Thursday, September 10, 2009
Rats
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Time to wrap this up. I recommend rats as pets. Here are the reasons:
1. Rats are intelligent. They know you, and they watch you.
2. Rats are affectionate. They love you. Your pet rat will love you unconditionally.
3. Rats are clean. They constantly clean themselves.
4. Rats are pragmatic.
5. Rats are really fun to watch.
6. Rats are extremely playful.
7. Rats love beer. (Especially male rats.)
8. Rats are uncircumcised, and therefore are extremely horney and sexually capable.
9. Female rats love uncircumcised male rats. The result is many more rats.
Time to wrap this up. I recommend rats as pets. Here are the reasons:
1. Rats are intelligent. They know you, and they watch you.
2. Rats are affectionate. They love you. Your pet rat will love you unconditionally.
3. Rats are clean. They constantly clean themselves.
4. Rats are pragmatic.
5. Rats are really fun to watch.
6. Rats are extremely playful.
7. Rats love beer. (Especially male rats.)
8. Rats are uncircumcised, and therefore are extremely horney and sexually capable.
9. Female rats love uncircumcised male rats. The result is many more rats.
