Thursday, October 22, 2009
Jesus Restores
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Concerning last week's posts, if you deduced that Jesus has decided to do a foreskin restoration, you got it right. The reason, of course, is that Jesus is bored on His long trip back home to Heaven, and - BTW - is freezing His Butt off. Jesus therefore exercises to keep warm. His regimen includes masturbation from time to time (even gods love orgasms!) But Jesus needs visual stimulation in order to 'get hot.' Furthermore Jesus is running out of lubricant. Enter Yours Truly: I am Jesus' porn supplier and adviser. I have recently uploaded to Jesus information that it is possible for Him to 'restore His foreskin' thereby eliminating the need for artificial lubrication. Jesus celebrated that information and has begun to 'restore.'
Time to end this segment with a call to the Jewish God WHTZSNM. I dialed 666 on the Brown Telephone and extended the antenna. God answered immediately:
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gd: Hello?
me: Jesus says, 'OMG!'
gd: O-what?
me: MG.
gd: Nonsense.
me: Think 'foreskin.'
gd: Think 'hellfire.'
me: Think 'golden feeling below the belt.'
gd: Think '666 degrees Centigrade.'
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Concerning last week's posts, if you deduced that Jesus has decided to do a foreskin restoration, you got it right. The reason, of course, is that Jesus is bored on His long trip back home to Heaven, and - BTW - is freezing His Butt off. Jesus therefore exercises to keep warm. His regimen includes masturbation from time to time (even gods love orgasms!) But Jesus needs visual stimulation in order to 'get hot.' Furthermore Jesus is running out of lubricant. Enter Yours Truly: I am Jesus' porn supplier and adviser. I have recently uploaded to Jesus information that it is possible for Him to 'restore His foreskin' thereby eliminating the need for artificial lubrication. Jesus celebrated that information and has begun to 'restore.'
Time to end this segment with a call to the Jewish God WHTZSNM. I dialed 666 on the Brown Telephone and extended the antenna. God answered immediately:
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gd: Hello?
me: Jesus says, 'OMG!'
gd: O-what?
me: MG.
gd: Nonsense.
me: Think 'foreskin.'
gd: Think 'hellfire.'
me: Think 'golden feeling below the belt.'
gd: Think '666 degrees Centigrade.'
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