Wednesday, August 26, 2009
Advice From an Old Man
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American culture became so distorted by The American Jewish Establishment during the 20th Century (boosted by the Holocaust) that the 'difficulty of penile hygiene' was touted by the Jewish Medical Establishment as a reason for infant sexual mutilation: 'The uncircumcised penis is difficult to keep clean: Simplify it. Chop off the more complex parts of it.'
It was a Jewish lie, of course and the average American Idiot believed it. As a result, American culture became Jewish below the belt. So sad. But things, they are a-changing!
And it seems to me at this time that after 74 years of enjoying a normal (uncut) penis I am perfectly positioned to give advice to young men who have been so lucky as to have escaped 'the Jewish knife.'
So, herewith I present the advice of 74 years experience:
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Enjoy those golden feelings below the belt whenever they come around.
Play with your penis accordingly, surrepticiously. Do not alarm your mother.
In bed at night, when you get the golden feeling in your crotch, you should play with your penis.
Play until you experience 'the revelation.' Enjoy. Tell Jesus to 'get out of my underpants!'
Do it over the years and enjoy it as your birthright.
Consider your night-time pleasures as 'private training:' You are learning your sexual duty and your future wife will appreciate your ability to control orgasmic urges until she comes first. Enjoy.
(revised 8-28-09)
American culture became so distorted by The American Jewish Establishment during the 20th Century (boosted by the Holocaust) that the 'difficulty of penile hygiene' was touted by the Jewish Medical Establishment as a reason for infant sexual mutilation: 'The uncircumcised penis is difficult to keep clean: Simplify it. Chop off the more complex parts of it.'
It was a Jewish lie, of course and the average American Idiot believed it. As a result, American culture became Jewish below the belt. So sad. But things, they are a-changing!
And it seems to me at this time that after 74 years of enjoying a normal (uncut) penis I am perfectly positioned to give advice to young men who have been so lucky as to have escaped 'the Jewish knife.'
So, herewith I present the advice of 74 years experience:
----------
Enjoy those golden feelings below the belt whenever they come around.
Play with your penis accordingly, surrepticiously. Do not alarm your mother.
In bed at night, when you get the golden feeling in your crotch, you should play with your penis.
Play until you experience 'the revelation.' Enjoy. Tell Jesus to 'get out of my underpants!'
Do it over the years and enjoy it as your birthright.
Consider your night-time pleasures as 'private training:' You are learning your sexual duty and your future wife will appreciate your ability to control orgasmic urges until she comes first. Enjoy.
(revised 8-28-09)
