daily scratchpad

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Whew. I'm not used to such intensive telephone negotiations. I need to relax. I put my feet up and dialed Jesus's number:
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js: Hellow?
me: Very funny. I get the impression that You are more hip than I thought.
js: (giggles)
me: Ready for some sexy videos?
js: Eyes wide open!
me: (after uploading 'Double Upskirt')
js: Oh... My... (static)!
me: Could you repeat that?
js: Yes, but no. Are you recording this conversation?
(A very tiny insect is crawling across the shirt on my chest. Disappeared.)
me: Yes.
js: I know. I know.
me: Naughty naughty?
js: I already knew the answer. BTW, it was a very tiny spider. They could never see it on TV. Not to worry.
me: TGFT!
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