting and slightly appalling, but exactly as I remember it. The paraphilic glitz (bling?) is a bit tacky - and sorry if I embarrased you - but the intent can be found in the links. Most of you will be pleased to know that that is about as risque as it will ever get.
I almost didn't do this blog today due to heavy night time radiation last night (and most of this week). Four hours of sleep last night (plus a one-and-a-half hour nap) is what I am operating on at the moment. (Oh, and two and a half beers. Can't leave out the beer!)
Let's do a link dump:
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Queen's Gambit Accepted. Elementary chess opening.
Stars. Interesting site which describes the innermost secrets of your favorite stars.
The Slap Heard Round The World. VP Biden is blindsided by Israel. Interestingly, the sound of the slap never reached CBS Evening News, but NBC was all over it, as were the other news sources.
Ramat Shlomo residents don't understand what the fuss is all about. 'Even dogs don't go down there.'
How to play with your dog's schmeckle. The EHOW video has apparently been deleted.
Senate Bill 1777. Massachusetts ponders the question of male genital mutilation. Bad news for the Jews.
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The last four links are somewhat related to male doggie genitalia. And as I pondered the possible unifying principle(s) at work in the above link dump I came to the conclusion that both the Jews and the Muslims share a mutual antipathy, dogwise, and that the common element was penis-related: Dogs are uncircumcised, whereas both Jews and Muslims are circumcised. The common element was, therefore, penis envy.
But this raised a fascinating question: Is VP Biden intact? Did he escape the Jewish knife? Is an Uncircumcised Irishman attempting to conciliate a dispute between two of the world's most sexually mutilated tribes? If so, that might be a factor in that 'slap in the face' incident.
Hmm. Rereading that just now was interesting and slightly appalling, but exactly as I remember it. The paraphilic glitz (bling?) is a bit tacky - and sorry if I embarrased you - but the intent can be found in the links. Most of you will be pleased to know that that is about as risque as it will ever get.
I almost didn't do this blog today due to heavy night time radiation last night (and most of this week). Four hours of sleep last night (plus a one-and-a-half hour nap) is what I am operating on at the moment. (Oh, and two and a half beers. Can't leave out the beer!)
Let's do a link dump:
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Queen's Gambit Accepted. Elementary chess opening.
Stars. Interesting site which describes the innermost secrets of your favorite stars.
The Slap Heard Round The World. VP Biden is blindsided by Israel. Interestingly, the sound of the slap never reached CBS Evening News, but NBC was all over it, as were the other news sources.
Ramat Shlomo residents don't understand what the fuss is all about. 'Even dogs don't go down there.'
How to play with your dog's schmeckle. The EHOW video has apparently been deleted.
Senate Bill 1777. Massachusetts ponders the question of male genital mutilation. Bad news for the Jews.
----------
The last four links are somewhat related to male doggie genitalia. And as I pondered the possible unifying principle(s) at work in the above link dump I came to the conclusion that both the Jews and the Muslims share a mutual antipathy, dogwise, and that the common element was penis-related: Dogs are uncircumcised, whereas both Jews and Muslims are circumcised. The common element was, therefore, penis envy.
But this raised a fascinating question: Is VP Biden intact? Did he escape the Jewish knife? Is an Uncircumcised Irishman attempting to conciliate a dispute between two of the world's most sexually mutilated tribes? If so, that might be a factor in that 'slap in the face' incident.
