Friday, February 05, 2010
Uh-Oh
(3)
Call me 'Sparky.'
Beer #6 at 1539L. Kootch is ready to eat. Off to the LR for Millionaire while Kootch eats... Fun as usual. Red is the color. One of the contestants is a woman with very red hair. Hmm. Shall I change into those red sports briefs? Hmm. (And by the way, I was not totally shocked by last week's blog entry admitting that I had peed in my pants. They were hanging on the headboard when I woke up Saturday afternoon, and I thought, 'Uh-oh.')
I promise to remain dry tonight. We shall see. 'Horney' is the problem: at 75 I still get horney every two weeks or so. For me, pants-peeing is masturbatory foreplay, and at my age I need lots of foreplay. Normal heterosex is a different matter, of course: all I need is a willing woman and privacy. Maybe a little Viagra. It helps if the woman is wearing pink nylon panties. I love to feel a woman's crotch with my left hand while she is wearing nylon panties. Call me 'perverted' if you must.
Beer #8 (whahoppen #7?!) at 1645L. Sip. Yum. Four beers left. Gonna be a short night.
Call me 'Sparky.'
Beer #6 at 1539L. Kootch is ready to eat. Off to the LR for Millionaire while Kootch eats... Fun as usual. Red is the color. One of the contestants is a woman with very red hair. Hmm. Shall I change into those red sports briefs? Hmm. (And by the way, I was not totally shocked by last week's blog entry admitting that I had peed in my pants. They were hanging on the headboard when I woke up Saturday afternoon, and I thought, 'Uh-oh.')
I promise to remain dry tonight. We shall see. 'Horney' is the problem: at 75 I still get horney every two weeks or so. For me, pants-peeing is masturbatory foreplay, and at my age I need lots of foreplay. Normal heterosex is a different matter, of course: all I need is a willing woman and privacy. Maybe a little Viagra. It helps if the woman is wearing pink nylon panties. I love to feel a woman's crotch with my left hand while she is wearing nylon panties. Call me 'perverted' if you must.
Beer #8 (whahoppen #7?!) at 1645L. Sip. Yum. Four beers left. Gonna be a short night.
