Friday, January 08, 2010
Be Happy
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Bad news for Bud: I didn't notice the transition from leftover Natural Light to Bud Light just now. NL is cheaper. I only needed a six pack this week because I had 4 NLs left from last week. Beginning beer #6. Four beers left. Rotsa whiskey. Only 1630L! Where is Kathy Lee? Vacation? Come back Kathy Lee! You and Hoda go so well together!
'Happiness' was the theme this week. Both PBS and TODAY had (Oops. Accidentally left this blog. The upside is that I discovered an unpublished post (8) and published it.) Are you happy?
Think about it. Think first about the extremes: Unhappies commit suicide. Uberhappies end up in the looney bin. You want 'the golden mean.' You want the Goldilocks Ideal. I know the secret to happiness. Here is my prescription for you: retract into the present moment. You speculate too much. You remember too much. Enough with that shit. Look at yourself. Feel yourself. Forget everything else. Observe yourself. Look in the mirror. Watch yourself 'think.' (Yes you can!) Enjoy your body and your mind. You are a miracle! Feel yourself. Take a hot shower and feel your body as it interacts with the external world. Forget all that other shit. Enjoy the moment. Enjoy your existence. Love yourself. Realize that you are god hirself. Realize furthermore that you have eternal life: you will never experience 'death.' Death cannot be 'experienced.' Birth happened. Death will happen. But neither event can be 'experienced.' Between those extremes you live your eternal life. You were never 'born.' You will never 'die.' You can only live within those brackets. Enjoy it! Be happy.
Bad news for Bud: I didn't notice the transition from leftover Natural Light to Bud Light just now. NL is cheaper. I only needed a six pack this week because I had 4 NLs left from last week. Beginning beer #6. Four beers left. Rotsa whiskey. Only 1630L! Where is Kathy Lee? Vacation? Come back Kathy Lee! You and Hoda go so well together!
'Happiness' was the theme this week. Both PBS and TODAY had (Oops. Accidentally left this blog. The upside is that I discovered an unpublished post (8) and published it.) Are you happy?
Think about it. Think first about the extremes: Unhappies commit suicide. Uberhappies end up in the looney bin. You want 'the golden mean.' You want the Goldilocks Ideal. I know the secret to happiness. Here is my prescription for you: retract into the present moment. You speculate too much. You remember too much. Enough with that shit. Look at yourself. Feel yourself. Forget everything else. Observe yourself. Look in the mirror. Watch yourself 'think.' (Yes you can!) Enjoy your body and your mind. You are a miracle! Feel yourself. Take a hot shower and feel your body as it interacts with the external world. Forget all that other shit. Enjoy the moment. Enjoy your existence. Love yourself. Realize that you are god hirself. Realize furthermore that you have eternal life: you will never experience 'death.' Death cannot be 'experienced.' Birth happened. Death will happen. But neither event can be 'experienced.' Between those extremes you live your eternal life. You were never 'born.' You will never 'die.' You can only live within those brackets. Enjoy it! Be happy.
