Wednesday, October 07, 2009
Fuck Doctor Oz
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So I will fill you girls in. I will describe the problem to you. I will tell you why you are not sexually fulfilled in your marriages.
Fuck Doctor Oz.
The problem is that your husbands' penises were mutilated at birth. The part of the penis which served to separate the internal aspect of the organ from the external aspect of the organ was severed. The penis, an internal-external organ like the eye, perforce became an external-only organ. It dried up. It became much less sensitive. He couldn't masturbate it during his teen years, and therefore never learned the rudiments of copulation and orgasm. He entered adulthood as a sexual dumbass instead of the sexual genius Mother Nature intended him to be. He became an Honorary Dumbass Jew. He bludgeons you during intercourse as he tries to orgasm. There is no sexual cuddling as he lovingly senses the depths of your gloriously smooth, warm, and slippery vagina. He can't feel it! Therefore he assaults your vagina with violent thrusting. He wields a short irritating beard to discourage you from cuddling. It is not his fault. He is a Jew.
But you can change that. How?
Talk him into doing a foreskin restoration. Threaten to divorce him. Help him do it. Together you can do it! Yes!
So I will fill you girls in. I will describe the problem to you. I will tell you why you are not sexually fulfilled in your marriages.
Fuck Doctor Oz.
The problem is that your husbands' penises were mutilated at birth. The part of the penis which served to separate the internal aspect of the organ from the external aspect of the organ was severed. The penis, an internal-external organ like the eye, perforce became an external-only organ. It dried up. It became much less sensitive. He couldn't masturbate it during his teen years, and therefore never learned the rudiments of copulation and orgasm. He entered adulthood as a sexual dumbass instead of the sexual genius Mother Nature intended him to be. He became an Honorary Dumbass Jew. He bludgeons you during intercourse as he tries to orgasm. There is no sexual cuddling as he lovingly senses the depths of your gloriously smooth, warm, and slippery vagina. He can't feel it! Therefore he assaults your vagina with violent thrusting. He wields a short irritating beard to discourage you from cuddling. It is not his fault. He is a Jew.
But you can change that. How?
Talk him into doing a foreskin restoration. Threaten to divorce him. Help him do it. Together you can do it! Yes!
