Friday, November 27, 2009
Where Else?!
(5)
Needless to say I was surprised by that information.
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me: You must mean 'thirteen hundred.'
lu: Thirteen thousand.
me: Deny the request.
lu: Done.
me: Are you familiar with Galileo?
lu: He is one of our favorite celebrities. Why do you ask?
me: I have reason to postulate that he may have invented the Brown Telephone.
lu: Correct! I am impressed! What led you to this idea?
me: Seems they recently found the bones of his middle finger.
lu: The antenna finger! Of course! He misses it, I can tell you that. He feels permanently bereft. Do you mind if I convey the good news?
me: Not at all. So Galileo is in Hell?
lu: (laughing) Where else?!
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Needless to say I was surprised by that information.
----------
me: You must mean 'thirteen hundred.'
lu: Thirteen thousand.
me: Deny the request.
lu: Done.
me: Are you familiar with Galileo?
lu: He is one of our favorite celebrities. Why do you ask?
me: I have reason to postulate that he may have invented the Brown Telephone.
lu: Correct! I am impressed! What led you to this idea?
me: Seems they recently found the bones of his middle finger.
lu: The antenna finger! Of course! He misses it, I can tell you that. He feels permanently bereft. Do you mind if I convey the good news?
me: Not at all. So Galileo is in Hell?
lu: (laughing) Where else?!
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