Friday, December 18, 2009
I Love Me
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There's been another recall. Eheh. Venetian blinds. Seems the consumer products safety commission has detected that some children can strangle themselves while standing next to window blinds.
Meanwhile, the Consumer Products Safety Commission ignores complaints from parents that more than one half of newborn American males are routinely mutilated sexually in order to make American Jews feel more secure in a 'hostile penile environment.'
More on this next week, maybe.
I need to describe my current state as I sip 3.2 beer tonight: I love me. Do you love you?
There's been another recall. Eheh. Venetian blinds. Seems the consumer products safety commission has detected that some children can strangle themselves while standing next to window blinds.
Meanwhile, the Consumer Products Safety Commission ignores complaints from parents that more than one half of newborn American males are routinely mutilated sexually in order to make American Jews feel more secure in a 'hostile penile environment.'
More on this next week, maybe.
I need to describe my current state as I sip 3.2 beer tonight: I love me. Do you love you?
