Thursday, December 31, 2009

 

Mozart

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lu: Hello?
me: Happy New Year.
lu: Rightbackatcha.
me: I'm wondering about Mozart.
lu: Heaven, I'm afraid. I hoped you would not ask this question.
me: We need to fix that. You are either with me or you are against me.
lu: I am with you. What do you want?
me: I want Mozart to be transported via Einstein's Loophole. It is intolerable that Mozart is freezing his ass off in Heaven.
lu: But Mozart sits right next to God and Abraham. Mozart would be missed.
me: So fucking what!? I insist that Mozart be transported immediately.
lu: Done.
me: Thank you very much. I will call you about Mozart next week. Happy New Year.
lu: And the same to you.
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