Tuesday, October 27, 2009
The Seven Steps to New Art
(4)
Before proceeding I need to mention again that this blog makes much more sense after you have downed a beer or a shot of whiskey. Enjoy.
And at the risk of generating competition I will now describe the procedure whereby I convert a pair of white cotton panties into a work of art:
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1. Acquire a pair of white cotton panties. Put them on under your shorts.
2. Drink some beer. This will speed the process.
3. Sit at the computer in a chair which has a waterproof exterior. Put your feet up such that your butt is the lowest part of your anatomy. Gravity is your friend here. Wait.
4. When your bladder signals, 'Ok! Pee if you must, but I need to empty!' then relax and enjoy.
5. Sit there for at least 30 minutes after you have peed in your pants. The pee will need that time to fully infiltrate all of the available clothing and produce a definitive stain.
6. Move your lower body around slightly as a way of savoring your soaked pants. Enjoy.
7. Finally, get up and change clothes. Evaluate the pee stain on your white panties. Decide whether it is of artistic quality. If so, hang the panties out to dry. Repeat once a week. You will inevitably produce occasional works of art.
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Before proceeding I need to mention again that this blog makes much more sense after you have downed a beer or a shot of whiskey. Enjoy.
And at the risk of generating competition I will now describe the procedure whereby I convert a pair of white cotton panties into a work of art:
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1. Acquire a pair of white cotton panties. Put them on under your shorts.
2. Drink some beer. This will speed the process.
3. Sit at the computer in a chair which has a waterproof exterior. Put your feet up such that your butt is the lowest part of your anatomy. Gravity is your friend here. Wait.
4. When your bladder signals, 'Ok! Pee if you must, but I need to empty!' then relax and enjoy.
5. Sit there for at least 30 minutes after you have peed in your pants. The pee will need that time to fully infiltrate all of the available clothing and produce a definitive stain.
6. Move your lower body around slightly as a way of savoring your soaked pants. Enjoy.
7. Finally, get up and change clothes. Evaluate the pee stain on your white panties. Decide whether it is of artistic quality. If so, hang the panties out to dry. Repeat once a week. You will inevitably produce occasional works of art.
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